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Thursday, September 4, 2025

Hilary and the Beasts, Part 29

Dinner was absolutely delicious. She’d never been much of a picnic person, but she had to admit, those much-vaunted ribs were even better eaten on a strong wooden table and benches in the orchard, under the Japanese lanterns and waning sunlight. Eagle’s fish was even more delicious grilled. She even had praise for Mrs. Fox’s cherry jello molds and Betty’s apple pie. Puppy giggled as Bear dug into his fish, guts flying everywhere until Betty patted at him with a napkin. 

Troll was, rather surprisingly, every inch a gentleman. He didn’t roar or insult anyone once, other than scolding Bear about his messy eating habits. He even brought chilled champagne for everyone but Puppy, who got fresh-pressed peach juice despite her protests. He almost looked presentable in his blue jacket and trousers and red silk shirt. It still hung off him in thick folds, and Hilary still suspected it had been made for someone at least slightly more filled-out.

They were still sipping champagne when night fell, and they made their way to the fountain. “It’s a beautiful night, isn’t it?” She murmured. 

“It is.” His eyes never left her. “It’s almost as beautiful as you.” 

Hilary blushed in spite of herself. “Thank you. You know,” she added as she put the champagne glass on the concrete lip of the fountain, “I’ve wondered why you’re so harsh on Bear. He can’t help being the way he is.”

“I’ve told you, he wasn’t always that way!” Troll looked away with a soft growl. “He is…was…a good friend. He used to be brill…well, he wasn’t always like that. When he was hurt by…” He nearly coughed himself into the fountain. Hilary thumped his chest. “When he was attacked, I didn’t really know what to do with him. We need him, but he can’t…” he coughed again, gulping the champagne. “Can’t do what I originally hired him for, or what Eagle needed him for.” He looked away from her, hurt in his dark eyes. “I let him down, Hilary. When he…when we found him like that, I couldn’t even look at him. I avoided him for days. I knew I’d failed him.”

“I don’t think you failed him.” Hilary took his hand. “It was this person you all can’t talk about who hurt him, not you.” She sighed. “I do wish my sisters weren’t so enamored with your friends. I want so much for them. Maple needs someone who can take care of her, and Betty…she’ll be returning to college, when she can. She’s brilliant. They’re too talented to be married to animals.”

Troll narrowed his eyes. “Is that all they are?” His fury was obvious, even in the rapidly oncoming twilight. He clenched his clawed fists. “Maybe I don’t want them married to selfish, controlling witches who can’t see who only see their fur and feathers. Maybe I’d rather they focused on their work. Bear pursued a girl once. Very pretty, too, but she was too high-minded to give him the time of day. Maybe,” he added with a soft, angry growl, “you should stop assuming what you want is what your sisters want and actually let them follow their hearts.” 

“And maybe,” Hilary added, her own color rising, “you should stop denying that you and your friends are under a curse, and you can’t continue your all-important work if you’re covered in fur and feathers and one of you has most of his brain locked away. I know there’s a curse. I’ve heard you talk about it, and it’s obvious, with the walking zoo around here!”

He narrowed his eyes. “Hilary, I can’t tell you about it. None of us can.” 

“Can’t,” she snarled, “or won’t? What are you afraid of?” 

“Nothing,” he growled. “I’m not afraid of anything!”

“Yes, you are!” She looked him right into those beautiful almond-shaped eyes, just as the first fireworks were heard in the sky. “You’re afraid of her, aren’t you? That horrible ‘her’ all of you keep talking about. Her and…” her voice dropped here. “Losing your friends like you lost your first wife.” 

“I didn’t lose her!” His growl was laced with fury and pain. “She walked out on me! I loved her, more than anything, but she believed…” He coughed again, so hard he knocked the champagne glass onto the pavement. She pulled away as it shattered into a thousand pieces. “It doesn’t matter what she believed. She left me. I never would have left her if I wasn’t trying to save my friends.” 

The fireworks continued behind them, red and blue and green bursts of light and fury in the inky black night sky, but Hilary only had eyes for the grotesque creature in front of her. “To save your friends? Couldn’t you have found another way?”

“She found out we had…” he coughed again. “Information on her. She would have…turned them over…to her superiors…if I didn’t…” He coughed so hard, he almost ended up in the fountain. “Let’s just say,” he added, “that I didn’t want to do it, but my friends’ lives were at stake.”

“You should have done something more sensible,” Hilary hissed. “Like killed her or poisoned her drink or, I don’t know, dunked her in Lake Erie!”

“Believe me,” Troll muttered, “I wanted to.” He nodded at the sky. “I think they’re just about done.” 

They watched together, both of their eyes now on the sky. Hilary leaned on the concrete as the sky lit up with every shade of scarlet and gold and green imaginable. She barely noticed it when Troll’s claws ended up on hers…until she looked down and saw their fingers and claws interlaced. 

They finally pulled their hands and claws away, almost as red as the last of the sparkles and smoke in the ebony sky. “Yes,” she coughed, “well, I need to get going. I promised Dad and C.J I’d call them for the holiday. I miss them rather badly.” 

He frowned. “Maybe I shouldn’t have taken you away from them. You love them, don’t you?”

“Don’t worry. We’re needed here.” She rubbed his hand again. “See you again tomorrow? I can help you with the rose bushes. I think they’re too much for one person.”

He gave her that familiar lipless, toothy grin that made her knees weak. “It’s a date. See you tomorrow.” She couldn’t help her schoolgirl blush, even as she hurried inside with the remaining champagne glass. It had been a long time since she’d had a date, or anything like it. This Troll may have been the ugliest, most hideous creature on the planet and a controlling ass, but he almost had manners sometimes.

As soon as she showered and changed into her lightest cotton nightgown, she put on the wonderful fan and let it run over her bed as she called her brother. “C.J!” She said with a genuine smile. “Hello! Happy 4th, dear! How’s Dad? Were you able to afford his famous ribs? I really should get Troll to wire you some money. He’s certainly got enough to be able to afford this place.”

“Hi, Hilary. We do all right. It’s just the two of us right now. I did make a good enough salary for us to afford ribs for two. Wish you girls could have been here. We both miss you. Dad said he was going to the fireworks, but he passed out listening to the municipal Independence Day concert on KDKA. I just got back from the fireworks. I know some of the guys who set them off, and they got me in for free.” 

“I miss you too, C.J, and so do the other two. Just be careful around those fireworks. Don’t want you to blow up anything you might need.” She smiled a little. “I wish you two could be here. These creatures really aren’t so bad. Troll may be the most grotesque piece of stage makeup I’ve ever seen, but he also treats the roses in the garden like they’re his children. That’s why he threw that fit when Dad picked one. He claims they’re all he has. Something about a first wife who left him, though I have no clue who would marry something that looks like it’s out of Lon Chaney’s worst fever dreams.” 

“Just be careful, Hilary.” Her younger brother even managed to sigh deadpan. “You’re missed onstage, too. Pavla’s not a bad actress, but she’s not meant for this role. She can project well and knows her lines, but she’s cold and hard as the steel coming out of the mills downtown. She’s only here because she has Hunnicut over a barrel. He’s totally smitten with her.”

Hilary rolled her eyes as she leaned further into the air blowing from the fan. “Hunnicut was never known for his taste in mistresses. He tried for me, but he looks more like an especially jowly pig than any of these creatures resemble animals. He’s far from my type.” 

Her brother’s gentle deadpan voice switched from mild amusement to worry. “Hilary, I talked to those FBI agents. They suspect Pavla of not only being affiliated with at least two different Fascist groups in Germany and Hungary, but two reporters, three actors, and two strong officers in the German and Hungarian armies all vanished after having relationships with her or doing articles on her in Germany. And she’s gotten offers from two other producers who are acting more like lapdogs than humans. They’ll do anything for her, repeat whatever she says.”

“I knew there was something going on with that sour cream puff!” Hilary snarled, clutching the phone so hard, her knuckles turned white. “I’ll bet that whatever she did to Hunnicut, she’s doing to those other producers, too. And it’s probably how she got my role, too! I wouldn’t put it past that…that Wicked Witch of the East to have done something to those men, too. Bet she’d be deported on her rear right back to Czechoslovakia if more people knew about this!”

“That’s the trouble.” She could hear her brother turn off something humming softly in the background. Dad probably forgot to turn off the radio again before he passed out. “The FBI men don’t have concrete evidence. Someone promised them evidence, then vanished before they could give it to them. They won’t say who.” 

Hilary’s screech scared every mouse, beetle, and hoot-owl within a five-mile radius. “WHAT?! Why can’t they just…arrest her? What more evidence do they need than people going missing and producers giving her roles just because she twists them around her little finger?”

“First of all, Hilary, you just about broke my eardrums. I had to hold the phone away from my ear.” Her brother’s gentle voice was now somewhere between annoyed and frustrated. “Second, they need something that actually links her to those groups. No one knows what happened to those men or the ones who were going to produce that evidence, and I doubt they’d care if she’s playing footsie under the table with a few theatrical producers.”  

“Well, we need to find those men and that evidence,” Hilary growled, “before the Wicked Witch of Eastern Europe does a lot worse than making a few men disappear…like making my career disappear!” 

C.J sighed. “Just be careful. And give the other two my love. Dad says he loves you, too. We miss you.”

“I miss you two, and so do the girls. I’ll see you the moment we figure out what’s going on here. Give Dad our love!” Even as she put the phone back on the cradle, she shuddered despite the heat. That Czechoslovakian wiener schnitzel was up to something illegal…and she wanted to get her hands into more of her roles! If only Jeff were here, she’d be able to talk to him about all this…but he wasn’t. No one knew where he was. She was certain it wasn’t back in Europe. That little trollop would lie between and over and under her teeth if she could stay in America and wreck havoc on her career.

“Oh Jeff,” she murmured as she turned out the light and lay her head on the pillow, “where are you? If you’re not in Europe or here, where is she holding you?” This time, she fell asleep the moment her head hit the pillow.

Hilary and the Beasts, Part 33

It was a beautiful, balmy summer evening. Hilary and Troll sat on the patio in the garden near the fountain. Hilary wore a ruffly turquoise flowered summer frock borrowed from Maple. Troll’s gray cotton trousers and linen shirt still painfully hung off his thin shoulders. He seemed to be enjoying himself, even laughing as she told him about her encounter with Bear and Betty in the pond earlier.

“No wonder Bear came into the house dripping.” Troll chuckled. “You should have seen Mrs. Fox lay into him.” He waved his claws, perfectly imitating her fox’s screech. “‘Use a towel, you silly walking rug, and don’t track mud in my clean kitchen!’ It took her and Mr. Cat three towels to dry him off after that.” He dug into his fish and summer squash as best he could with the claws. “But all the mess was worth it. This trout is excellent.”

Hilary laughed. “You know, you’re a rather good actor, for a troll.” She smirked and patted her auburn curls under the wide-brimmed organdy hat. “Not quite at my caliber, of course, but not bad. Maybe you should do monster movies, or at least horror plays.”

Troll raised his eye where an eyebrow should have been. “Thank you, Miss Booth. I did act, before…well, let’s say I'm not unfamiliar with stages and plays and voice projection.” 

“What were you, before?” Hilary asked as she dug into the potatoes roasted over coals and seasoned with herbs from the garden. “You’ve mentioned your wives. Who were they? Maybe I knew your first wife. I do have friends who have been divorced.”

He coughed so hard, he reached for his glass of iced tea and lemon. “I can’t…really can’t say.” His claw snuck over the wrought-iron table and took hers, rubbing her thumb in that familiar way. “Hilary, I still want you to marry me. Certainly, everyone in the household is fond of you, and Bear and Eagle won’t leave your sisters now. I could provide for them, for you, for your father and brother.” 

Her breath caught at the familiar gesture. “Troll…I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. No. I can’t marry you. Not now.”

“Well then,” he breathed softly, “when? I only have…” He coughed again, grabbing a linen napkin to cover his mouth. “Well, I don’t have much time.”

“Maybe…” She gasped as his claw rubbed further up her hand, around her knuckle. “Maybe someday. I am growing very fond of you. I don’t know how you know where to rub…my husband was the only person who ever did this…”

Their heads were mere inches from touching when Hilary thought she saw a shadow in the air. It was far too large to be an ordinary bird, or even an owl who had just gotten up and was searching for its breakfast. “What on earth…” She gasped.

That was when she heard Maple’s delighted Brooklyn bray. “Woohoo! Eagle, this is great! It’s so nice up here. Feel that breeze, an’ smell that clean air! I ain’t never been flyin’ before. Wait until I tell Hilary an’ Betty this!” 

It was, indeed, Eagle in the air. She’d never seen him looking more majestic. His enormous brown wings were twice the size of an ordinary eagle’s. They spread so wide, they nearly blocked the emerging moonlight. Maple, her white day dress fluttering behind her, her red curls flying in all directions, wrapped her arms around his neck. Her pretty porcelain face nestled gently amid the downy white and brown feathers on his head. 

“Hey Eagle, can ya do tricks?” She giggled into his ear as she stroked his neck. “Maybe we can race the nightingales or somethin’.” Eagle seemed hesitant at first…but then, he swooped down like one of those new double-motor planes, passing several very startled screech owls as he turned a loop in the air. 

Maple’s shrieks of delight could be clearly heard, even from below. “You’re amazin’! This is the most fun I’ve had in ages! See, I told you this was better n’ hanging around in a dusty old office on a beautiful night.” Eagle’s noisy squawk was a bit reproachful. “Ok, ok, I know that information is important. I know you wanna get it out to the world. I just wish you’d tell me who it’s about. I know what you’re sayin,’ but I can’t translate all those codes you keep talkin’ about.”

There was another squawk and two waved wings as he swooped down again. She roared with glee, laughing and happily clutching his neck and back for dear life, before she could almost hear the thoughts in her younger sister’s scatterbrained head click. “Wait…you said a while ago that Troll n’ Bear helped ya. Are they the one who helped ya with the codes?” Her voice softened a bit. “And if Bear did it…well, he sure as heck can’t now. Betty says she just mentioned patterns, an’ he went blank.” 

Eagle’s squawk was infinitely sadder. “When that bad person who hurt ya laid into Bear, you tried to stop her, but she threw dark at you, too. You pushed books an’ papers at Bear after he woke up…but he couldn’t read them. Didn’t know what they were, who you were. All he did was cry and keep talkin’ about the darkness in his head.” 

She gently stroked the back of his head. “I’m so sorry. It must have been rough for a close friend to suddenly not know you. An’ you were hurtin’ too. Your tongue an’ wings hurt like hell for weeks after…she…attacked, you say?” His deeper, softer squawk managed to sound completely heartbroken. “Golly, I don’t know what I’d do if my siblings didn’t know me. Sure, Hilary n’ Betty n’ C.J n’ me fight, but we love each other.” 

As she gave him a hug in mid-air, he turned around, letting her climb onto his belly. “Oooh, it’s softer down here,” she squealed. “Like sleepin’ on an extra-big feather pillow. Too bad we can’t do this all night. I think I might get to likin’ this.” Hilary frowned as he closed one wing around her, stroking her flowing curls briefly before he caught the drafts again. 

Troll didn’t look any happier than her. “What are they doing up there?” he muttered. “Eagle told me they’d be in his office all night.” 

Hilary sighed. “Maple gets bored easily. I suspect she probably got tired of sitting around and talked him into showing off his wings for her.”

“Yes, but he has his work.” He made a face. “He’s never had any trouble with focusing on that before.” 

She gave him a smirk Bear would have envied. “I doubt he’s ever met anyone like my Maple.” 

They finally landed just a few feet from them on the patio. “Thanks for the ride, Eagle. I haven’t had so much fun in ages. Same time tomorrow?” He nodded, his squawk affirmative, and took her hand in his wing. She stroked it gently. “Hey there, want me to walk you inside?” 

“Eagle,” Troll scolded, “what are you two doing? You’re supposed to be working!” 

Eagle could only shrug, but Maple’s smile was ten times brighter than the moon. “We were workin’! We talked about his work in the air. You can work n’ play at the same time, ya know!” She scratched over his wing. He ended up nuzzling her neck with his sharp beak. “Hey there, fella, that tickles!”

Hilary rolled her eyes. “Ok, you two. Why don’t you take all of that inside?”

“Yeah.” She took his wing in her long, tapered fingers and squeezed it gently. “Wanna walk me to my room? I’m sure you’ll be nothin’ but a gentle-bird.” He turned red under his white feathers as, hand in wing, they returned to the main house together. 

“I really wish he’d focus on his work,” Troll muttered darkly. “We don’t have much time left.” 

“Time until what?” Hilary frowned as she finished the last of her fish. “I wish you’d talk more about this curse of yours.” She patted her lips. “You know I don’t want my sisters marrying animals, but they are terribly in love with them…”

“And I don’t want them marrying distracting harridans who could never appreciate them the way they are now.” Troll stood so abruptly, he nearly upset the table. “Excuse me, Miss Booth. I have things I must do inside. I need to speak to Eagle.” He knocked over two glasses and a bowl of sorbet hurrying out, leaving Hilary sputtering as Mr. Rabbit cleaned up the mess. 

Wednesday, June 13, 2018

Upcoming Works

This is a list of stories I'm working on, hope to work on soon, and am developing ideas for. Keep in mind that this list can and will change depending on what I'm interested in at any given time and what else is going on in my life.

Currently Working On:


Star Wars Original Trilogy Novel

Tales of the Gold Wookie (Alternative Universe 1930's Adventure) - It's 1939. Layla and Luke Skylark are fresh out of the University of Arizona and ready to change the world. She's an archaeologist; he's a reporter. While Luke is content to be an intern for world-weary veteran crime reporter Benton Kennally, Layla is far more ambitious. She wants to find lost treasures for her idol, museum owner Marta Mothma. Her current obsession is rescuing the (reportedly magical) lost royal jewels of the Kingdom of Alderaan from nasty General Tarkin and the Empire.

Luke convinces her to hire Harry Solomon, a pilot with a dilapidated plane who runs his own charter service, to take them to where the treasures were last seen. Layla's not happy with the idea at first. Harry is rude, arrogant, and only cares about getting his share of the treasure. Not to mention, some of his former bosses make Tarkin look like a kitten. Tarkin has his own formidable underling, the corrupt industrialist Derek Vader. After Kennally gets into trouble with Vader, Luke insists on bringing along venerable old Asian archaeology professor Takamashi Yoda as their guide.

Coming Up Next:

Star Wars Sequel Trilogy

Novels/Novellas

Resistance Kids: The Last Good Cop (Alternative Universe - 1950's) - Rey is the first student at Luke's new police school, but he's wondering if he should give up teaching after the destruction of his previous school. Meanwhile, the First Order Gang is back on the street, including Ben Solo, and they're gunning for blood...and for Finn to rejoin them. Then Poe's beloved sports car blows to bits in front of his eyes, and Hank vanishes and his business is ransacked.

Hello Leia! (Alternative Universe - Musical-Inspired) - Leia Solo-Levi is the best-known matchmaker in New York City in 1907.  She's hired by her ex-husband Harold Solo to find a match for their son Benjamin, who can't make up his mind between the severe police chief's daughter and anarchic son of one of New York's richest men. What she wants is to re-marry her husband, but he has his eyes on a woman in town. Meanwhile, she engineers a meeting between Harold's clerks Poe and Finn and two cute girls in Manhattan, Rey and Rose. They all come together at Harmonia Gardens, the restaurant owned by Leia's brother Luke, for a most memorable evening. 

Star Wars Saga

Novels/Novellas

A Star Wars Christmas Carol (Alternative Universe - 1840's/Christmas Carol) - Anakin Scrooge is the stingiest man in Victorian London. He barely pays his son Luke to work as his clerk and mostly ignores his strong-willed daughter Leia. He learns the importance of charity when he receives visits on Christmas Eve from four ghosts...and realizes that he may still have a second chance to save not only himself, but stop his grandson Benjamin from following in his footsteps.

Fairy and Folk Tales

Robin Hood

Remember WENN

Novels/Novellas

Once Upon a Time In the Land of WENN (Alternative Universe Fantasy/Fairy Tale) - Even when Elizabeth and the others leave Port Harbor, looking for the Emerald Talisman, trouble follows. Lady Gloria Redmond has no desire to even discuss the magic that caused her so much grief. There's also the evil candy witch Pavla Nemcova, who has both Jeff Singer and Sir Victor Comstock in her grasp, to contend with.

In Development: 


Star Wars Original Trilogy

Novels/Novellas

Superhero Story (Alternative Universe 1970's Superhero/Action Fantasy) - Leah O'Malley is an intern in corrupt Coruscant City by day in 1977. By night, she's Force Girl, a superheroine who is a member of the Rebel League, a society of superheroes and vigilantes who fight the regime of the evil Mayor Palapatine and the devious Chief of Police/super villain Derek Veder. Lucas Weston is a geeky college kid and major comics fan who discovers that the owner of a local book store/comics shop was once The Negotiator, a great World War II/Golden Era superhero...and that Lucas is the inheritor of a superheroic dynasty. Lucas seeks help from Harris Arietta, a carpenter and handyman whose dog Chewbacca always rides with him and acts as a Team Pet.

Original Snow Queen-Inspired Action/Fantasy - Set in the three years between New Hope and Empire Strikes Back, and my first story set within the regular Star Wars universe. Han, Chewie, Leia, and Luke are on a diplomatic mission to buy supplies from a snow planet that's remained neutral in the battle between the Empire and Rebellion. Leia's hoping to sway them to the Alliance's side. Unlike Hoth, this planet is inhabited, mainly by criminals and nasty goblins. It's queen is a shrewd magician with her own ice-based powers. The goblins, determined to make mischief, get slivers of a Force-sensitive crystal in Luke's eyes and heart. It turns him into the opposite of his usual self...making him cold and distant to his two best friends. Leia, Han, and Chewie have to dodge the planet's shadier citizens and a summer witch with her own plans in order to free Luke from the goblins' spell and find out just what the Snow Queen is up to.

Star Wars Sequel Trilogy

Fairy and Folk Tales

Little Red Riding Rose

Remember WENN 

Novels/Novellas

Captain Victor, Man of Power (Alternative Universe Superhero/Action) - Set directly after the first season episode "There But Before Grace." Tired of dealing with (and being run all over by) sponsors and confused about his feelings for Betty and Grace Cavendish, Victor Comstock imagines himself as one of those new superheroes that have become popular with the kids, Jeff as his sidekick, Betty as the new girl reporter on the block, C.J as a scientist, Ceila as the daughter of a missing scientist and Victor's other sidekick, Hilary as a snooty actress-turned-society-reporter, Mackie as their boss, and Grace as a Dragon Lady-type villaness.

The Best Radio Christmas Pageant Ever - A kind of "missing scene" story set during the early first season. Victor wants to present the story of the Nativity on the airwaves, but the kids starring in the show are unruly, Hilary wants a bigger role, the sponsor is turning the show into a commercial, and Ceila will have nothing to do with it. And there's reports of a major snowstorm heading for Pittsburgh...

On the Edge of the Precipice Series

The Fox and the Falcon - Betty finds herself head over heels involved in espionage when the true leader of the spy ring becomes known...and Victor Comstock returns with startling news...

Remember WENN Fairy Tale Series

Hilary's Story: Beauty and the Beast - Wrap-around segments set day after fourth-season episode "You've Met Your Match." Story based around third and fourth season. Angry at Scott and Jeff for their behavior the night before and in the past few months in general, Betty and Hilary concoct the story of two sisters who discover that the beastly owner and manager of a dilapidated theater may not be what they appear on the outside...or even inside...

Mr. Eldridge and Gertie's Story: The Man Who Minded the House - Set after and based around the fourth season episode "Work Shift." Mr. Eldridge recalls the story of how a man and a woman (him and Gertie) learn that the grass isn't always greener in someone else's work area when he takes over her household duties and she works in the fields.

Needs Work/On Hold: 

Star Wars Prequel Trilogy


Novels/Novellas

The Road to Coruscant (Mid 20th Century Alternative Universe) - Ben Kenobi and Anakin Walker are singers taking their vaudeville act on the road. Anakin is forever coming up with moneymaking schemes that get them into a few little problems with the law, to the annoyance of Martin Windu, their long-suffering manager. They have no problems romancing the ladies, either...until they encounter beautiful, elegant dancer Patricia Amidala. Patricia, a genuine noblewoman, is in a heap of trouble with the nasty Count Dooku and Lord Palpatine. Anakin says it's up to them to get her out of it. Ben...wishes they could just go home to Los Angeles, but Anakin is his best friend, so he does it anyway.


Fairy and Folk Tales


Swan Lake


Star Wars Original Trilogy


Han Solo, Galactic Private Eye (Alternative Universe) - Han is a laid-back private eye in his dilapidated ship, with his wookie partner Chewbacca by his side. Old Ben Kenobi, who sometimes gives him work, finds him a doozy - help his friend Luke Skywalker find Leia Organa, the daughter of a prince, who was carrying some very vital information to Alderaan when she was kidnapped by a nasty war lord. (Haven't decided if this one is going to stay in the Star Wars universe, or be moved elsewhere.)


Western (Alternative Universe Western Adventure) - It's 1867 in the untamed plains of Coruscant, Idaho. Former homesteader Luke Walters longs to be a sheriff, like his late daddy Anthony was before him. He may get his chance at an apprenticeship when the current sheriff, Ol' Ben MacKenner, deputizes him to help rescue rancher's daughter Leia Ortez from the bandits who have raided and burned her home. They also get more dubious assistance from Harry Solo, a shady gunrunner, and his partner, Native American warrior Chewbacca.

The Music Han

Star Wars Anthology Series

Heist Story (Alternative Universe - Solo: A Star Wars Story) - In 1965, Henry Solomon grows up on the mean streets of Chicago as a poor pickpocket for a local mob. He's hoping to eventually make enough money to marry his girl Clara and head out west. He manages to get out via the Navy, but Clara remains behind. Now going under the name Hank Solo, he finds himself in Vietnam without a paddle, at least until he's helped to go AWOL by a gruff old Russian named Charrel. He's recruited by a gang to take a big armored car job, but it goes wrong, landing them on the wrong side of the big Vegas mob the Crimson Dawn. They hire smooth gambler Lance Caliss and his gorgeous vintage Falcon car to take them across the Vegas desert to the Kessel Iron Works, and then make the infamous run on the Kessel Highway to take down Dryden Vos at his Twin Blades Casino and Hotel. 

Star Wars Sequel Trilogy


Novels/Novellas

The Wizard of Oz (Alternative Universe Fantasy-Wizard of Oz-inspired) - Rachel "Rey" Gale lives with her Aunt Leah and Uncle Harry and their two farmhands on a farm outside of Jakkuson, Kansas in 1939. She feels like her life is as gray as the world around her, especially after the nasty man who runs the First Order Manor near-by threatens to take her beloved Westie Terrier BeeBee to the pound and her grouchy cousin demands his share of the farm. A tornado whisks Rey and BeeBee over the rainbow and into the land of Oz. Oz is under the tyrannical rule of the Warlock of the West and his apprentice. Queen Leia was imprisoned in her own magic bubble and banished to the lands of the South, where she amasses an army to stop him. She once ruled with her husband and her wizard brother, but her husband vanished after he was attacked by her son, and her brother is hiding in the Emerald City. Rey has to go to the Emerald City to find the Wizard Skywalker, with the help of a cowardly lion-soldier, a scarecrow who had once worked for the queen, and the Tin Smuggler, who seems to know a lot more about the queen and the Warlock of the West and his apprentice than he'll let on...


1920's Melodrama (Alternative Universe - Roaring 20's Action/Adventure) - Rowena "Rey" Knight has traveled all the way from England to work with the great Luke Waterson, the most decorated and popular reporter to ever have written for the Hosnia City Daily Star. But when she arrives, Hosnia is under siege from the First Order Company, a criminal organization that uses a legitimate business as a front for everything from bootlegging to kidnapping to gambling. Luke Waterson has gone into hiding behind his desk at the Daily Star. His sister, Leia Waterson-Solomon, is the town's mayor, but she and her task force, including bush pilot Poe Damerez, can't hold out much longer against Arlington Snoke and his protege Kylo Ren. The arrival of Rey and former First Order Company worker Finn Finnegan may be what Leia needs to turn the tide. 

1980's Nightclub Story (Alternative Universe - Action/Comedy) - It's 1981. Poe Damerez, with money provided by his boss, Galactic Records owner and president Leia Wallace, has just bought the former Rebel Alliance nightclub in Cherry Hill, New Jersey, just a few minutes outside of Philadelphia. He's hoping to reopen it as a dance club and music showplace...and that his first act will be no less than Leia and the Falcons. The Falcons started as a jazz trio after World War II, before adding two more members and moving on to becoming a pioneering rock and folk group.

Poe has several headaches from the get-go. First of all, while Leia is all for playing a one-time-only gig, none of her former band mates agree. Harry "Han Solo" Shaw, the manager and saxophonist, is now a manager for several low-level groups who is known for his shady activities. Guitarist and dancer Luke "Skywalker" Wallace is living in retirement in Philadelphia and has no desire to rejoin the music business. Laurence "Lando" Craydon has vanished all together. There's also Leia's business partner Amilyn Holdo, who is wary of the entire scheme. Not to mention, the First Order Company is after the land to build a shopping center...and their vice-president Kylo Ren has his own reasons for not wanting the Rebel Alliance Club rise again.


Remember WENN

Maltese Falcon Film Noir Spoof II (Alternative Universe Film Noir/Mystery) - Wrap-around set during the late third or early fourth seasons. Hilary and Scott give two different sides of the tale of a dame who may or may not have gotten a private eye involved with smuggling and murder.

Ceila Short Story - Missing scene set during the first season episode "A Capitol Idea." Ceila says good-bye to the station after she's hired by the guy who wanted her to promote Blondie cartoons.

Fairy Tale Series

Jeff's Story - Aladdin and His Magic Lamp
C.J's Story - Jack and the Beanstalk
Victor's Story - King Arthur
Ceila's Story - Goldielocks and the Three Bears
Mackie's Story
Eugenia and Mr. Foley's Story

Original Children's Short Stories

Stories based after childhood memories, including:

Painting someone else's fence.
Little kids running through other people's yards when Mom and Dad aren't looking.
Beach frolics - walking home from the beach as a child