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Friday, December 14, 2018

The Resistance Kids and the Christmas Tree Caper - A Star Wars Sequel Trilogy Short Story

This fanfic was inspired by a real-life incident. Around 1985, my stepfather took my sister into the pine woods near our home in Cape May, New Jersey to find a “real” Christmas tree. They brought three home, but my mother rejected every one. Each one had something wrong with it, from being too small to too many gaps in the branches. He eventually bought a tree from a lot by K-Mart. That was a funny story passed around in my family for years, and it's become the basis of several short Christmas stories I've done, including this one.

This is dedicated to my stepfather, William Jackman, who died of cancer in late October. I miss you, Daddy.

Rating: G
Parings: Finn/Rey, Han/Leia

Mid-December 1949

“Hank, remind me of what we're doing again.”

Hank grinned at the duo bundled up beside him in his ancient truck The Falcon. “We're heading out on a beautiful Saturday morning to find one of the most important of all Christmas symbols.”

“Does this involve going to Gimbels to get one of those huge plastic Santas that say 'ho ho ho'?” Finn asked with a smirk as he shivered. The Falcon had no heat, and even it did, it probably wouldn't work in that rattetrap of a vehicle anyway.

“No, I already bought one of those.” Hank gave them his famous snarky grin as the Falcon sputtered and coughed its way over the Triborough Bridge. “We're going to get Leia and Luke a very special Christmas tree for the party they're holding at Skywalker Manor tomorrow night.”

Rey raised an eyebrow. “Hank, we could do that in New York. Every other empty lot sells Christmas trees at this time of year.”

“Not like the trees out in the open.” Hank turned off the bridge, taking the sputtering Falcon through the brownstone-lined streets of Queens. “We're going to have a real Christmas tree this year, like our forefathers did it. Besides,” he added with a cough, “it's cheaper.”

Rey leaned against Finn, hoping to absorb some of his body heat and peer at the view over his shoulder. The stone houses and stores gradually gave way to smaller wooden houses and storefronts, and then to the new pre-fabricated homes of white wood and metal that were just starting to be built outside of the city. As they went further, the homes became more spread apart, before they were replaced all together by endless groves of trees, weathered barns, and rambling old farm houses.

Hank pulled into a field across from a farm house. “This is it, kids!” He took a long, deep sniff. “Smell that fresh air. Reminds me of when I made a trip from Chicago to Minnesota to sell bathtub hooch back in 1918. Those moonshiners out there sure lived in some gorgeous turf.”

Rey climbed out first, unloading the saw from the back of the truck. “All right, Hank. Let's not take the first tree we see. We have all day. It's only 9 in the morning.”

“Yeah.” Finn held an ax and a basket. “I hope the ham sandwiches Maz packed don't freeze before we get this tree. I'll bet our RC Cola bottles already have.”

“Aw, stop complaining.” Hank took the other side of the saw. “There's thousands of trees out here. I'm sure it won't take long to find one good one.”

Hank was right about that. They'd walked for no more than 20 minutes when they came upon a fine, sturdy little pine, with a solid thin trunk. “This one looks pretty good.” The older man grabbed it by the trunk and shook it. “No needles coming off, either.”

“I don't know.” Rey was inspecting it. “The back is a little skimpy...”

“Let's just take it and go home.” Finn was flapping his arms around his chest, still shivering. “It has to be thirty degrees out here!”

“Fine, Big Deal.” Hank grabbed one side of the saw. “Ok, Rey. On my count. One, two...”

There was no sound in the woods for a few minutes after that but the saw cutting through the wood. “It's almost done, Hank.” Rey dropped her side. “I can feel it give.”

“Move it!” Hank pushed Finn aside as the tree toppled to the ground. “Timberrr!”

They bound the tree with twine, loaded it into the back of the Falcon, and returned to the city. Rey almost kind of wished they hadn't hurried. It was a lovely day, and she wasn't entirely sure the tree would be satisfactory.

Leia was waiting for them on the porch of Skywalker Manor when they pulled up to the curb. “I'm so glad I closed the office today and gave Poe and me a day off.” She was sweeping snow off the front steps. “We're going to need it. Just decorating the tree alone will take a few hours. Luke found piles of antique ornaments in a closet. Some of them are real hand-blown German ornaments from before World War I.”

“We got it!” Snap and Kaydel helped Rey and Finn get the tree into the living room. Hank quickly cut the ropes, so Leia could see what it looked like. “How's this, sweetheart?”

Leia's face fell. “Hank, where's the rest of it?”

“This is it!” He shook the tree. “See? No needles coming off!”

“But there's so many gaps!” Jessica made a face. “You can practically see through it!”

“Yeah!” Snap stuck his head right into the needles. “I can see right out the other end.”

“I'm afraid it simply won't do.” Leia sighed. “You'll have to go back and get another one.”

Hank stared at his wife. “You don't have to be so picky, you know!”

She gave him a serene smile. “I just want our decorations to be perfect. This will be the first Christmas open house for Skywalker Manor in 50 years. My brother's hoping to find some prospective students for his new school.”

“Oh, fine.” Hank yanked the tree so hard, half the needles dropped in a shower on the weathered Oriental carpet. “Come on, kids. Let's go make the Princess happy.”

It took them a little longer to get out of New York this time. The Triborough Bridge was clogged with noon traffic as office workers in the city went home or to their favorite deli for lunch. Once they got out into the suburbs, the traffic let up considerably.

Only Rey joined Hank this time. Finn refused to go back out, saying he was too warm to want to venture into the snow again. She had to carry the basket of slightly soggy ham sandwiches and carry the other end of the saw.

This time, they took a little bit longer. Hank even insisted that they stop and eat those ham sandwiches and sip cocoa from an old metal thermos. The woods were cold and a little bit spooky, with the sun barely penetrating through the trees. They looked like black brushstrokes against the soft white snow.

Hank found the second one shortly after lunch. “Here.” He stopped before a towering Scotch pine. “You can't get much fuller than this!”

“Um,” Rey ventured cautiously, “do you think it'll fit in the house?”

“Sure it'll fit!” Hank hefted the saw. “Help me with this one.”

It took longer to cut this tree down. The trunk was thicker, and there were more branches to get through. When the tree finally fell into the snow, they tied it up and hauled it into the back of the Falcon.

Leia and Luke met them on the porch this time. Luke was hanging garlands of greenery tied with bright red bows as Leia finished sweeping. “Honey, we're home!” Hank and Rey had a harder time carrying the huge, heavy tree. He managed to get a hand out to wave his wife over. “Look at the big sucker we found!”

It took all four of them to get the three through the door. Hank had to remove branches before it would make it. Finn and Poe helped them stand the tree upright. It hit the ceiling; the very top bent over like a flopping rag doll.

“It's too big.” Leia made a face as she tried to wipe off her sticky fingers on a rag. “And it's covered in sap. We wouldn't be able to touch it.”

“We could cut it down,” Rey suggested helpfully. “It would make wonderful inside decorations.”

Luke shook his head. “Sis is right. It's just too big for a living room.”

“Fine!” Hank threw up his arms in defeat. “Come on, Rey. We still have some time left before it gets dark.”

Rey was starting to know the drive to the country almost as well as she knew her own neighborhood. With office and factory workers having returned to lunch, the traffic was far more manageable this time around. She and Hank only brought the saw and thermos, leaving the basket with Leia.

“Hank, this is crazy.” She grabbed the nearest tree. “Leia's never going to agree to anything. Let's just take something and go home. It's starting to get dark, my fingers are numb, and I haven't been able to feel my toes for ages. Besides, I feel like we're being watched.”

“You're probably right.” Hank took a whack at the tree with an ax...until something squawked at him. A pair of beady eyes stared out of the branches. “Ok, trees don't talk. What was...yeow!”

A hawk leaped out at them, determined to defend its home. “Rey,” Hank yelped, “run for it!”

“Do you think I wouldn't?” Rey was well head of him. “Ok, so that wasn't the right tree.”

“No kidding.” Hank finally slowed down, panting. “Let's find...something. Can't run like this...anymore. Not in my...old age.”

Rey grinned and patted his back. “You'll never be that old, Hank.”

“Thanks, kid.” He sighed and shook his head. “Let's take this one.” He grabbed at a tree that was right behind him. “It's kind of short, but it might work. At least it won't put a hole through the ceiling.”

“Yeah, let's take that one.” Rey looked up into the rapidly-advancing pink and purple twilight. “I don't want to be out in these woods after dark. I'm not in the mood to be dinner for a bear who decided to take a break from hibernation.”

“Me, either.” Hank shook the tree to make sure it wasn't an apartment building for birds before cutting it down with the ax as quickly as they could.

They arrived in the Bowery shortly after dark had fallen over the island of Manhattan. This time, Finn and Leia awaited them on the porch, along with the other two trees. Rey could hear Gene Autry singing “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” on Luke's old upright Zenith radio with the lighted dials in the living room.

Finn burst out laughing the moment they dragged the tree out of the truck bed. “What is that, a baby tree? Where's the rest of it?”

“This is all of it.” Hank glared at him. “It was getting dark! This was the best we could do with the time we had!”

“It's too short.” Leia made a face. “It looks like you cut down a bush.” She came down the steps and reached for it, giving it a good shake. A pile of needles drifted to the ground in a green and brown shower. “And it's too dry. It would never last a week, much less a whole season.”

“We can't go back out into the wilderness!” Rey groaned. “It's too dark! Not to mention, we'd hit massive rush hour traffic near the factories in Brooklyn.”

Finn frowned. “But we need a tree. The open house party is tomorrow!”

“Fine.” Hank shouldered the ax again. “Let's get a tree.” He tossed the shorter tree on the porch with the other two rejects.

“Hank,” Rey began as they climbed into the Falcon again, “we can't go back out to the woods now...”

“We're not going to. I know the perfect place to get a tree.” He gave her that infamous little smirk that always meant he was up to something. “Trust me.”

~*~*~*~*~*~

“I don't know how you did it, dear. This is the perfect Christmas tree.”

Leia hung the beautiful clear glass ball that was banded by pink and gold glitter on a low branch before reaching up to kiss her husband. Hank had just finished plugging in their new red and yellow plastic glowing star. “This is a beautiful tree. It's just the right kind of full, and the star went on perfectly. You didn't even fall off the chair.”

Hank rolled his eyes, but he was grinning. “When have I ever fallen off the chair when putting the star on?”

“Not the star, but you did fall off a chair while hanging an ornament once.” Luke chuckled as he hung the plastic and lead icicles. “You broke the chair and had to hold an ice pack on your head for an hour while the rest of us finished the tree.”

The kids all giggled as they placed glistening metallic balls and painted plastic and wooden Santas and angels on the branches. “That was smart, Hank.” Rey nudged him. “Very graceful.”

“Aw, stuff it in your ear, young one,” the older man muttered.

“I think it's the most beautiful tree we've ever had.” Kaydel clipped a pretty pink and red cardinal with a feathery tail to a branch. “And it smells good, too!”

Poe dug his nose into the branches. “Ooh, yeah! Like Central Park in the winter.” Baby tried to bat at a pink glass fish her little paw could reach.

Hank stepped back with Rey. “Looks good, doesn't it, kid?” He leaned over her ear. “Do you think we should tell them it came from the Christmas tree lot on Delancy Street?”

She shook her head, grinning ear to ear. “Nahh. I can tell you one thing, though.” She waved her hand at the miniature forest of pines on the porch. “I'll bet there aren't too many other people in the Bowery who can claim they have their very own woods right outside their front door!”

The duo laughed and put their arms around each other as they joined the others to finish decorating the indoor tree.

Monday, January 22, 2018

Upcoming Works

This is a list of stories I'm working on, hope to work on soon, and am developing ideas for. Keep in mind that this list can and will change depending on what I'm interested in at any given time and what else is going on in my life.

Currently Working On:


Star Wars Sequel Trilogy Fairy and Folk Tales: 

Brave Rey (Molly Whuppie) - Rey and her sisters Rose and Kaydel set out to seek their fortunes in the Kingdom of Crait. They stop to rest at a massive castle...that turns out to belong to the Giant Snoke and his apprentices. Now Rey has to get herself and her sisters out of this pickle and rescue the Kingdom's treasures - including the imprisoned King Han - from the wicked giant and spoiled Prince Ben. 

The Water of Life - Queen Leia, in mourning for her lost brother and husband, is dying. She tells her son Prince Ben and her adopted children Hux and Poe that whichever of them finds Luke, who alone has the water that can restore her, will rule her lands when she passes on. Hux and Ben are determined to find the water first...but it's kind Poe who proves that a gentle heart and good nature can triumph over the strongest evil.

Star Wars Original Trilogy Fairy and Folk Tales:

Thumbe-Leia - When Bail and Breha Organa wish for a child, they're given little Leia, who sprouts from a flower seed and never grows bigger than their thumbs. But size matters not, and when Leia is spirited away by a fat and greedy toad, she goes on an incredible adventure across the gardens of the Kingdom of Alderaan, ultimately rescuing Prince Han of the fairies from an icy prison. 

Coming Up Next:

Star Wars Sequel Trilogy

Fairy and Folk Tales

The Swineherd

Novels/Novellas

Resistance Kids: The Last Good Cop (Alternative Universe - 1950's) - Rey is the first student at Luke's new police school, but he's wondering if he should give up teaching after the destruction of his previous school. Meanwhile, the First Order Gang is back on the street, including Ben Solo, and they're gunning for blood...and for Finn to rejoin them. Then Poe's beloved sports car blows to bits in front of his eyes, and Hank vanishes and his business is ransacked.

Star Wars Original Trilogy

Novels/Novellas

Original Snow Queen-Inspired Action/Fantasy - Set in the three years between New Hope and Empire Strikes Back, and my first story set within the regular Star Wars universe. Han, Chewie, Leia, and Luke are on a diplomatic mission to buy supplies from a snow planet that's remained neutral in the battle between the Empire and Rebellion. Leia's hoping to sway them to the Alliance's side. Unlike Hoth, this planet is inhabited, mainly by criminals and nasty goblins. It's queen is a shrewd magician with her own ice-based powers. The goblins, determined to make mischief, get slivers of a Force-sensitive crystal in Luke's eyes and heart. It turns him into the opposite of his usual self...making him cold and distant to his two best friends. Leia, Han, and Chewie have to dodge the planet's shadier citizens and a summer witch with her own plans in order to free Luke from the goblins' spell and find out just what the Snow Queen is up to.

Tales of the Gold Wookie (Alternative Universe 1930's Adventure) - It's 1939. Layla and Luke Skylark are fresh out of the University of Arizona and ready to change the world. She's an archaeologist; he's a reporter. While Luke is content to be an intern for world-weary veteran crime reporter Benton Kennally, Layla is far more ambitious. She wants to find lost treasures for her idol, museum owner Marta Mothma. Her current obsession is rescuing the (reportedly magical) lost royal jewels of the Kingdom of Alderaan from nasty General Tarkin and the Empire.

Luke convinces her to hire Harry Solomon, a pilot with a dilapidated plane who runs his own charter service, to take them to where the treasures were last seen. Layla's not happy with the idea at first. Harry is rude, arrogant, and only cares about getting his share of the treasure. Not to mention, some of his former bosses make Tarkin look like a kitten. Tarkin has his own formidable underling, the corrupt industrialist Derek Vader. After Kennally gets into trouble with Vader, Luke insists on bringing along venerable old Asian archaeology professor Takamashi Yoda as their guide.


Fairy and Folk Tales

The Poor Miller and His Cat
Robin Hood

Remember WENN

Novels/Novellas

Once Upon a Time In the Land of WENN (Alternative Universe Fantasy/Fairy Tale) - Even when Elizabeth and the others leave Port Harbor, looking for the Emerald Talisman, trouble follows. Lady Gloria Redmond has no desire to even discuss the magic that caused her so much grief. There's also the evil candy witch Pavla Nemcova, who has both Jeff Singer and Sir Victor Comstock in her grasp, to contend with.

In Development: 

Star Wars Saga


Novels/Novellas

A Star Wars Christmas Carol (Alternative Universe - 1840's/Christmas Carol) - Anakin Scrooge is the stingiest man in Victorian London. He barely pays his son Luke to work as his clerk and mostly ignores his strong-willed daughter Leia. He learns the importance of charity when he receives visits on Christmas Eve from four ghosts...and realizes that he may still have a second chance to save not only himself, but stop his grandson Benjamin from following in his footsteps.

Star Wars Original Trilogy

Novels/Novellas

Dark Medieval Fantasy (Alternative Universe Han/Leia based fantasy) - Inspired by this Tumblr post. Leia is in search of her missing brother Luke, who was in training to be a wizard before their parents were killed and he was kidnapped. He's not the only one who has disappeared. The queen is dying. Her greedy, power-hungry adviser Palapatine is taking over the throne. The queen once had a son, Prince Hannel, but he vanished and is presumed dead. It's rumored that Palapatine is really a dark sorcerer who worked some terrible enchantment on the missing prince.

Leia finds a man imprisoned in a dungeon in a remote corner of the kingdom. The bedraggled man with the auburn hair had once worn fine robes, but now has no idea who he is. All Leia knows is he's insufferably stubborn, an excellent shot with a bow and arrow, and is always accompanied by an enormous Wookie wolf. The two are eventually joined by an eccentric old wizard and a mysterious unicorn with sad blue eyes as they try to find out who the silent man is and avenge Leia's family. 


Superhero Story (Alternative Universe 1970's Superhero/Action Fantasy) - Leah O'Malley is an intern in corrupt Coruscant City by day in 1977. By night, she's Force Girl, a superheroine who is a member of the Rebel League, a society of superheroes and vigilantes who fight the regime of the evil Mayor Palapatine and the devious Chief of Police/super villain Derek Veder. Lucas Weston is a geeky college kid and major comics fan who discovers that the owner of a local book store/comics shop was once The Negotiator, a great World War II/Golden Era superhero...and that Lucas is the inheritor of a superheroic dynasty. Lucas seeks help from Harris Arietta, a carpenter and handyman whose dog Chewbacca always rides with him and acts as a Team Pet.


Star Wars Sequel Trilogy

Novels/Novellas

Hello Leia! (Alternative Universe - Musical-Inspired) - Leia Solo-Levi is the best-known matchmaker in New York City in 1907.  She's hired by her ex-husband Harold Solo to find a match for their son Benjamin, who can't make up his mind between the severe police chief's daughter and anarchic son of one of New York's richest men. What she wants is to re-marry her husband, but he has his eyes on a woman in town. Meanwhile, she engineers a meeting between Harold's clerks Poe and Finn and two cute girls in Manhattan, Rey and Rose. They all come together at Harmonia Gardens, the restaurant owned by Leia's brother Luke, for a most memorable evening. 

Remember WENN 

Novels/Novellas

Captain Victor, Man of Power (Alternative Universe Superhero/Action) - Set directly after the first season episode "There But Before Grace." Tired of dealing with (and being run all over by) sponsors and confused about his feelings for Betty and Grace Cavendish, Victor Comstock imagines himself as one of those new superheroes that have become popular with the kids, Jeff as his sidekick, Betty as the new girl reporter on the block, C.J as a scientist, Ceila as the daughter of a missing scientist and Victor's other sidekick, Hilary as a snooty actress-turned-society-reporter, Mackie as their boss, and Grace as a Dragon Lady-type villaness.

The Best Radio Christmas Pageant Ever - A kind of "missing scene" story set during the early first season. Victor wants to present the story of the Nativity on the airwaves, but the kids starring in the show are unruly, Hilary wants a bigger role, the sponsor is turning the show into a commercial, and Ceila will have nothing to do with it. And there's reports of a major snowstorm heading for Pittsburgh...

On the Edge of the Precipice Series

The Fox and the Falcon - Betty finds herself head over heels involved in espionage when the true leader of the spy ring becomes known...and Victor Comstock returns with startling news...

Remember WENN Fairy Tale Series

Hilary's Story: Beauty and the Beast - Wrap-around segments set day after fourth-season episode "You've Met Your Match." Story based around third and fourth season. Angry at Scott and Jeff for their behavior the night before and in the past few months in general, Betty and Hilary concoct the story of two sisters who discover that the beastly owner and manager of a dilapidated theater may not be what they appear on the outside...or even inside...

Mr. Eldridge and Gertie's Story: The Man Who Minded the House - Set after and based around the fourth season episode "Work Shift." Mr. Eldridge recalls the story of how a man and a woman (him and Gertie) learn that the grass isn't always greener in someone else's work area when he takes over her household duties and she works in the fields.

Story Ideas: 

Star Wars Prequel Trilogy


Novels/Novellas

The Road to Coruscant (Mid 20th Century Alternative Universe) - Ben Kenobi and Anakin Walker are singers taking their vaudeville act on the road. Anakin is forever coming up with moneymaking schemes that get them into a few little problems with the law, to the annoyance of Martin Windu, their long-suffering manager. They have no problems romancing the ladies, either...until they encounter beautiful, elegant dancer Patricia Amidala. Patricia, a genuine noblewoman, is in a heap of trouble with the nasty Count Dooku and Lord Palpatine. Anakin says it's up to them to get her out of it. Ben...wishes they could just go home to Los Angeles, but Anakin is his best friend, so he does it anyway.


Fairy and Folk Tales


Swan Lake


Star Wars Original Trilogy


Han Solo, Galactic Private Eye (Alternative Universe) - Han is a laid-back private eye in his dilapidated ship, with his wookie partner Chewbacca by his side. Old Ben Kenobi, who sometimes gives him work, finds him a doozy - help his friend Luke Skywalker find Leia Organa, the daughter of a prince, who was carrying some very vital information to Alderaan when she was kidnapped by a nasty war lord. (Haven't decided if this one is going to stay in the Star Wars universe, or be moved elsewhere.)


Western (Alternative Universe Western Adventure) - It's 1867 in the untamed plains of Coruscant, Idaho. Former homesteader Luke Walters longs to be a sheriff, like his late daddy Anthony was before him. He may get his chance at an apprenticeship when the current sheriff, Ol' Ben MacKenner, deputizes him to help rescue rancher's daughter Leia Ortez from the bandits who have raided and burned her home. They also get more dubious assistance from Harry Solo, a shady gunrunner, and his partner, Native American warrior Chewbacca.

The Music Han

Star Wars Sequel Trilogy


Novels/Novellas

The Wizard of Oz (Alternative Universe Fantasy-Wizard of Oz-inspired) - Rachel "Rey" Gale lives with her Aunt Leah and Uncle Harry and their two farmhands on a farm outside of Jakkuson, Kansas in 1939. She feels like her life is as gray as the world around her, especially after the nasty man who runs the First Order Manor near-by threatens to take her beloved Westie Terrier BeeBee to the pound and her grouchy cousin demands his share of the farm. A tornado whisks Rey and BeeBee over the rainbow and into the land of Oz. Oz is under the tyrannical rule of the Warlock of the West and his apprentice. Queen Leia was imprisoned in her own magic bubble and banished to the lands of the South, where she amasses an army to stop him. She once ruled with her husband and her wizard brother, but her husband vanished after he was attacked by her son, and her brother is hiding in the Emerald City. Rey has to go to the Emerald City to find the Wizard Skywalker, with the help of a cowardly lion-soldier, a scarecrow who had once worked for the queen, and the Tin Smuggler, who seems to know a lot more about the queen and the Warlock of the West and his apprentice than he'll let on...


1920's Reporter Melodrama (Alternative Universe - Roaring 20's Action/Adventure) - Rowena "Rey" Knight has traveled all the way from England to work with the great Luke Waterson, the most decorated and popular reporter to ever have written for the Hosnia City Daily Star. But when she arrives, Hosnia is under siege from the First Order Company, a criminal organization that uses a legitimate business as a front for everything from bootlegging to kidnapping to gambling. Luke Waterson has gone into hiding behind his desk at the Daily Star. His sister, Leia Waterson-Solomon, is the town's mayor, but she and her task force, including bush pilot Poe Damerez, can't hold out much longer against Arlington Snoke and his protege Kylo Ren. The arrival of Rey and former First Order Company worker Finn Finnegan may be what Leia needs to turn the tide. 

Remember WENN

Maltese Falcon Film Noir Spoof II (Alternative Universe Film Noir/Mystery) - Wrap-around set during the late third or early fourth seasons. Hilary and Scott give two different sides of the tale of a dame who may or may not have gotten a private eye involved with smuggling and murder.

Ceila Short Story - Missing scene set during the first season episode "A Capitol Idea." Ceila says good-bye to the station after she's hired by the guy who wanted her to promote Blondie cartoons.

Fairy Tale Series

Jeff's Story - Aladdin and His Magic Lamp
C.J's Story - Jack and the Beanstalk
Victor's Story - King Arthur
Ceila's Story - Goldielocks and the Three Bears
Mackie's Story
Eugenia and Mr. Foley's Story

Original Children's Short Stories

Stories based after childhood memories, including:

Painting someone else's fence.
Little kids running through other people's yards when Mom and Dad aren't looking.
Beach frolics - walking home from the 

Friday, October 20, 2017

Upcoming Novels, Novellas, Fairy Tales, and Short Stories

This is a list of stories I'm working on, hope to work on soon, and am developing ideas for. Keep in mind that this list can and will change depending on what I'm interested in at any given time and what else is going on in my life.

Currently Working On:

Star Wars Sequel Trilogy


Fairy and Folk Tales

Beauty and the Frogs - Leia Organa and her brother Luke were driven from their fine mansion in Alderaan by a wicked magician and her own son. Believing her husband dead, Leia and Luke raise three orphan girls - Rose, Rey, and Kaydel - in a cottage in the country.

On his way home from buying gifts for his womenfolk, Luke stops by a misty old mansion surrounded by an overgrown garden and a deep well. Luke is inspecting the golden ball he bought Rey, his favorite of the girls, when he drops the ball down the well. An old frog agrees to retrieve the ball, if his sister will come to the castle and eat and sleep with him and his three frog sons.

Her brother refuses at first, but Leia is determined to go...and the girls won't let her go alone. All four women are eventually detained at the mansion. Turns out there's four frogs here, for the wrinkly old toad is accompanied by three younger amphibians, all of whom are far more positive that one day things will get better. The youths are the toad's apprentices, changed spitefully by the wicked magician Snoke and Leia's own son Ben.

Leia and the girls have mysterious dreams their first night there. They imagine themselves in stunning gowns in the garden, accompanied by four handsome men. The eldest, rugged and silver-haired, is familiar to Leia...but he can't tell her the truth, for in the dream world, he's mute. His three wards speak for him. They're all taken away by a shadowy figure who seems to hold a terrible power over them all. Leia and her three adopted daughters become determined to solve the mystery of the decaying mansion and find out who's the real monster...and who's the prince.

Coming Up Next:

Star Wars Sequel Trilogy

Novels/Novellas

Babes In Toyland (Alternative Universe - 1980's/Fantasy) - 8-year-old Barbara Beatrix "BB" Dameron (never call her Babs!) loves visiting her brother Poe where he works at Skywalker's Department Store. He's worried that the store may shut down if Leia Walker-Solo, it's owner, is pressured by nasty Alexander Snoke, who owns the First Order Mall. After meeting her brother's friends Rose, Finn, and Rey, Henry the security officer and his big dog Chewbacca, and the kindly old man who manages the toy department, she falls asleep and dreams that she's in Toyland, where nursery rhyme characters come to life. Leia Hubbard may be thrown out of her shoe by mean old Barnaby Snoke unless BB and all her new fairy tale friends can bring the tin soldiers to life to stop him!

Star Wars Original Trilogy

Novels/Novellas

Tales of the Gold Wookie (Alternative Universe 1930's Adventure) - It's 1939. Layla and Luke Skylark are fresh out of the University of Arizona and ready to change the world. She's an archaeologist; he's a reporter. While Luke is content to be an intern for world-weary veteran crime reporter Benton Kennally, Layla is far more ambitious. She wants to find lost treasures for her idol, museum owner Marta Mothma. Her current obsession is rescuing the (reportedly magical) lost royal jewels of the Kingdom of Alderaan from nasty General Tarkin and the Empire.

Luke convinces her to hire Harry Solomon, a pilot with a dilapidated plane who runs his own charter service, to take them to where the treasures were last seen. Layla's not happy with the idea at first. Harry is rude, arrogant, and only cares about getting his share of the treasure. Not to mention, some of his former bosses make Tarkin look like a kitten. Tarkin has his own formidable underling, the corrupt industrialist Derek Vader. After Kennally gets into trouble with Vader, Luke insists on bringing along venerable old Asian archaeology professor Takamashi Yoda as their guide.


Dark Medieval Fantasy (Han/Leia based fantasy) - Inspired by this Tumblr post. Leia is in search of her missing brother Luke, who was in training to be a wizard before their parents were killed and he was kidnapped. He's not the only one who has disappeared. The queen is dying. Her greedy, power-hungry adviser Palapatine is taking over the throne. The queen once had a son, Prince Hannel, but he vanished and is presumed dead. It's rumored that Palapatine is really a dark sorcerer who worked some terrible enchantment on the missing prince.

Leia finds a man imprisoned in a dungeon in a remote corner of the kingdom. The bedraggled man with the auburn hair had once worn fine robes, but now has no idea who he is. All Leia knows is he's insufferably stubborn, an excellent shot with a bow and arrow, and is always accompanied by an enormous Wookie wolf. The two are eventually joined by an eccentric old wizard and a mysterious unicorn with sad blue eyes as they try to find out who the silent man is and avenge Leia's family. 


Fairy and Folk Tales

Thumbelina
Robin Hood

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Novels/Novellas

Once Upon a Time In the Land of WENN (Alternative Universe Fantasy/Fairy Tale) - Even when Elizabeth and the others leave Port Harbor, looking for the Emerald Talisman, trouble follows. Lady Gloria Redmond has no desire to even discuss the magic that caused her so much grief. There's also the evil candy witch Pavla Nemcova, who has both Jeff Singer and Sir Victor Comstock in her grasp, to contend with.

In Development: 

Star Wars Original Trilogy


Novels/Novellas

Original Snow Queen-Inspired Action/Fantasy - Set in the three years between New Hope and Empire Strikes Back, and my first story set within the regular Star Wars universe. Han, Chewie, Leia, and Luke are on a diplomatic mission to buy supplies from a snow planet that's remained neutral in the battle between the Empire and Rebellion. Leia's hoping to sway them to the Alliance's side. Unlike Hoth, this planet is inhabited, mainly by criminals and nasty goblins. It's queen is a shrewd magician with her own ice-based powers. The goblins, determined to make mischief, get slivers of a Force-sensitive crystal in Luke's eyes and heart. It turns him into the opposite of his usual self...making him cold and distant to his two best friends. Leia, Han, and Chewie have to dodge the planet's shadier citizens and a summer witch with her own plans in order to free Luke from the goblins' spell and find out just what the Snow Queen is up to.

Superhero Story (Alternative Universe 1970's Superhero/Action Fantasy) - Leah O'Malley is an intern in corrupt Coruscant City by day in 1977. By night, she's Force Girl, a superheroine who is a member of the Rebel League, a society of superheroes and vigilantes who fight the regime of the evil Mayor Palapatine and the devious Chief of Police/super villain Derek Veder. Lucas Weston is a geeky college kid and major comics fan who discovers that the owner of a local book store/comics shop was once The Negotiator, a great World War II/Golden Era superhero...and that Lucas is the inheritor of a superheroic dynasty. Lucas seeks help from Harris Arietta, a carpenter and handyman whose dog Chewbacca always rides with him and acts as a Team Pet.


Fairy and Folk Tales


The Miller's Son and the Cat


Star Wars Sequel Trilogy

Novels/Novellas

Resistance Kids: The Last Good Cop (Alternative Universe - 1950's) - Rey is the first student at Luke's new police school, but he's wondering if he should give up teaching after the destruction of his previous school. Meanwhile, the First Order Gang is back on the street, including Ben Solo, and they're gunning for blood...and for Finn to rejoin them. Then Poe's beloved sports car blows to bits in front of his eyes, and Hank vanishes and his business is ransacked.

Hello Leia! (Alternative Universe - Musical-Inspired) - Leia Solo-Levi is the best-known matchmaker in New York City in 1907.  She's hired by her ex-husband Harold Solo to find a match for their son Benjamin, who can't make up his mind between the severe police chief's daughter and anarchic son of one of New York's richest men. What she wants is to re-marry her husband, but he has his eyes on a woman in town. Meanwhile, she engineers a meeting between Harold's clerks Poe and Finn and two cute girls in Manhattan, Rey and Rose. They all come together at Harmonia Gardens, the restaurant owned by Leia's brother Luke, for a most memorable evening. 

Fairy and Folk Tales

The Water of Life - Queen Leia, in mourning for her lost brother and her husband, who was kidnapped by a wicked wizard, is dying. She tells her son Prince Ben and her adopted children Hux and Poe that whichever of them finds Luke, who alone has the water that can restore her, will rule her lands when she passes on. Hux and Ben are determined to find the water first...but it's kind Poe who proves that a gentle heart and good nature can triumph over the strongest evil.

Molly Whuppie (Brave Molly)
Rumplestiltskin

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Novels/Novellas

Captain Victor, Man of Power (Alternative Universe Superhero/Action) - Set directly after the first season episode "There But Before Grace." Tired of dealing with (and being run all over by) sponsors and confused about his feelings for Betty and Grace Cavendish, Victor Comstock imagines himself as one of those new superheroes that have become popular with the kids, Jeff as his sidekick, Betty as the new girl reporter on the block, C.J as a scientist, Ceila as the daughter of a missing scientist and Victor's other sidekick, Hilary as a snooty actress-turned-society-reporter, Mackie as their boss, and Grace as a Dragon Lady-type villaness.

The Best Radio Christmas Pageant Ever - A kind of "missing scene" story set during the early first season. Victor wants to present the story of the Nativity on the airwaves, but the kids starring in the show are unruly, Hilary wants a bigger role, the sponsor is turning the show into a commercial, and Ceila will have nothing to do with it. And there's reports of a major snowstorm heading for Pittsburgh...

On the Edge of the Precipice Series

The Fox and the Falcon - Betty finds herself head over heels involved in espionage when the true leader of the spy ring becomes known...and Victor Comstock returns with startling news...

Remember WENN Fairy Tale Series

Hilary's Story: Beauty and the Beast - Wrap-around segments set day after fourth-season episode "You've Met Your Match." Story based around third and fourth season. Angry at Scott and Jeff for their behavior the night before and in the past few months in general, Betty and Hilary concoct the story of two sisters who discover that the beastly owner and manager of a dilapidated theater may not be what they appear on the outside...or even inside...

Mr. Eldridge and Gertie's Story: The Man Who Minded the House - Set after and based around the fourth season episode "Work Shift." Mr. Eldridge recalls the story of how a man and a woman (him and Gertie) learn that the grass isn't always greener in someone else's work area when he takes over her household duties and she works in the fields.

Story Ideas: 

Star Wars Prequel Trilogy


Novels/Novellas

The Road to Coruscant (Mid 20th Century Alternative Universe) - Ben Kenobi and Anakin Walker are singers taking their vaudeville act on the road. Anakin is forever coming up with moneymaking schemes that get them into a few little problems with the law, to the annoyance of Martin Windu, their long-suffering manager. They have no problems romancing the ladies, either...until they encounter beautiful, elegant dancer Patricia Amidala. Patricia, a genuine noblewoman, is in a heap of trouble with the nasty Count Dooku and Lord Palpatine. Anakin says it's up to them to get her out of it. Ben...wishes they could just go home to Los Angeles, but Anakin is his best friend, so he does it anyway.


Fairy and Folk Tales


Swan Lake


Star Wars Original Trilogy


Han Solo, Galactic Private Eye (Alternative Universe) - Han is a laid-back private eye in his dilapidated ship, with his wookie partner Chewbacca by his side. Old Ben Kenobi, who sometimes gives him work, finds him a doozy - help his friend Luke Skywalker find Leia Organa, the daughter of a prince, who was carrying some very vital information to Alderaan when she was kidnapped by a nasty war lord. (Haven't decided if this one is going to stay in the Star Wars universe, or be moved elsewhere.)


Western (Alternative Universe Western Adventure) - It's 1867 in the untamed plains of Coruscant, Kansas. Former homesteader Luke Walters longs to be a sheriff, like his late daddy Anthony was before him. He may get his chance at an apprenticeship when the current sheriff, Ol' Ben MacKenner, deputizes him to help rescue rancher's daughter Leia Ortez from the bandits who have raided and burned her home. They also get more dubious assistance from Harry Solo, a shady gunrunner, and his partner, Native American warrior Chewbacca.

The Music Han

Star Wars Sequel Trilogy


Novels/Novellas

The Wizard of Oz (Alternative Universe Fantasy-Wizard of Oz-inspired) - Rachel "Rey" Gale lives with her Aunt Leah and Uncle Harry and their two farmhands on a farm outside of Jakkuson, Kansas in 1939. She feels like her life is as gray as the world around her, especially after the nasty man who runs the First Order Manor near-by threatens to take her beloved Westie Terrier BeeBee to the pound and her grouchy cousin demands his share of the farm. A tornado whisks Rey and BeeBee over the rainbow and into the land of Oz. Oz is under the tyrannical rule of the Warlock of the West and his apprentice. Queen Leia was imprisoned in her own magic bubble and banished to the lands of the South, where she amasses an army to stop him. She once ruled with her husband and her wizard brother, but her husband vanished after he was attacked by her son, and her brother is hiding in the Emerald City. Rey has to go to the Emerald City to find the Wizard Skywalker, with the help of a cowardly lion-soldier, a scarecrow who had once worked for the queen, and the Tin Smuggler, who seems to know a lot more about the queen and the Warlock of the West and his apprentice than he'll let on...


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Maltese Falcon Film Noir Spoof II (Alternative Universe Film Noir/Mystery) - Wrap-around set during the late third or early fourth seasons. Hilary and Scott give two different sides of the tale of a dame who may or may not have gotten a private eye involved with smuggling and murder.

Ceila Short Story - Missing scene set during the first season episode "A Capitol Idea." Ceila says good-bye to the station after she's hired by the guy who wanted her to promote Blondie cartoons.

Fairy Tale Series

Jeff's Story - Aladdin and His Magic Lamp
C.J's Story - Jack and the Beanstalk
Victor's Story - King Arthur
Ceila's Story - Goldielocks and the Three Bears
Mackie's Story
Eugenia and Mr. Foley's Story

Original Children's Short Stories

Stories based after childhood memories, including:

Painting someone else's fence.
Little kids running through other people's yards when Mom and Dad aren't looking.
Beach frolics - walking home from the beach.