Wednesday, March 30, 2016

A Star Wars Fairy Tale: New Hope, Part 9

 The moment the men trooped away, following their master, a touseled brown head popped out of one of the seats. “All clear.” Han pushed the seat off, revealing him and Luke.

“It's a good thing you had these compartments.” He and Cecil had joined Han in the right seat. Ben was already helping Arthur and a cramped Chewbacca out of the left one.

“I use them for smuggling,” Han explained. “Never thought I'd be smuggling myself in them.”

Luke just barely managed to climb out of seat in the silver armor. “Well, now what do we do? The Imperials will be back here any minute!”

Han grinned. “You know...we might be able to use those guys.”

Arthur's fingers were flying. Cecil stretched his long limbs as he translated his friend. “Pardon Arthur and me, Captain Solowolf, but just what do you mean by that?”

“This.” He popped his head out of the stables. “They're coming back. Three of them. I think we can take them.”

Indeed, the three soldiers barely had the time to cry out before one was felled by an arrow in the arm, another was hit over the head with a sword, and the third had a hairy hand around his neck. Han, Cecil, and Chewbacca put on the armor right away, making use of Ben's magic to get it to fit the muscular horse-man. Luke and Ben used what little magic they had to make their own armor more closely resemble the white and black pieces worn by the Imperial army.

Cecil and Arthur bound the men with rope and rags, then piled hay over them. Arthur's fingers flew. “We were able to ask the men a few questions before we gagged them,” his taller friend explained. “They're keeping Princess Leia in the Death Tower. Castle scuttlebutt has it that Lord Vader has personally ordered her to remain there until such time she agrees to wed the King Palapatine, the ruler of this country. It's quite against her will, apparently. She has no desire for such a union to take place, but His Lordship is firm in allying the Kingdom of Aldran to the Kingdom of the Empire.”

“So he can take over the lands for both,” Han finished. “Pretty typical for royalty.”

“Oh no!” Luke wailed. “That poor girl. That's worse than choosing your husband at a ball. We have to rescue her!”

“What about all those guards out there?” Han reminded him. “Not to mention Vader. And unless you two have enough magic left to get us over that wall, we're going to need to get the drawbridge open.”

Ben pulled out his sword. “Leave that to me.”

Luke leaped to his side. “I want to come with you.”

“No, Luke. You help the others rescue the Princess. She, the servants, and that message have to be delivered to the Rebels, or the remaining Seven Kingdoms will suffer the same fate as Aldran.” Ben put a hand on the boy's shoulder, even as he protested. “Our destinies are on different paths from here on, my boy. Put your faith in the Force...and in yourself. You're stronger than you believe.”

Luke watched sadly as Ben went in the opposite direction from them, toward the front of the castle.  

Han took his arm. “Kid, if we're gonna do this, we have to get goin' now. Let the old man do what he has to do.”

“All right.” The five men hurried along the courtyard, trying to look like ordinary soldiers. It wasn't easy when one of them was smaller than the average soldier, one of them was thinner, one was far larger, and one was in a footman's uniform, but they somehow managed to avoid the regular guards.

Han lead the group, his longbow slung as casually over his shoulder as possible in armor. “Does anyone know where we're going? This is a big courtyard.”

Arthur's fingers flew. He had grabbed an apron back in the stables and thrown it over his uniform to appear less conspicuous. Not that it helped much. The apron was almost twice as large as he was, more resembling a dress on him than an an apron. He spoke with the fingers of one hand while holding up the apron with the other.

“Arthur, slow down!” Cecil sounded exasperated. “You know I have trouble translating when you talk with one hand.” Arthur made a face, his gestures becoming a bit less rapid. Cecil turned to the others. “He says he found out from one of the guards in the stables that the Death Tower is in the back of the complex, the tallest tower in the prison area.”

“That still doesn't give us much to work with, mate,” Chewbacca snorted.

That was when Han heard an absolutely beautiful voice. “Hey, what's that?” It was a woman's voice, a deep, gentle contralto. He'd never heard anything that was more beautiful...or sadder.

Luke heard the music, too. “I've never heard such a pretty voice.”

Arthur was already weeping on Cecil's arm. “Please control yourself, Arthur. You'll rust my armor!” Cecil turned to the others. “The song she's performing is an old Aldran folk tune about a young woman who was imprisoned by her jealous father, who had killed her lover.”

Han made a face. “Not exactly your light listening.” Luke was already darting towards the back of the Castle, following the voice. The others hurried after him. “Kid, hold on! She's probably got a hundred guards surroundin' her. We're gonna have to be careful.”

Luke stopped suddenly. His breath quickened. “No,” he gasped, “not a hundred guards. Just one. A black magician...I can feel it.”

Han grabbed his arm. “How the hell are we gonna get past a black magician?”

Chewbacca pulled them all back into an alley between two buildings. “Mates, watch out! There's someone comin'!”

That someone was the Black Knight, the same imposing figure Luke saw at the ball. It seemed rather odd for him to be carrying a picnic basket, but there it was, a typical wicker specimen hanging over his armored arm. He stopped before the tower and called to the one window in his booming bass voice, “My daughter, let down your hair!” The longest brown hair Luke ever saw dropped to the ground.

“Well, well.” Han smirked. “Looks like we have our way in.”

“Yeah, but what about Vader?” Luke rubbed his head. “His magic is strong. I've never felt black magic like this.”

Han shrugged. “So we wait until the father-daughter moment's over.” He turned to the others. “Is anyone here a good mimic? I'm not great at imitations myself, but if one of us could sound like Big, Dark, and Ugly out there, we might be able to get the Princess to let down her hair and get us into the Tower.”

Luke grinned, despite his headache. “Oh, I love doing voices. I used to mimic the stable masters for some of the other servants, and I did the voices of farmers in Tatoon for my friends when I lived there.”

Han nodded. “Perfect. Do you think you could manage Vader, kid?”

Luke shrugged. “I could try. I don't see any other way of us getting in.”

A crash and a screech from the tower made them all jump. When Luke looked up, Vader was climbing down the hair again. He carried the basket again, but Luke could distinctly see a dent in it where it had been thrown or kicked. Vader just looked angry. He stormed away from the Tower, his black cape flowing behind him.

Cecil looked faint. “I'm not sure this is a good idea, Sir Luke. It seems that Lord Vader left the Tower in a frightful temper. Princess Leia does have a rather peppery temper herself. Perhaps we should let her alone to calm herself before we attempt to remove her from the premises.”

“We can't do that,” Han complained, “or we'll be here all day. She's a princess. Who knows how long it'll be before she finishes her tantrum?”

Luke nodded. “Han's right. It has to be now.” Still rubbing his head, he crept to the Tower, making sure no guards were around before he did so. “My daughter, let down your hair!” he yelled in the deepest bass voice he could manage.

“Father,” called the beautiful voice from the Tower, “I told you, I'm not speaking to you. And do you have a cold? Your voice sounds strange.”

“Uh, no, daughter,” Luke said quickly, “but I wish to discuss a matter of great importance.”

“That's what you always say.” There was a sigh, and then an annoyed “very well,” and the velvety-brown tresses tumbled out of the window.

It was far easier for Luke to climb the Princess's hair than it was for Vader. He was smaller and lighter, and his armor wasn't as cumbersome. Leia noticed, too. “Father?” she said as Luke pulled himself towards the window, “did you finally take off some of that armor? You're not as heavy as usual.”

Something was different about this one, though. It wasn't her father. It was the shortest guardsmen she'd ever seen. Usually, the Kingdom of the Empire prided itself on conscripting only the strongest and heartiest young men in the land for its Imperial Army, but this one was almost scrawny under his ill-fitting armor. She raised an eyebrow. “Aren't you a bit small for a guardsman?”

“Your Highness?” The guard said hurriedly. “Oh...my armor is different.” He pulled off the helmet. “I'm Luke Skywalker. From the ball. I'm here to rescue you.”

Leia turned around in surprise. “The apprentice knight from the ball! How did you get here? My father has guards everywhere...”

“Magic, Your Highness.” Luke had to wince at the state she was in. Her white and silver lace gown had a jagged rip in the elbow where an angry purple bruise was forming, and the skirt was dusty and torn. He could see bruise marks on her wrists, and her eyes were red-rimmed from crying. He gestured at the window. “I'll explain it when we're on the ground. I brought the servants, and we have your message to the Rebels. My master Ben Kenobi is getting the drawbridge down...”

“Sir Benjamin Kenobi?” Leia now looked far more eager. “We have to help him! Did you bring the rope?”

Luke blinked. “Rope?”

Leia nodded. “How else are we going to get down? I can't climb my own hair.”

“I could try with my magic.” He concentrated. Luke was surprised when Leia did, too, gently taking his hand in hers. There was a soft blue light around their hand. When it subsided, a long, silken, braided rope lay on the floor.

Leia smiled. “We did it!”

Luke looked up at her, surprised. “You can...you're....”

“Force-sensitive?” Leia was already pulling her massive locks back into the two buns they were in at the ball. “Yes, I am. I can perform magic, same as you. I don't often do it. I prefer to do things the normal way. This is an emergency, though.” She grabbed the rope, tied it to a hook in the window, and threw it over. “Come on, White Knight.” Luke was too shocked to do anything but follow her to the ground.

Unfortunately, they had no sooner descended than they were spotted by a contingent of Imperial guards. Han and Chewbacca were already exchanging arrows with them. Han had taken off his helmet, complaining about the heat. Leia glared at him. “It figures you wouldn't know how to conduct a proper rescue. You can't even behave like a proper prince.”

“Hello to you too, Your Highness,” Han grumbled as he loaded another arrow. “You know, it wouldn't hurt you be a little grateful. The kid and I just saved your rear from that tower.”

“Well, you got in here,” Leia pointed out. “Do you have a plan for getting out?”

Han just nodded at Luke. “He and the old man are the brains here, sweetheart.”

Luke didn't have a chance to reply. Leia grabbed his cheap Imperial-issue bow and quiver and shot a flurry of arrows at the oncoming guards. “Do you at least have a carriage or a horse or a way for us to escape?”

“Yeah.” Han sent a perfect arrow right into a trooper's uncovered arm. “My carriage, the Falcon, is at the stables. It's guarded, but we may be able to make a distraction of some kind.”

“Good enough.” Leia tossed Luke his bow and arrow. “Alright, boys, concentrate. We're getting to the stables the quick way.”

Even as the troopers charged, there was a light around the group. To their collective shock, by the time they made it to the spot where the group stood, they had vanished. Only a burst of blue starlight remained to show where they had been.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

The six reappeared in the stables in the same blue light. Three soldiers guarded the Falcon. Luke's sword, Han's bow and arrows, and Chewbacca's fists made short work of them. Leia was stroking the horses' manes, giving them the strangest looks.

She turned to the two men. “The horses are all right. The Imperials did nothing to harm them. In fact, they fed them. They were upset they didn't feed them cheese, though.” The princess' gaze turned from one man to the other. “They told me they used to be mice. There's only one way that could happen, and that's with Force magic.”

Han threw up his hands. “Don't look at us. That was the old man's idea.”

“Ben!” Luke exclaimed. “We've got to find him! He isn't here!”

Han had shed his armor and was already climbing next to Chewbacca on the driver's seat. Luke waved his hand, returning his armor to its original silver color. “Kid, we'll pick him up at the drawbridge. Everyone in who's getting outta here!” Leia jumped in the carriage. Luke climbed on Tauntaun, stroking his whitish-gray mane and doing his best to calm him.

Cecil wasn't having as much luck getting his armor off as he had getting it on. Arthur did his best to help. “This is why I became a butler, not a soldier!” the taller man wailed to his friend as he tried to pull off the leg guards. “Ouch! You're twisting my leg, you mop-headed ignoramus!”

Han made a face. “Are you two coming, or are you gonna keep playin' with the armor for the rest of the night?”

“I'm sorry, Captain Solowolf,” Cecil fussed, “but we're doing the best we...oh!” Arthur finally just opened the door, pushed his friend inside head-first, and followed him in.

Han looked over his shoulder. “Ok, that's everyone but the old man. We'll get him at the drawbridge. Let's go!”

Leia popped her head out the carriage door as they backed out of the stables. “Doesn't it seem rather strange that there aren't more guards here?”

Han nodded. “Yeah, you're right. I wonder where they all went?”

Several soldiers were running past them, even as they galloped across the complex. “I think we're about to find out, mate.” Chewbacca pointed towards the drawbridge, where the sounds of clanging metal and clashing crystal could be heard.

Luke gasped. Ben and the Black Knight Vader were locked in fierce combat, the light from their swords blazing in the oncoming night. Ben's green sword glowed bright and strong against Vader's blood-red saber. Just beyond them was the open drawbridge. Several soldiers were already running over, drawn by the confusion.

“The circle is now complete,” Vader was saying. “When I last fought you, I was but a learner. Now I am the master.”

“Only the master of evil, Black Knight.” Ben was doing his best to defend the Black Knight's blows, but they were far stronger than his. It had been years since the old knight had used his saber for anything besides training Luke. “You can't win. If you strike me down, I will only become more powerful.” Luke's eyes widened. Ben saw him and drew back before turning to Vader. “You only sense part of the Force magic. There's more to what we can do than power, Vader.”

“I care nothing for your foolish light magic, old man,” Vader snarled. “This game ends here.”

Ben only nodded. “I believe you're right.” Ben simply stepped away, throwing his sword to the ground. “It is time for the game to end.”

Luke screamed in horror when Vader's red saber sliced through Ben's head...but though the helmet rolled to the ground, there was no head in it. The gold and black armor clattered before Vader's feet, empty. Ben had disappeared in a soft puff of blue smoke. Vader was still checking the Master Force Knight's armor when he looked up...just in time to see the Falcon rolling by him.

Han had all six horses going as fast as they could. Luke shot arrow after arrow at the guards, venting all his anger and loss on the soldiers. Four guardsmen were quickly raising the drawbridge. “Kid,” Han yelled, “cut the chain on the drawbridge! They're tryin' to keep us in!”


Luke concentrated. The blue crystals in his blade lit up with a glow that brightened the inky darkness of midnight. He easily cut through one chain, then the other. Even as he swung his sword, he swore he heard Ben's voice. “Run, Luke,” it whispered, “run to the Enchanted Woods. You'll be safe there.” Luke nodded, following them. The Falcon and the horse flew down the mountain, speeding towards the forest.

A Star Wars Fairy Tale: New Hope, Part 10

Luke had forgotten one thing Ben told him. It was just a flicker at first. Han's black velvet jacket slowly transformed into an old leather vest; the flowing white blouse became a tattered yellowish shirt. Luke's silver armor was tarnished and rusted.

“What's happening?” Cecil called from inside the carriage. “The seats are losing their padding, the walls are splintering, and Arthur's back in his blacksmith's apron!” There was a pause before Cecil turned his head back to the carriage, sounding a little annoyed. “No, Arthur, we can't go back and look for your uniform. That was Sir Kenobi's doing, remember?”

Indeed, the entire carriage was changing, even as they charged down the Black Crystal Mountain. The Falcon's paint cracked and peeled. The tires became smaller, more bent. One door came off its hinge. Han managed to roll into a grove of thick, gnarled trees at the base of the mountain as the blue light became brighter and brighter. “Everyone out!” Han yelled as he jumped off the driver's seat.

All six managed to tumble into the grove before the last blast of blue light overwhelmed the carriage. When the light faded, the Falcon looked as dilapidated as it had three days before. Six white and gray mice scurried off into the trees. A shaggy brown horse trotted up to Han, nudging his cheek.

“Hi, Chewie.” Han stroked his friend's nose. “Guess it was too good to last, huh?”

Leia gave them all a very frosty look. “Would one of you mind telling me just who you are and what you're doing? You're not a knight and a prince, I know that much.”

Luke frowned. “My name really is Luke Skywalker.” He nodded at Han. “That's Han Solowolf. His horse is Chewbacca.” Han smirked and wiggled his fingers at the princess. Chewie snorted. “You probably know Arthur and Cecil from Aldran Castle.” Both men bowed deeply before her. “Your Highness, I am a knight..or at least, Sir Kenobi was training me as one.” Luke bit his lip, trying not to cry in front of the princess. “I don't know what I'm going to do without him.”

Leia put an arm around him. “There wasn't anything you could have done.”

Han winced as the sounds of wild animals were heard in the distance. “Come on, kids. We're not out of the woods yet. The Imperials will probably be around any minute.”

Luke and Han hitched the two horses to the Falcon. Leia and the servants kept an eye out for the Empire. The Princess rushed over as Han climbed into the driver's seat. “Here they come!”

Indeed, even as Leia spoke, a volley of arrows flew over Han and Chewbacca's heads. “Can you drive a carriage, Your Worship?” Han asked. “If you can drive, I'll deal with the Imperials.” He turned to Luke. “You handle with the ones with swords, kid.”

Leia climbed into the driver's seat as Han got down. “I learned to drive a carriage as soon as I could pick up the reins.”

“Good.” Han got in next to her, his longbow and quiver slung over his shoulder. “All right, Your Worship, I think we're...” he ducked another arrow “...ready.”

Han shot every arrow in his quiver at the four Imperials on horseback who were following them. Luke fought with two more with his sword. He cheered when he managed to get the man stuck in a thick tangle of brier bushes. “I got one, Han!” he exclaimed to his friend.

“Don't get cocky, kid,” Han countered. He couldn't help his own grin and cheer as he ably shot two more Imperials and knocked the driver of their carriage off his vehicle. The last carriage finally rolled into a ditch that had somehow opened in the middle of the forest floor.

“Where did that come from?” Han looked over at Luke. “Did you create that ditch?”

Luke shook his head. “I didn't even see it until a second ago.”

Leia shrugged. “Well, whomever made it did us a favor. I don't see any more soldiers.” She slowed Chewbacca and Tauntaun to a trot. “Papa always did say this place was called the Enchanted Woods for a reason. There's all kinds of magic here, dark and light. In Aldran, they say that if the magic in the Woods favors you, it'll protect you from all who would try to harm you.”

“It's done me no good!” Cecil wailed in the carriage. “I think I'm melting in this armor! This is all your fault, Arthur. You're a terrible footman. You can't even take off armor properly.” There was a pause, no doubt while Arthur's flying fingers gave his friend a scathing reply. “Easy for you to say! You're not the one wearing enough metal to cover a whole fleet of battle carriages!”

Han shook his head. “Not a bad rescue, huh Your Highness? Sometimes, I amaze even myself.”

Leia frowned. “Something's wrong here, Han. I sense it. I think we're being followed.”

The gypsy smirked. “Not this cart, little girl.”

The princess let out a sigh. “At least Arthur still has that message.”

“Why is that message so important, we were almost killed over it?”

“It's a warning,” Leia explained. “The Sith Dragons are going to attack the Enchanted Woods in three days. I only hope that when that message is analyzed, we can find a weakness in the dragons' make up that will allow us to defeat them. It's not over yet.”

“It is for me, little girl.” Han glared at her. “Look, I have no desire to be involved with your Rebels, no matter where they're hiding. I don't steal money for anyone but me. I'm in it for the reward.”

“You needn't worry about your reward,” Leia snapped. “If money is all that you love, then that's what you'll receive.”

Han frowned and leaned back, trying to ignore Leia. If he let himself admit it, he was beginning to like the girl. She had real spunk. Luke had become a good friend, too. He was a nice kid, too nice to be mixed up in all this rebel business. Han wasn't used to humans treating him kindly. He'd long decided that the only creature he could depend on besides himself was Chewbacca.

Luke replaced Leia in the driver's seat as she went in the back to rest. “What do you think of her, Han?”

“I'm tryin' not to, kid.” He watched the last of her shapely legs in the torn white gown make it into the cart. “I dunno, though. She's got a lot of spirit. Hey, do you think a princess and a guy like me...”

“No!” Luke said quickly. Han couldn't help his grin. It was obvious the kid had his own feelings for Her Royal Highness. Despite his amusement, maybe it was just as well he wasn't sticking around. He didn't really want to compete with Luke for the girl. They were both peasants. It was more than likely she'd end up marrying some prince from a distant land, anyway. That's what royalty did.

It was nightfall before the Han realized the ground was becoming stickier and more dense. The air was hideously humid, and thick enough to cut with a knife. It smelled rotten, heavy with ancient vegetation and mold.

Luke wrinkled his nose. “Where are we?”

Leia poked her head out, a piece of tulle over her mouth and nostrils. “I think we're in the Dagobah Swamps. They're on the edge of the Kingdom of the Empire and the Kingdom of Yavin.”

Han threw one hand over his face. “Yeah, and on the edge of killing my nose. What died?”

Cecil poked his head out, pushing a rag over his nose. “Many things die here, Captain Solowolf. The Dagobah Swamp is notorious for its strange and flesh-eating creatures and stagnant pools that will suck a man to their death.”

“Great,” Han muttered.

The two horses stopped suddenly before a great, wide pool of water. It was murky and black, with sludge and greenish algae blooms around the edges. Luke swore he heard rumbles beneath the surface. Tauntaun and Chewbacca reared back, neither budging another inch.

“Well, this is just wonderful.” Han took Chewie's reins. “Come on, old boy. Don't be stubborn on me.”

Leia stepped out of the carriage. “Nice to see your pet takes after you.”

Han rolled his eyes. “Thanks, Your Worship. And Chewie isn't a pet. He's more like my co-driver.”

“Tauntaun won't move, either.” Luke stepped into the brackish water, his sword drawn. “There's something alive in here. I feel it.”

Leia followed him. “Luke, I feel it, too...and it's hungry. We're going to have to find another way around.”

That was when they heard the growl and saw the tentacle slither out of the water. “Did you see that?” Luke exclaimed, slashing his sword at it.

That didn't prove wise. The moment Luke's sword touched the water, a tentacle reached out and grabbed the boy's metal-covered torso, dragging him into the water!

“Luke!” Leia screamed. She tried to stab at it with a fallen branch from one of the trees, but all she could see was an occasional tentacle.

“Damn it! Kid!” Han waded in after them with his bow and arrows. “Glad I found my emergency arrow supply in the Falcon! I used up most of them on the Imperial guards.” He shot at the creature, but the arrows did little besides sink into the mire.

Cecil turned to Arthur in horror. “Arthur, there must be something we can do! We can't just leave them there!”

Arthur nodded and rushed back over to the Falcon. He leaned into one of the trunks in the back of the cart, tossing things this way and that, before emerging with a long, thick coil of rope. He tossed one end at Cecil and threw the other in the water.

Han nodded, taking one part of the rope. “Kid, grab hold of this!”

Luke briefly emerged, tentacles coiled around his slender body. His hand was trying to cut the tentacle, but he couldn't reach it. “Han, shoot at it! I can't reach my sword!”

“Where?” Han yelled, trying to find a part of the creature that wasn't hanging onto his friend. The armor may have been magical, but it was also old. Han had his doubts about its ability to repel arrows, no matter what the old man claimed.

Leia tried to poke at it, her own slipper-shod feet skidding on the mucky ground. The boy and the creature finally disappeared under the muck, without so much as a splash indicating they'd ever been there.

Han gulped. “I have a bad feeling about this.”

The only sound for a few minutes was of animals chirping in the underbrush. Suddenly, there was another splash, and a wet, slime-crusted Luke emerged from the murk, coughing and hacking up sludge.

Leia and Han both got there first. “Kid,” Han exclaimed, “how did you do it?”

“I don't know.” Luke spit out more water. “He just let go of me and disappeared.”

“That's great,” Han complained. “Sludge monsters of unusual sizes. Guess it beats rodents.”

“Don't give the swamp ideas.” Leia frowned. “I think we're going to have to leave the cart here. We might get the horses around that monster, but the cart will get stuck. We'll have to come back for it.”

Han glared at her as he grabbed the rope, tossing the ends to her and Luke. “Look, Your Worship, it's my cart. I've worked hard on her. There's no way I'm going to leave her to the Imperial Army.”

Luke took the very end. “We'll come back for it later, Han, after we've found the Imperials.” He put a hand on his scabbard, only to realize it was empty. “My sword's gone!” He groaned. “I must have lost it when I tried to cut the tentacle. If Ben wasn't already dead, he'd kill me. He said that thing was my life!”

It took Cecil, Arthur, and both horses to tug the trio out of the thick sludge. “Luke,” Leia began when they were all sprawled on the shoreline, “we might be able to round up enough magic to cloak the horses from the monster, at least long enough to get across the lake.”

Luke nodded. “It's the only way.” He turned to his friend. “Han, bring anything you can't live without from the Falcon. We'll go back for it later.”

“We'd better,” Han muttered. “I need that cart for business.”

Cecil wiped his hands on the rag he'd used over his nose. “May I suggest we leave this wretched place far behind?” Arthur's fingers flew behind him. “Arthur agrees. While we were able to escape the creature in the water, there may be other servant-eating monstrosities we'd best avoid.”

Luke nodded, climbing on Tauntaun. Han slung saddlebags from the Falcon over both horses. “I'll take Leia. Han, you take Cecil and Arthur. Chewie's bigger. He can handle more weight.”

Arthur grinned and signed in Cecil's face. “He wasn't talking about me, you undersized ninny! He was talking about you. You may be smaller than I am, but you are much more plump. I've said you need to stop sneaking slices of rubyberry pie from under Cook's nose when she's not looking.”

“All right, enough with the comedy routine.” Han swung easily on the brown stallion. Arthur had to shove Cecil on. He pushed so hard, he nearly pushed him off again. Han held the thinner former butler on as Arthur shimmied onto the horse's rear. “Hold on, boys. We're going for a ride.”

Cecil's owlish eyes nearly tripled in size. “What do you mean, Captain Solo...whooaaa!”

Luke just shook his head as Han galloped off into the swamp, Cecil screaming behind him. “I think we'd better catch up with them,” he said with a chuckle, “before they all get lost and we need to rescue them again.”

“And I've seen how good you boys are with rescue missions.” Leia gave Luke a kiss on his cheek. “Good luck!”


Luke felt himself turn rose-red all over. The warm blush stayed with him throughout the entire ride through the swamps.

A Star Wars Fairy Tale: New Hope, Part 11

Vader and Tarkin stood at the balcony overlooking the Kingdom of the Empire. Tarkin had just returned from what remained of Aldran to learn that the Princess had escaped and Sir Benjamin Kenobi, a wanted fugitive from the Empire, had become one with the Force rather than fight his former pupil. He wasn't terribly happy about any of it.

“You know His Imperial Majesty will be angry when he finds out about all of this.” Tarkin glared at the armor-clad lord. “I shudder to think of what he'll do to both of us if this little ruse of yours doesn't work.”

“First of all, Tarkin, I can feel my daughter. Leia's presence in the Force is strong and forceful...and so is the presence of the boy with her.” Vader gazed out into the oncoming blackness of night. “She has a certain tenderness towards him, but it doesn't seem to be that of a lover. It more closely resembles the feelings one might have towards a close family member. This may be useful to us.”

“Are you sure the homing device is secure in their bags?” Tarkin leaned onto the balcony, his narrow eyes gazing towards the trees.

“It's secure, Your Lordship.”

Tarkin gave Vader a hard, skeletal look. “I'm taking an awful risk, Lord Vader. This had better work.”

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Luke was beginning to wonder if they'd ever arrive at the Rebel camp. They'd been riding for nearly a week. While they left the Dagobah Swamp and its evil smells and creatures behind days ago, they still had no idea where Leia was leading them.

“I don't like this,” Han muttered. “Where are we?”

Leia leaned over Luke's shoulder to call to him. “We're in the Enchanted Woods in the Kingdom of Yavin. We should be at the camp any second now.”

Luke looked up quickly. “Leia, I heard something.”

Han held onto Chewie's reins. “It's your imagination, kid.”

That was when a figure dropped from the trees. A tall man with curly black hair and a mustache was accompanied by a slightly smaller fellow with straighter dark hair. Both wore the soft green, orange, and brown of the forest. They also held bows and arrows, both looking hand-carved, straight at them.

Luke recognized them on sight. “Biggs? Wedge?” He climbed off Tauntaun, hurrying to both. “What are you two doing here?”

“Luke?” The man with the mustache grinned and lowered his arrow. “Is it really you? We thought you were killed or captured when they burned Aldran Castle.”

“No, I escaped.” He and Biggs helped Leia off Tauntaun. “Ben Kenobi and Han and I got the horses out, then we went to get Leia.”

Biggs and Wedge both dropped to their knees before the young woman in white. “Your Highness,” Biggs said reverently.

Leia only shook her head. “We have no time for formality, Commander Darklighter. When I'm here, I'm just Leia Organa, Rebel, same as you.” She turned to Luke. “How is it you know these two?”

Luke put an arm around Biggs. “I've known Biggs for years. He was one of the only friends I had in Tattoon.” He patted Wedge's shoulder. “And Wedge and I worked in the same stable together.” He shrugged. “What are you doing here? I thought you went to school in the Kingdom of Coruscant.”

Biggs nodded. “I did, but then I heard about the Rebels. You know how I feel about the things that go on in Tatoon, Luke. I wanted to make a difference.”

Wedge nodded. “I'm from the Kingdom of Corellia originally. My family lost it's horse-breeding business to the Empire's taxes. I want to make sure that doesn't happen to anyone else.”

Dodonna, the stable master from Aldran Castle, followed them. “Your Highness,” he said quickly. “When we heard about the royal family, we feared the worst. Biggs and Wedge and the other stable boys and I did what we could, but the Imperials outnumbered us. We were forced to flee.”

Leia drew in a breath when he mentioned her family. She finally just said “There will be a time for mourning my parents, General. For right now, we have far larger problems to contend with. The Sith Dragons are following us. I sense their black magic. They'll be here within days.” Arthur came over with the now-wrinkled parchment, even as Cecil almost literally fell off Chewbacca's rear. “We need to use the information my servants have kept to find a weakness.”

Han held Chewie's reins. “You know, it's kind of quiet out here. Where's the rest of you?”

Dodonna nodded. “I'll take you to the camp. The others are aiding the refugees who were able to escape the Aldran holocaust.” He nodded at Han. “Can he be trusted?”

Leia sighed and nodded. “Yes, he can. He's one of the men who helped the late Sir Kenobi free me from Bast Castle.”

Dodonna's dignified bearded face fell. “I'm sorry about Sir Kenobi's death. I knew him for many years. He was a good man, and a good fighter.”

Luke nodded, trying not to cry in front of Wedge and Biggs. “I miss him so much. I don't know what I'll do without him.”

Dodonna turned to the young man. “I know how you can honor his memory, lad. Join our troops. You're the best horseman in our stable. I've seen you with the horses. They instinctively trust you. We need a good man like you.” He nodded at Han. “You too, Solowolf. I've heard you're quite the horseman yourself, and a fine archer.”

“I'll do it,” Luke said. “I know I could help.”

Han crossed his arms again. “I'm just here for the reward. I need to pay off King Jabba, before he decides to take the money out of my hide.”

Dodonna just nodded. “Very well. You did return Princess Leia to us.” He turned to Luke. “You also deserve a reward, my boy. You were just as instrumental in her rescue.”

Luke shook his head. “Honoring my father's memory and Ben's is enough reward for me.” Han rolled his eyes. He couldn't understand how that could be reward enough for anyone.

Luke was surprised at just how well-hidden the camp was. Small huts and tents were pitched under trees laden with more shiny green leaves than he'd ever seen in his life. The huts were covered in limbs and leaves, looking more like the trees themselves. There were people bustling here, there, and everywhere. Leia directed him to a hut he'd share with Biggs and Wedge. It was rather like the sleeping quarters for the stable boys at the castle – simple, but not uncomfortable, with thick woolen blankets over hay-filled pallets. He wondered how the Princess would adjust, given she was used to a life of luxury in the Castle.

He only wished Han would remain. He saw the older thief strapping saddlebags laden with credits onto Chewbacca's broad back early the next morning. “So this is it?” Luke asked, petulant. “You got your reward, and you're just leaving?”

Han shrugged. “Yeah. Every hunter in the Seven Kingdoms is probably after me. Besides, I need to dig the Falcon out of the swamp.” He turned to Luke. “Why don't you come with us? You're pretty handy with that sword, and you're good with Chewie. We could use you.”

“Han, I can't.” Luke shook his head. “You know what they're up against. You saw Aldran Town. You saw the dragons. They need a good fighter like you. You're turning your back on them.”

Han's attention suddenly turned to buckling the saddlebag down. “Kid, I need to pay this off. I don't want to be owned by that smelly ogre for longer than I can help it.” He rolled his eyes. “Besides, attacking those dragons ain't my idea of courage. It's more like suicide.”

Luke glared at him. “All right. If that's how you want it. Take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, isn't it?”

The young knight was about to stomp off when he heard Han call his name. “Hey Luke?” He smiled a little bit when the boy faced him...and for once, it was genuine. “May the Force be with you.”

Luke nodded. “You too.”

Han watched Luke leave. His head felt like it was in a jumble. Chewie gave him a whinny, followed by a series of snorts. “What are you talking about?” Han grumbled as he swung onto the worn leather saddle. “I know what I'm doin'.” But even as he rode out of the camp, Han wondered if he really did.

Luke stomped over to where Leia was talking to several former members of the Aldran Court. She looked up when she heard him come near. He thought she was still the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen, even in a much simpler white peasant dress with a loosely-laced pale-green bodice and tan overskirt. She must have borrowed it from one of the women at the camp. It was too big for her. The blouse hung off her in folds, and he could see where the dress had been hitched at the waist with strips of cloth.

“Luke, what is it?” she asked, seeing the disappointed look on his face.

“It's Han,” Luke said sadly. “I tried, but he still wouldn't stay.”

Leia shook her head. “Luke, I was hoping he'd stay, too, but he's his own man. He has to follow his own destiny. No one can choose it for him.”

“I only wish Ben were here.” Luke would have given anything to hear his mentor's wise counsel, or Han's jokes and teasing.

Leia touched his heart. “Luke, Ben is still a part of the Force. Han is too, even if he doesn't believe it. They'll always be with you. Just like my family will always be with me.” He saw a shadow cross Leia's face at the mention of her family, but it passed so quickly he wondered if he'd imagined it.

Biggs came over to his friend. “Luke, we're ready to go.”

“Believe in the Force, Luke.” Leia gave him a kiss on the cheek. “It won't steer you wrong.”

Biggs let out a soft whistle as she went over to talk to Dodonna and some other Rebel officers. “I think she likes you.” The taller man nudged his buddy with a grin.

Luke was only half-listening. “What? Oh, we're just friends.”

“Right.” Biggs put an arm around the youth. “Let's go show those dragons who's boss, huh?”


Luke gave him the closest thing he could manage to Han's lazy smirk. “Of course.”

A Star Wars Fairy Tale: New Hope, Part 11

Vader ordered the dragons to attack the very next day. Tarkin rode with the Imperial Army, while the dragons went on ahead. They would burn the trees and buildings, driving out any humans they didn't set ablaze or feast on. Vader and his troopers would take care of the rest.

His Lordship flew with the dragons. As a half-demon, he had leathery wings of his own that gave him the power of flight. He shed most of his armor in order to be light enough to fly. Two of his best riders were astride the dragons and beat them with their swords to keep them in line.

While the Rebels moved towards the edge of the Enchanted Woods, Leia helped evacuate their camp. Luke was surprised at how efficient the young woman was, and how strong of a leader. She packed trunks, healed the wounded with her Force magic, gave orders to the men who would attack the dragons, and calmed horses and other animals who were greatly disturbed by the coming threat. She set Arthur and Cecil up in a hut away from the trees, where the small, stout blacksmith could repair the shoes and weapons needed for the Rebels.

Leia didn't say it, but she could sense not only their fear, but the fear of the Woods. All Force users knew the Enchanted Woods was a creature in and of itself. It had patches of dark and light, like any human. And it knew that at threat was coming to do it, and the creatures within it, great harm.

Luke felt it, too. He could feel it in every leaf, every spore, every creature that chattered in the branches and burrowed into holes in the ground beneath their feet. He could feel it in Tauntaun's unease. The soft gray and white pony stomped the ground nervously.

He stroked her mane. “I know, girl. The dragons are coming. They'll be here soon.”

Even as Luke spoke those words, he heard the sound of rustling wings, thousands of them. Suddenly, leathery black forms blotted out the sun, making the daytime as black as the darkest night.

The dragons looked even bigger and more frightening than they had in Aldran Town. They swooped down at the troops, attacking quickly and without warning. Tarkin's men followed, advancing behind them on horseback.

What the Imperials didn't know was that the Rebels were prepared. Arthur and several blacksmiths had been hard at work on the Rebels' armor to make it impervious to fire. Their bows and arrows were made of a strong flint that, while it didn't fell the dragons, penetrated their tough scales with more ease than ordinary army-issue arrows. The dragons weren't killed, but they were slowed.

Luke fought valiantly, slashing at the dragons with a sword he borrowed from one of the Rebels when his arrow supply ran out. He stayed with his squadron, including Biggs, Wedge, Wedge's friend Porkins who had once driven supply carriages to and from Aldran Town, and Lord Gold, one of Aldran's great military leaders.

The dragons, however, had the advantage of sheer size and strength, not to mention their powerful teeth and claws. One easily carried off fat Porkins and ate him as neatly as a human would an apple. Lord Gold was burned to a crisp, along with an entire regiment, when he slashed at the belly of the largest, lead dragon.

The Enchanted Woods fought with all its might, too. Trees flung acorns and pinecones and branches at the creatures. Squirrels threw nuts. Birds flew down in groups and confused the troopers, making them turn in the wrong direction. Roots tripped up their horses; moss tangled the dragons' feet and wings. Wild animals bit and scratched. Vines lifted riders off their horses. Flowers blew pollen that obscured the battlefield and made troopers sneeze.

Despite their efforts, the Rebels were being fought back. Many had been singed or were victims of the dragons' appetites. Luke, Wedge, and Biggs were the last remaining riders in their regiment by the time twilight hit.

Biggs pointed to the largest dragon as it flew into the Woods, its leathery wings larger than six horses both ways. “I think that's the Emperor Dragon. We studied dragons at school in Coruscant. It's the largest of all of them, its scales are shinier and thicker, and it has a longer fin on its back and a heavier tail than the others. It must be hundreds of years old. Only dragons that are a hundred or more have scales as thick as that. All the other dragons demur to him. He's the one we need to go after.”

Wedge nodded. “He's the one who killed Lord Gold! I say we get rid of him!”

Luke closed his eyes...and was surprised when he heard a familiar voice. Use the force, Luke, Ben Kenobi whispered. Let go. Follow your heart.

The young knight turned to the others. “I know where we're going. I can feel it. Follow me.”

The trio pursued the dragon deeper into the Woods. It was growing darker. Luke shuddered. He didn't like this part of the forest at all. The thick, leafless trees obscured the last rays of the setting sun. Nothing grew here. No flowers provided stray color; vines hung off the withered branches. This was a dead, decaying place, a place of darkness. Luke shuddered as he recalled what Ben told him earlier – that there were pockets in the Enchanted Woods where dark magic ruled.

Luke was starting to wonder if he was doing the right thing. “I have a bad feeling about this.” Wedge and Biggs stayed close to Luke's side. Their horses moved slower and slower, their steps less sure-footed.

Biggs pointed towards a shadowy form, sinewy and snake-like, moving through the trees. “There he goes!”

“Look at the size of that thing!” Wedge's brown eyes shown with shock. “He's as big as six Wookie Stallions!”

There was more rustling. “I think there's two smaller ones with him.” Another form could be seen slithering through the woods. The sound of fire bellowing in a rush and trees crackling assaulted their ears. Biggs turned his mount around. “I'm going to deal with that one. You boys see if you can find the other. We'll meet where the leader is.”

“Biggs!” Luke called out. “We really shouldn't separate!”

“I'll be all right, Luke.” He patted his friend on the shoulder. “Don't worry.” Luke watched as he rode off into the woods, following the red-gray-scaled tail.

They didn't have time to go after him, or even question what he was doing. The other Sith Dragon was on them just a few minutes later, twisting and turning around them like a thick, deadly coil of rope. Wedge lunged first, getting a stab under the creature's chest with his sword. The dragon fought back, aiming a blast of hot air in his direction. Wedge and Luke managed to dodge it, but Wedge's horse wasn't as lucky. When the dragon's breath subsided, the unfortunate animal was little more than a pile of cinders and bones, and his sword had been melted into a twisted

Luke tried to stick his sword where Wedge had, but the dragon moved away. It dove further into the woods, in the same direction as the larger Emperor Dragon. “Wedge, go back and find Biggs.” Luke insisted. “I'll go after the Emperor Dragon.”

“Are you sure?” Wedge nodded back towards the woods. “You'll need help. That dragon is too big to handle alone.”

“I'm sure. You can't do any good here.” He handed him his horse. “Take Tauntaun. She's too scared of the dragons to go much further anyway.”

Wedge climbed on the spooked pony. “Luke, I'll come back with help! I promise!”

The golden-haired youth watched his friend take off into the trees before continuing his pursuit of the dragon. It couldn't hide forever. It was too large to be able to disappear into the Woods for much longer. Sooner or later, the Emperor Dragon would tire or come down to feed...and then...and then if Luke admitted it to himself, he didn't know what he'd do. Stab it, he had hoped.

He was trying to figure out just that when he heard the familiar rustling. The elongated, sinuous form came down in a great rush of wind, knocking Luke head over heels into a pile of cracked gray leaves. The Emperor Dragon's roars were deafening. It shook the trees and made the ground under Luke move, causing him to fall back into the leaves.

When Luke finally managed to climb to his feet, he pulled out his sword. Now was the time to get rid of this creature, this thing that had burned Aldran Town and murdered its king...and, he knew, burned his family.

“You,” he whispered. “It was you. Dragons burned my aunt and uncle's farm. The Empire sent dragons to destroy them. The dragons devoured them. I saw the bones. I didn't know what happened, until I saw Aldran Town and what the dragons did to the king.” Luke drew his sword. “You'll pay for taking my only family away from me and helping the Imperials kill innocent people!” The dragon merely stared at him with its black slits.

Luke, whispered a voice in his head, a familiar voice, vengeance is not the way of the Force. Talk to the dragon. Trust your feelings. The dragons are not entirely at fault.

“Ben?” Luke looked around, but could find no sight of his beloved master. He heard another voice...but this one was far deeper than that Ben's. It seemed to come from the direction of the dragon. The dragon...whimpered.

Luke looked straight into the creature's black eyes. “Did you...was that you?”

Yes, it hissed in his head. You're one of them. One of the magicians. You can talk to us.

“Well, I am a magician,” Luke admitted, “but I'm still learning.”

Still, you can understand our language. The dragon flicked it's tongue at him. I ask for your aid. I cannot defend my group anymore. I cannot fly.

Luke concentrated, trying to respond in kind. Why me? I'm just a stable boy. You're dragons! You killed my family, and all those innocent people in Aldran Town, including the king and queen! Why should I help you?

You have compassion, the Emperor Dragon stated simply. I can sense it. Dragons posses the magic that you upright-walkers call “the Force.” It's how we breathe fire and keep our families together. We sense one another. It whimpered again, trying to move its left wing. Luke then noticed an arrow protruding from the part of the wing closest to the back.

You're in pain! Luke hurried over to him. If I get that out for you, will you not eat me or burn me, or my friends? We're trying to defend our camp and help the people of Aldran.

The Dragon nodded. You have my word, Small Magician.

Luke scrambled over to the enormous wing. It was nearly as long as Luke, and strong as bantha ox hide. The arrow was embedded good and deep in the part of the wing that met the back. Luke concentrated, remembering what Ben had said. This may have been a dragon, but it was a living, breathing animal. It didn't deserve to suffer like this. Luke let the blue light gently flow around the arrow. Slowly but surely, he slid the arrow out of the dragon's back.

The Dragon winced, its black eyes screwed up in pain. It hurts, it growled.

Luke nodded, putting his hand on the wound, ignoring the rich, dark blood. I know it does. I can feel it. Hold on. I'll do what I can. He threw all his concentration into closing the wound, making the dragon feel better. It took one minute, then two, but a blue light did start to form around the slit. The cut gradually closed, scabbing over until one could barely tell there was a wound at all.

The Dragon tested its wing, flapping it lightly this way and that. After a few minutes, it turned to Luke...and to his surprised, seemed to bow before him. I'm grateful to you, Small Magician, it said. You are a human of your word. You have great power...but more importantly, you have a vast heart. If there's anything me or my clan can do for you, name it.

Help us, Luke said. Help us defeat the Empire. I'm a part of the Rebels. We're trying to restore peace to the Kingdoms.

It is done. The Dragon lowered his body to the ground. Climb on my back. We will gather the rest of my clan. Hold on tightly!

Luke couldn't believe he was riding on the back of a dragon. He was even more astonished when the Dragon opened its great black wings and took off into the brilliant blue sky! It was amazing. He couldn't believe the view. He couldn't believe he was riding on the back of a creature that breathed fire and had claws as long as his arm.

Why did you agree to help me? he asked. I thought you were with the Kingdom of the Empire.

The Dragon swooped further down towards the tops of the trees. It wasn't our choice. The Evil Ones in the white scales attacked our caves in the Parched Mountains. They poisoned our food supply, killed our young, drove us out into the open. We're their slaves.

Luke's blue eyes were horrified. That's terrible! I won't let them do that to you anymore. The Rebels are good people. They were good to me. They took me in and let me fight, even though I've been with them for less than a week. They give food and shelter to humans who were driven out of their homes by the Kingdom of the Empire like you were. Like I was. They destroyed my home, too. Killed my family.

Like us. The Dragon swiftly moved back into the woods, moving easily around the trees. We had to burn those towns. If we didn't, more of us would suffer.

As the Dragon passed through the Woods, it let out a long, deep whistle. Luke thought it sounded like he was calling a dog...but it seemed he was calling his clan. As they continued through the Woods, more and more Dragons joined them. Luke had never seen so many dragons! There were ones as small as a large dog, and others that were nearly as big as the Emperor Dragon. Some were black and purple, others red, still others magenta or deep blue. They had smooth scales and rough scales, long claws and short ones.

Luke lead the dragons to the clearing where the Imperials and the remaining dragons had pushed back the Rebels' regiments. The dragons knocked over Imperials, grabbing them off horses and burning their carriages. The Rebels whooped with delight. More and more dragons, seeing that their leader was fighting those who had treated them so cruelly, turned against their Imperial handlers. Luke tried to discourage them burning them or eating them. Rebels captured Imperial guards.

Wedge's eyes were wide as he looked at the carnarge around him. “How did you do it?”

Luke shrugged and patted the Emperor Dragon's neck. “My friend here is just paying me back for a favor I did him.”

That was when Luke heard leathery wings...and the Emperor Dragon shifted under him. You must be careful, Small Magician. The Demon Man is near. It was he who demanded we be enslaved, and he and the Human Skeleton who wished we be used to set disobedient kingdoms ablaze.

“The Demon Man?” Luke looked behind him...just in time for the most terrifying creature he'd ever seen swoop towards him. Though his body was still covered by armor, his arms were shriveled and black...as black as the darkest night. His wings matched those of the dragons, leathery and long. Luke let out a scream and took off on the Emperor Dragon.

Vader was more than a match for him. He was accompanied by two of his men on the backs of smaller dragons. “Can't you go any faster?” Luke begged the dragon. “He's almost on us!”

I cannot obey your request, Small Magician, the Emperor Dragon insisted. I am flying at my fastest speed as it is.

Luke ducked three or four blasts of energy that came from Vader's black crystal sword, it's blade adorned with red and black Khyber crystals. The last blast clipped the Emperor Dragon on the wing. It let out a cry and dropped down towards the forest floor.

Dragon, Luke exclaimed, let me fix your wing, or we'll never escape him!

There's no time! The Dragon nodded over his shoulder. The Demon Man is almost on us!

Vader lifted his sword for one last blast. “I have you now, boy,” he hissed, sounding more like the dragons than a human being.

Luke closed his eyes and waited for the blast. The blast never came. Instead, he heard a familiar voice as the sound of hooves galloping into the Woods blared in his ears. “WOOHOOOO!”

“What?” Vader's blast went wild, blackening a tree top rather than it's intended target. Two arrows had already taken his men off their serpentine mounts. A third pierced his wing. A fourth hit the hand that held the sword, going straight through it. He let out a yelp of pain, feeling terror in ways he hadn't in many years. He was just barely able to grab one of the now-empty dragons and soar back towards Bast Castle. The other dragon picked up his sword between its teeth before it fell to the ground and followed them.

Luke grinned at the familiar voice under him. “You're all clear, kid,” Han called from Chewbacca's back. “Now, let's get these jerks rounded up and go home.”

“Han!” Luke waved at his friend. He put his hand on the Emperor Dragon's wing, concentrating and letting the blue light wash over it again. When they landed, his wing was as good as new.

Han had been so busy watching Luke, he hadn't been paying attention to what was going on behind him. “Han!” Luke shrieked. “Watch out!”

“Damn!” The tall gypsy just barely missed getting a sword in his back.

Tarkin sat proud and tall on his fiery black stallion. At least two regiments of men with bows and arrows had their bows drawn behind him. “Ahh, the so-called 'prince' from the ball. Merely a low-born criminal. How amusing. Gentlemen, I have no difficulty with you eliminating him.”


“No!” Luke shouted as he lead the Dragon into the fray. Tarkin never heard Luke's charge. Nor did he see the dragons swooping down over his head until it was too late. He was roasted into a pile of cinders before he realized what happened. Others burned or hauled the Imperials away, or dashed them off their off their horses, or roared and sent their steeds careening back towards the Kingdom of the Empire. Han did his part, shooting any Imperial soldier the dragons missed.  

A Star Wars Fairy Tale: New Hope, Part 12

When the last soldier had been sent off on his way to Bast Castle or bound in the Rebel camp, Luke and the dragon clan landed in the largest of the clearings, followed by Han and Chewbacca. There were so many of them, the ground looked like one large black and purple and blue and red mass.

“Kid!” Han leaped off Chewbacca the moment the last Imperial was gone, his longbow and arrow still at the ready.

Luke threw his arms around his friend. “I knew you'd come back! I just knew it!”

Han ruffled his hair. “What, and let you get all the fortune and glory?”

The remaining Rebels came running out to them. Leia happily embraced Luke first, then Han. “Luke, you're all right!” She beamed at Han. “I knew there was more to you than money!” Chewbacca stepped over to his humans, nuzzling and nibbling at all of them.

“I have a surprise for you.” Leia stepped back. “Cecil! Arthur!”

Luke didn't like to see that Arthur was limping on a crutch made from a short, thick branch. Cecil followed him, his gold uniform in disrepair but otherwise unharmed. Cecil carried Luke's blue crystal-trimmed sword, the one that had once belonged to his father, on a slightly tattered satin pillow. Behind them, Wedge drove the Falcon, pulled by Rogue, one of the fastest horses from the Aldran stables.

Han grinned. “My girl!” He ran his finger along the scratches on the side, the door that no longer hung off its hinges. “You got her back!”

Cecil bowed before Luke. “We are honored to return this treasure to you, Sir Skywalker.” Arthur's fingers moved. “Yes, Arthur, you presented it, too. I know you cleaned the hilt and hammered the dents out of the Falcon's wheels for Captain Solo, before those nasty dragons tried to use you for a snack. I was just going to mention that.” Arthur rolled his eyes, his fingers moving again. “Well, I was! We're a team! Teams work together. You wouldn't want my life to get boring, would you?”

Wedge climbed off the Falcon. “It was Leia's idea. I don't know how she got these, but they were here this morning.”

Luke nudged Leia as he returned his beloved weapon to its scabbard. “Your powers?” he whispered. She just smiled and squeezed his hand.

Wedge frowned. “Luke...not everyone made it. Some of the remaining men and I went back through the forest after I left you. We found what was left of Biggs...it looks like he didn't suffer. One of the dragons made quick work. Didn't leave many bones.”

The Emperor Dragon came over to Luke as the young man's eyes filled with tears. I'm sorry, Small Magician. Some of my kind wished to remain with the Evil Ones. They fear that if they fight against them, they will lose their food supply and their homes. Not all of us are like that. I can't replace your friend, or those we've killed, or the damage we've done. I can say that my clan will work more with humans in the future. Just as we are not all horrible monsters, we now know that not all humans wish us ill.

Luke saw the shock and surprise on most of the faces of the humans around him. “Oh, everyone, this is the Emperor Dragon. His clan was enslaved by the Kingdom of the Empire. The Empire wrecked their homes and killed their food supply, so they had no choice by to work for them. We're friends now. I fixed his wing.”

Twice. The Emperor Dragon first nuzzled Han, who looked a little nervous. It was courageous of you to help your clan mate the way you did, Solo Human. I can sense the strength, the goodness buried in your heart. You think you only care for gold, but this is not your destiny.

Han just patted him. “Uh, yeah. Thanks for savin' Luke. You seem pretty decent, for a dragon.”

Leia curtsied deeply before the Emperor Dragon. Your Majesty, she said in his mind. The Rebels of the Woods are greatly in your debt. If there's anything we can do for you, name it.

Ah, yes. The Dragon almost seemed to smile sagely at her. You share the same power as the Small Magician, Little Enchantress. While your Solo friend revels in his strength and the Small Magician has the healing heart, yours is that of a true warrior. Your power is in your wisdom and strong will. He turned to Wedge, who backed away nervously. And you, Riding Human, you fear the Kingdom of the Empire for what it did to your clan, as much as we do. But your strength is in your loyalty. You will remain true, no matter what.

Wedge just nodded, gulping. “I don't know what you said, but I suppose it was nice.”

Luke turned to Leia. “You can talk to animals, too?”

She chuckled. “Of course! It comes with the Force powers.”

Han smirked as Chewbacca whinnied. “Ok, what's Chewie saying?”

Leia laughed. “More or less, 'Leave me out of this, Solowolf!'”

Even the dragons laughed at that. The Emperor Dragon finally got to his clawed feet. This has been enjoyable, but we really must be looking for a new home, where the Evil Ones will be less likely to find us.

“The Dragons need to get going,” Luke translated. He gave his scaly friend a hug. “How can we ever thank you?”

It's I who should thank you, the Emperor Dragon claimed. You healed my body and liberated my clan. He flicked him with his tongue. If there's any way we can ever help you, any at all, just call us. Use your powers. We'll sense it. He pointed a claw towards the now-blue sky. And watch out for the Demon Man. He was once human, like you, but he now has more evil in his heart than love. He will be back, now that he knows of your power. He won't forgive his loss here.

“We can handle Vader.” Leia put her hand on the dragon's shoulder. “But you really need to go home.”

Thank you again, all of you. The Dragon nodded one last time. And may the Force be with you.

Luke beamed. “May the Force be with you, too.” The humans stood back as the Dragons' wings began to beat. There was the roar of a thousand Dragon voices singing together as they rose into the sky and soared off into the waning daylight.

Leia put her arms around the gypsy and the young magician. “We have no time for ceremonies. We need to move on. The remaining Rebels have almost finished taking down the camp. We must leave here at once.”

Han winked at her. “I'll drive. Now that the Falcon's been fixed, she should ride a little more smoothly.” Leia gave him a playful smile in return.

“How about some help?” Wedge nodded. “I'll hitch up Tauntaun and Rogue with Chewbacca. We'll all go together.”

“Don't forget us!” Cecil shuddered. “I have no desire to go riding again, and Arthur's leg isn't up to any kind of strenuous activity.” Arthur's fingers flew. “No, they're not. Dr. Mitaka says your leg won't be up to snuff for weeks! You were almost eaten by a dragon!” Arthur's fingers moved faster. “I do not have a stick in my rear end! That's anatomically impossible!”

Han was already hitching up Rogue and Chewbacca. “Look, you two are a riot, but could you save it for the ride into the Woods?” He stepped aside for Leia. “After you, Princess.”

“It's about time you treated me right.” She flounced by him and into the carriage after the two still-arguing servants. “We need to stop at the Camp and make sure everyone else has left or got medical attention.”

Luke climbed on Tauntaun. “I'll check up on them. You go into the Woods. It'll be safer there.” He closed his eyes, letting the feelings of the Woods wash over him. “Besides, there's something out there. I feel...a strong presence. Not an evil one, but a strong one.”

“We'll figure it out later.” Han got into the driver's seat with Wedge. “See you in the Woods, Kid.”

Luke nodded. “I'll see you, too.” He smiled. “May the Force be with you.”

“You too, Kid.” Han gave Luke one last lazy grin before flicking the reins and turning the carriage around towards the thick groves of trees that marked the Enchanted Woods.

Luke rode off in the opposite direction, towards the remains of the camp. If he'd looked up into the trees, even for a fraction of a second, he would have seen a very strange, very green little creature. It was elfin, with long ears and a wrinkled, round face. It watched Luke intently with beady dark eyes.

“Yes, Young Skywalker,” the small creature chuckled. “Not quite ready, you are. Soon, you will be. Soon. The Woods sense it, they do. The Woods know all, they do.”


But when Luke did turn to the trees, all he saw was a bit of blue dust in the green leaves.

Friday, March 11, 2016

Upcoming Stories and Story Ideas

This is a list of stories I'm working on, hope to work on soon, and am developing ideas for. Keep in mind that this list can and will change depending on what I'm interested in at any given time and what else is going on in my life.

Currently Working On:

The Resistance Kids and the Haunted House (Alternative Universe 1940's Horror Comedy) -  Rey Rider is a British immigrant now living in the Bowery with her friends, a group of older teens and young adults who call themselves "The Resistance Kids." They have three main concerns in late October 1949 - bringing together Hank Solo, the gruff mechanic who employs four of them, with his estranged wife Leia Waller-Solo, their huge Halloween party at the spooky Skywalker Manor, and how to keep their rivals The First Order Gang from interfering with the first two. When Hank and their friend Poe Dameron disappear, they have to discover the secrets of Skywalker Manor and deal with two sets of interested parties who don't want them there!

Tales of the Gold Wookie (Alternative Universe 1930's Adventure) - It's 1939. Layla and Luke Skylark are fresh out of the University of Arizona and ready to change the world. She's an archaeologist; he's a reporter. While Luke is content to be an intern for world-weary veteran crime reporter Benton Kennally, Layla is far more ambitious. She wants to find lost treasures for her idol, museum owner Marta Mothma. Her current obsession is rescuing the (reportedly magical) lost royal jewels of the Kingdom of Alderaan from nasty General Tarkin and the Empire.

Luke convinces her to hire Harry Solomon, a pilot with a dilapidated plane who runs his own charter service, to take them to where the treasures were last seen. Layla's not happy with the idea at first. Harry is rude, arrogant, and only cares about getting his share of the treasure. Not to mention, some of his former bosses make Tarkin look like a kitten. Tarkin has his own formidable underling, the corrupt industrialist Derek Vader. After Kennally gets into trouble with Vader, Luke insists on bringing along venerable old Asian archaeology professor Takamashi Yoda as their guide.

Coming Up Next:

Star Wars Original Trilogy

Original Snow Queen-Inspired Action/Fantasy - Set in the three years between New Hope and Empire Strikes Back, and my first story set within the regular Star Wars universe. Han, Chewie, Leia, and Luke are on a diplomatic mission to buy supplies from a snow planet that's remained neutral in the battle between the Empire and Rebellion. Leia's hoping to sway them to the Alliance's side. Unlike Hoth, this planet is inhabited, mainly by criminals and nasty goblins. It's queen is a shrewd magician with her own ice-based powers. The goblins, determined to make mischief, get slivers of a Force-sensitive crystal in Luke's eyes and heart. It turns him into the opposite of his usual self...making him cold and distant to his two best friends. Leia, Han, and Chewie have to dodge the planet's shadier citizens and a summer witch with her own plans in order to free Luke from the goblins' spell and find out just what the Snow Queen is up to.

Star Wars Sequel Trilogy

Nutcracker-Inspired Story - Clara Marie Stahlbaum (known as "Rey" to her friends) receives an old wooden nutcracker from her mysterious Uncle Luke Drosselmayer on Christmas Eve. Her older brother Benjamin teases her about her fondness for such a homely, old-fashioned gift. Her mother Leia and her father Hans are more understanding. She's upset when Benjamin accidentally breaks it, then claims it's not fit to crack nuts for the rats in the house. Their menacing tutor, Ebeneezer Snoke, agrees. Rey doesn't like Snoke at all, but Benjamin trusts him utterly.

That night, Rey creeps down to the Christmas tree to see her Nutcracker again. The moment she falls asleep with him in her arms, she has a most peculiar dream. Uncle Luke is a magician, banished from the Land of Sweets by the evil Rat King Snoke and his apprentice Kylo Ren. The Nutcracker Prince, the true ruler of the land, has vanished and is presumed dead. Lady Leia, the Sugar Plum Fairy, leads an army of toys, candy, and snowflakes to find the prince and free her beloved Fairy Cavalier Han, who has been kidnapped is being held hostage by Snoke in the Gingerbread Castle. Rey finds herself caught up in the search...and falling for the half-human, half-wooden Nutcracker.

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Once Upon a Time In the Land of WENN (Alternative Universe Fantasy/Fairy Tale) - Even when Elizabeth and the others leave Port Harbor, looking for the Emerald Talisman, trouble follows. Lady Gloria Redmond has no desire to even discuss the magic that caused her so much grief. There's also the evil candy witch Pavla Nemcova, who has both Jeff Singer and Sir Victor Comstock in her grasp, to contend with.

In Development: 

Star Wars Original Trilogy

Dark Medieval Fantasy (Han/Leia based fantasy) - Inspired by this Tumblr post. Leia is in search of her missing brother Luke, who was in training to be a wizard before their parents were killed and he was kidnapped. He's not the only one who has disappeared. The queen is dying. Her greedy, power-hungry adviser Palapatine is taking over the throne. The queen once had a son, Prince Hannel, but he vanished and is presumed dead. It's rumored that Palapatine is really a dark sorcerer who worked some terrible enchantment on the missing prince.

Leia finds a man imprisoned in a dungeon in a remote corner of the kingdom. The bedraggled man with the auburn hair had once worn fine robes, but now has no idea who he is. All Leia knows is he's insufferably stubborn, an excellent shot with a bow and arrow, and is always accompanied by an enormous Wookie wolf. The two are eventually joined by an eccentric old wizard and a mysterious unicorn with sad blue eyes as they try to find out who the silent man is and avenge Leia's family. 


Superhero Story (Alternative Universe 1970's Superhero/Action Fantasy) - Leah O'Malley is an intern in corrupt Coruscant City by day in 1977. By night, she's Force Girl, a superheroine who is a member of the Rebel League, a society of superheroes and vigilantes who fight the regime of the evil Mayor Palapatine and the devious Chief of Police/super villain Derek Veder. Lucas Weston is a geeky college kid and major comics fan who discovers that the owner of a local book store/comics shop was once The Negotiator, a great World War II/Golden Era superhero...and that Lucas is the inheritor of a superheroic dynasty. Lucas seeks help from Harris Arietta, a carpenter and handyman whose dog Chewbacca always rides with him and acts as a Team Pet.

80's Summer Story (Alternative Universe 1980's Comedy/Action) - Leia and Luke Walker are just out of high school and are celebrating their last two months of freedom before she goes to college for political science and he joins the Coast Guard. Uncle Ben, a local beach bum, owns a series of dilapidated cottages on the beach at the edge of town. He'll let them rent a cottage and keep an eye on them, and they'll run chores and help him with the cottages' upkeep. Things go south very quickly when Leia discovers that a nasty corporation wants to buy the cottages, tear them down, force out the permanent residents, and build an elaborate hotel and mall in their place. The Imperial Gang, a motorcycle group, has been threatening the residents and Uncle Ben for months. She and Luke rally the residents, including shady fisherman Hank Solokowski, his British buddy Charlie Bachman, Luke's Coast Guard friend Walter "Wedge" Antilles, and foreign nerds Chip and Arturro, to help fight back.

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Captain Victor, Man of Power (Alternative Universe Superhero/Action) - Set directly after the first season episode "There But Before Grace." Tired of dealing with (and being run all over by) sponsors and confused about his feelings for Betty and Grace Cavendish, Victor Comstock imagines himself as one of those new superheroes that have become popular with the kids, Jeff as his sidekick, Betty as the new girl reporter on the block, C.J as a scientist, Ceila as the daughter of a missing scientist and Victor's other sidekick, Hilary as a snooty actress-turned-society-reporter, Mackie as their boss, and Grace as a Dragon Lady-type villaness.

The Best Radio Christmas Pageant Ever - A kind of "missing scene" story set during the early first season. Victor wants to present the story of the Nativity on the airwaves, but the kids starring in the show are unruly, Hilary wants a bigger role, the sponsor is turning the show into a commercial, and Ceila will have nothing to do with it. And there's reports of a major snowstorm heading for Pittsburgh...

On the Edge of the Precipice Series

The Fox and the Falcon - Betty finds herself head over heels involved in espionage when the true leader of the spy ring becomes known...and Victor Comstock returns with startling news...

Remember WENN Fairy Tale Series

Hilary's Story: Beauty and the Beast - Wrap-around segments set day after fourth-season episode "You've Met Your Match." Story based around third and fourth season. Angry at Scott and Jeff for their behavior the night before and in the past few months in general, Betty and Hilary concoct the story of two sisters who discover that the beastly owner and manager of a dilapidated theater may not be what they appear on the outside...or even inside...

Mr. Eldridge and Gertie's Story: The Man Who Minded the House - Set after and based around the fourth season episode "Work Shift." Mr. Eldridge recalls the story of how a man and a woman (him and Gertie) learn that the grass isn't always greener in someone else's work area when he takes over her household duties and she works in the fields.

Story Ideas: 

Star Wars: The Force Awakens (Sequel Trilogy)

The Wizard of Oz (Alternative Universe Fantasy-Wizard of Oz-inspired) - Rachel "Rey" Gale lives with her Aunt Leah and Uncle Harry and their two farmhands on a farm outside of Jakkuson, Kansas in 1939. She feels like her life is as gray as the world around her, especially after the nasty man who runs the First Order Manor near-by threatens to take her beloved Westie Terrier BeeBee to the pound and her grouchy cousin demands his share of the farm. A tornado whisks Rey and BeeBee over the rainbow and into the land of Oz. Oz is under the tyrannical rule of the Warlock of the West and his apprentice. Queen Leia was imprisoned in her own magic bubble and banished to the lands of the South, where she amasses an army to stop him. She once ruled with her husband and her wizard brother, but her husband vanished after he was attacked by her son, and her brother is hiding in the Emerald City. Rey has to go to the Emerald City to find the Wizard Skywalker, with the help of a cowardly lion-soldier, a scarecrow who had once worked for the queen, and the Tin Smuggler, who seems to know a lot more about the queen and the Warlock of the West and his apprentice than he'll let on...

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Maltese Falcon Film Noir Spoof II (Alternative Universe Film Noir/Mystery) - Wrap-around set during the late third or early fourth seasons. Hilary and Scott give two different sides of the tale of a dame who may or may not have gotten a private eye involved with smuggling and murder.

Ceila Short Story - Missing scene set during the first season episode "A Capitol Idea." Ceila says good-bye to the station after she's hired by the guy who wanted her to promote Blondie cartoons.

Fairy Tale Series

Jeff's Story - Aladdin and His Magic Lamp
C.J's Story - Jack and the Beanstalk
Victor's Story - King Arthur
Ceila's Story - Goldielocks and the Three Bears
Mackie's Story
Eugenia and Mr. Foley's Story

Original Children's Short Stories

Stories based after childhood memories, including:

Painting someone else's fence.
Little kids running through other people's yards when Mom and Dad aren't looking.
Beach frolics - walking home from the beach.