Thursday, September 4, 2025

Hilary and the Beasts, Part 49

December 30th, 1930

It was all Hilary could do to focus on the matter at hand. Being backstage, especially in a huge, ornate theater like the Nixon, was like being home. The stagehands shouting orders, the actors rushing to their dressing rooms and costume changes, the everlasting scent of greasepaint, sawdust, and oil from the riggings, the pulsing energy. She’d missed it so badly. Once she and C.J dealt with Pavla and she reclaimed what was hers - including her husband - she would start looking for roles again. 

Her brother’s tap on the shoulder broke her reverie. “Sis,” he began as she watched the play where she’d held court for so long from the wings, “I have the record player ready. Borrowed the recorder and acetate album from a guy I know who works at KDKA. Just give me the signal when I get her out here.” His cleft chin turned down, his dark eyes growing serious. “Sis…if she tries anything or if things get ugly, leave. I’ll get the security guards. It’s not worth you being turned into a monster, or something worse.” 

“I’ll be fine, C.J. I need to do this.” She tried to peer into the audience. “The show is just about over. Are Doug and Betty there?”

He nodded. “They’ll be back here the second the show is over. Doug says he already called the FBI. He has in with people downtown. I told the security guards we might need some help dealing with Pavla. I suspect Francis and Jake already had their own suspicions after T.J Hunnicut went missing. They’d love to nail her to the coals.” 

The moment the last act concluded, Hilary stepped back and let the cast hurry off to the dressing room. She longed to talk to them, to ask them how the act went, to bask in perfectly-delivered lines and to discuss how to improve flubbed ones, but there wasn’t time. There was only one person she wanted to talk to now, and she had to catch her before she disappeared to the dressing room. 

Pavla was the last to step off-stage. She was instantly surrounded by admirers - all men, Hilary noticed in annoyance. Most of them were adoring stage door johnnies, but there were some older ones in there, too, including the show’s director Milton Elliot. He gushed at her in a way that made Hilary’s stomach turn, promising her a starring role in his next great magnum opus at the Nixon. 

That sickening piece of Eastern European wiener schnitzel stroked his chin with her sharp, glossy blood red fingernails. “Hold that thought, Miltie. I am going to New York first. I have been offered role in major new musical. It is supposed to be the biggest show on Broadway this season, one that will be watched by producers in London and Hollywood. Perhaps, I will get offer from MGM, Paramount. But,” she fluttered her eyelashes and gave him a simpering scarlet smile, “as you Americans say, keep me posted, alright?” It was all Elliot could do to not melt into a puddle right there…and all Hilary could do to not relieve the contents of her stomach at the nauseating display. She wished she hadn’t had that huge bowl of ham soup with Dad and her sisters before the show.

She drew in a breath and nodded at C.J in the wings, holding the record. It was now or never. Pavla’s admirers had finally dispersed in a cloud of disappointment and overbearing lilac perfume. This would be Hilary’s finest performance, and she knew her role. She stepped out of the shadows just as Pavla started to her room. 

“Hello, Pablum.” She smirked. “Fancy seeing you here. I thought you would have been in Europe, playing with your new husband and his friends.”

She narrowed her eyes. “What are you doing here? Jeff chose me. You need to get over that dependency on him.” 

“Are you sure about that?” She circled the woman with those exotic dark eyes, the auburn hair styled into perfect curls around her head. “I’ve made a few phone calls. An old friend here, City Hall there. Not only are Jeff Singer, Scott Sherwood, and Victor Comstock not in Europe, but they’re not anywhere. No one here or in London has seen them since last September. Which,” she added as she moved in closer, “was conveniently around the same time you came to me and told me everything Jeff owned belonged to you, including Jeff.”

Her own smirk remained fixed on her face. “Maybe I know something you do not know. Jeff bought a mansion…”

“For you?” Hilary chuckled, but it had a hollow sound. “My lawyer already checked that out. Jeff did buy a mansion, a quite lovely one, too, but he signed the deed over a month before he went to Europe. The day before he left, he told me he had a surprise.” Her voice caught as she realized what she was saying, but she tried not to let Pavla hear it. “It was for me. Jeffery bought the mansion for me. No wonder it has a rose garden, and that bedroom looked like it was designed for me. It was.”

Pavla narrowed her eyes, her scarlet lips now pressed together in raw fury. “Why should you have a mansion? You, who have always had everything she could ever want. Loving siblings, loving father, loving husband. Beautiful clothes and homes and producers falling at your feet. Why can others not have those things?” 

Her voice came out in a growl as she matched Hilary’s circle. “Maybe women who did not have your opportunities want that chance. Women who came out of the cesspools of Europe, who lost everything to war, to poverty. When you Americans were drinking illegal liquor and dancing in speakeasies, we in Eastern Europe were scrimping and saving to get on, giving our bodies and our souls just to survive..”

“Is that why you’re so interested in those lovely political groups I heard you joined?” Hilary made her hollow chuckle the most chilling sound possible. “Jeff found out about you and those groups, didn’t he? Scott Sherwood can break any code. He told me he broke codes in France and Spain during the Great War. And Victor Comstock was obsessed with the situation in Europe. He’s worried it might spill over into our country. We’re already dealing with our own rampant poverty here. We don’t need people like your Nazis and Fascists telling us how to live.”

Pavla raised an eyebrow. “Maybe it is not as bad as it sounds. Maybe those people work to make things better.” Her growl dropped even further as she pushed closer to Hilary. “Jeffery Singer and his friends threatened to expose me. He and Comstock already made those recordings for KDKA. I pulled my own strings, made sure they did not get played. Maybe I sealed them in that mansion, where no one would ever find them or their little records. And Sherwood,” she gave a chilling little chuckle of her own, “I made sure he will never again be able to meddle with that code-breaking ability of his, and that Comstock would never be capable of making those little speeches of his ever again.” 

She slowly pushed Hilary against the red velvet curtain. “Maybe I should silence you, too.” Pavla fingered her green glass bead necklace slowly, rubbing each bead slowly and possessively in a way that made Hilary shiver with revulsion. “You would make attractive red kitten in a pretty green bead collar and leash. I could sell you to pet shop in New York, or maybe keep you as my own playful companion. Your precious Jeff would never know. And I,” she whispered in Hilary’s ear, “would have everything you have. Everything I deserve.” 

“So that is how you do it.” It was all Hilary could do not to quake with fear. “You just turn anyone who gets in your way into animals.”

“The women, perhaps, and the men who annoy me. The men who can be useful, like Jeffery…I have other things I’d rather do with them.” She clamped her hand over Hilary’s mouth before she could scream and wrapped the curtain tightly around her body. “Yes, I think you’ll make a very nice kitten. I could say I find you in street, just a sweet little stray who needed a good home. I’ll sell you to pet shop tomorrow. You’ll find that many cat owners in Pittsburgh are not so hospitable as those who own theaters and mansions.” 

That was when she heard the record scratch…and C.J stepped out of the shadows. “Get away from my sister, Pavla!” he snapped fiercely as he held up the record. “We already know what you’re doing. We have everything right here!” 

“You sure did, ma’am.” Betty and Doug rushed over with two nearly identical men in plain, rather cheap suits and fedoras. “Move away from Miss Booth, Miss Nemcova. We’ve been after you for months.”

Doug nodded as Betty ran over to Hilary and C.J handed the record to one of the men. “All of those men in Europe and New York…the actors, the reporters, T.J Hunnicut…they vanished after having relationships with you. You coerced them into promising sexual favors or roles or both before they all suddenly and conveniently disappeared.”

“Jeffrey didn’t marry you because he wanted to, did he?” Hilary stomped over to Pavla the moment Betty got her out of the smothering folds of the red velvet curtain. “He married you because you threatened Sherwood and Comstock. You told him you’d hurt his friends if he went to the FBI with what they knew. He…” Her eyes widened as it hit her. “He told me. They told me. They told us. They’ve been telling us for over a year, but we…but I…well, I didn’t put it together until now.” 

She turned her fiercest, iciest glare on Pablum, writhing in the arms of the taller FBI agent. “Why did you do it? You destroyed all of them, and everyone in that household!”

“I had to.” She wasn’t struggling. In fact, she seemed oddly calm. “Comstock and your dear little husband were threatening to tell the FBI. I already got to Sherwood before they could finish the information. He had a close encounter with hired toughs outside of a pub.” She smirked at Betty. “Seems he was drinking over some silly girl who turned him down for a date and wasn’t thinking as well as he might have been. He went down so easily. I think, he does not want to be so smart anymore. The lady he wanted, she did not want him smart.”

Betty gave her ice right back. “Maybe she didn’t want him hurt like that, either! I love…” Her own eyes widened. “I love him, no matter how smart he is or isn’t.” Doug frowned deeply behind her. 

“You’ll never find him. Not the way he was. I’ll make sure of that.” She dug her high heel in the federal agent’s foot. While he was jumping around, she pushed towards the door. “You’ll never find any of them. By midnight tomorrow, you won’t find anything but animals…and I’ll get the man and the home that I truly deserve.” She melted into the shadows before C.J or the agents could reach her. 

C.J put an arm around Hilary as the security guards hurried in. “Are you all right?”

“Oh Hilary!” Betty finally broke out of her own shock and rushed to her other side. “She’s  the real monster! It’s not Jeff, or anyone in that house. It’s her! Did you hear her? I know what she did to Scott and Jeff…and I can guess she did it to everyone in that household.”

“Oh, I heard it, all right.” Hilary rubbed at her necklace. “She almost did it to me. I wish I could find whatever spellbook she used in Europe and consign it to the nearest trash incinerator. She needs to stick to acting badly.” 

“Miss,” the short, Irish-accented security guard joined them, “we’re sorry, lass, but we canna find Miss Nemcova anywhere. The FBI men are going to check her hotel, but she just…vanished.”

Hilary made a face. “She won’t be found until she wants to be found.” She turned to Doug. “Can you get the FBI men to the large mansion with the rose garden and greenhouse at the end of Mansion Row by midnight tomorrow? The one Jeff purchased. That’s where all this is leading.”

“Tomorrow’s New Year’s Eve, but I’ll try.” Doug put a hand on Hilary’s shoulder. “Please, you heard that woman. She did something to Jeff and the guys, and she almost did it to you. I don’t want any more clients being turned into animals.”

“Oh, you won’t.” She smirked and waved Betty and C.J closer. “We need to go home and talk to Dad and Maple. Doug, call the police and the FBI. We have plans to make. Tell those agents that we have a line on Miss Nemcova, and we’re finally going to take down that Eastern European witch for good.”

Hilary and the Beasts, Part 50

December 31st, 1930

Hilary was worried. She and Maple had called the mansion all morning. She got Mrs. Fox once, but all she’d say was that she was busy and they couldn’t talk long. She told her Dad was better and they’d be home by that evening. 

Their house was thrown into chaos. Hilary held court for most of the evening around the coffee table, making plans. There would be no packing this time. They weren’t sure what they’d find when they arrived, but they made sure they’d be prepared for anything. 

Mackie handled Pavla’s attack and disappearance the night before about as well as can be expected. “She WHAT?!” His horrified roar rattled every plate and piece of cutlery on the table. They’d opted to eat dinner in the living room in order to plan better. “Ginger Snap, I told you she wasn’t to be messed with! She almost turned my oldest daughter into some reject from a pound! And you say she’s got Jeff and the guys and turned them into monsters? Who knows what else she’s capable of?”

“Dad, we do know what she's capable of now.” C.J joined them in the living room, holding a record under his arm. “I just got off the phone with Doug Thompson. He and those FBI agents have called in four more guys from Washington, and he says he’s going to call the cops.” He grinned and held up the disc. “And I went to KDKA and managed to talk my friend out of one more record. You said there’s a recorder upstairs in the mansion?”

“Yeah.” Maple nodded as she sat down with a plate of oatmeal cookies from Christmas. “I told Mrs. Fox to bring it downstairs before midnight. I never understood why they had a recorder, until I did some thinkin’. That last record…we never did get around to listenin’ to it. It was an acetate. What if it didn’t have codes or one of Victor’s speeches on it? What if it had somethin’ else?”

“Like…Pavla?” Hilary closed her eyes, trying to remember that final record. “What if it wasn’t codes? What if it was solid proof that she had intentions to harm Jeff, or at least never had feelings for him other than using anything that got in her path?” She smirked. “As some of you may have noticed last night, she does tend to talk quite a bit when she’s gloating about her evil schemes.”

“She’s a villain, Hilary.” Maple swallowed and gave her a wide, oat-smeared grin. “That’s what all the great bad guys do in the serials and comic strips.” 

Hilary sighed. “Maple, please. And could someone get Betty? She’s been missing all day. I haven’t heard her typewriter at all, so it’s not that.”

“I’ll do it. She listens to me.” Maple hastily swallowed her cookie and hurried upstairs.

She emerged with Betty, who only had eyes for the book Bear gave her. “Why was I so blind?” she murmured in horror. “He was trying to tell me. He’s still in there.”

“Tell you what, Princess?” Mackie patted her hand as she sat on the arm of her chair. “Who’s still in there?”

Betty held out the book, a crude sheath of typewriter paper stitched together with yarn. “The Bear Prince” was badly typed on the front page. “All those stories we’ve been writing, Bear and me. It was his way of telling me, even when he couldn’t tell me.” 

Her brother raised an eyebrow. “Could you enlighten those of us who weren’t there for most of this?”

She nodded, her eyes bright. “We’ve known for a while that Bear was one of the big question marks about all this. Why did Pavla attack his mind like that?” Her eyes went to Maple. “Why did she target Eagle’s voice and hands? He can’t hold anything with wings…like, say, a microphone. And remember what Troll said back in January? Birds can’t talk, and they certainly can’t make speeches about the situation in Europe on the radio.” Her voice became low and dead serious. “And if Bear’s mind is sealed away in darkness, he can’t think to make plans…or decode secret messages about Pavla’s activities in Europe.”

Maple’s eyes nearly tripled in size. “Damn it to hell, Bett, you’re right. No wonder Bear keeps screamin’. She don’t want him thinkin’ well enough to see through her. He always saw through everythin’.” 

“Could someone explain to me what’s going on here?” Mackie sneezed miserably before Hilary could reply. “Eagle? Bear? Bears can write?”

“Bear can. Or he can now. I’ll explain it on the way there.” Betty’s eyes brimmed with tears. “Why didn’t I listen to him? He kept telling me, in his own way. It must have hurt him so much. He blamed himself for what happened…they all did. Why didn’t I hear it?”

Hilary patted her sister’s shoulder and handed her a tissue. “Bad enough the Lost Boys all blamed themselves. It’ll do us no good for us to play the same game. The only thing that will help Bear and all of them now is taking care of Pavla. Midnight is in three hours.”

“I’m going to call the mansion an’ tell at least Mrs. Fox that we’re comin’.” Maple went to the kitchen. “I mean, we called ‘em earlier, but Mrs. Fox barely talked to us.”

Betty gulped. “I’m worried. What if Pavla’s already gotten there?”

“She’s an actress.” Hilary rolled her eyes. “Trust me, I know how I operate. If it were me, I’d make the most dramatic arrival possible. On New Year’s Eve, that would be midnight, when the calendar flips pages and the whole world is lost in kisses and champagne.” 

C.J chuckled and nudged his older sister. “And you’d know better than any of us! You’re the drama queen extraordinaire.” 

Hilary huffed as Betty giggled and Mackie outright guffawed. “Well, someone is going to have to keep Pavla from escaping! I’m the one she knows. She doesn’t really know the rest of you, other than C.J, and he’ll be dealing with the lights.”

“I’m staying with you, Ginger Snap.” Hilary started to protest, but Mackie raised a hand. “You know I got a clean bill of health from Dr. Drake this morning.” He coughed a little bit. “It’ll linger for a day or two, but the worst is over.”

“Are you sure you want to do this, Dad?” Hilary raised an eyebrow. “You couldn’t even handle Troll the first time you saw him.”

“Ginger Snap, you’ll be with me the whole time. And I have a lot more experience acting than even you.” He patted her hand. “This will be my finest performance.”

“Guys!” Everyone’s heads shot up as Maple dashed into the living room, her brown eyes glittering with horror. “Mrs. Fox called me before I could call her. They’re already bein’ invaded…and she says we’re in danger, too. She sent someone to help, but they may not get here in time…”

“What?!” Hilary got to her first. “Maple, calm down.” She rushed to the kitchen and emerged with a glass of water to calm the upset young woman. “Now, here. What do you mean? What do you mean, invaded?”

“She…” Maple gulped the water. “Mrs. Fox said Pavla’s already there. She wasn’t payin’ attention to Mrs. Fox, mostly just Troll.” She ignored Hilary’s indignant yelp. “Apparently, Pavla said somethin’ about sendin’ jerks after us too, and she was sending help…”

Hilary and the Beasts, Part 51

That was when they all heard the pounding on the door. “Open up, buddy! We know you’re in there!”

Mackie’s eyes widened. “Tell ‘em we’re not at home! We moved to Jamaica! We…”

Suddenly, the door slammed open, revealing six men in black sweaters and caps, all of them mean, ugly, and twice the size of Bear. “I surrender!” Mackie immediately threw up his hands. “Take whatever you want! Take the silverware! Take the china! Take me! Just don’t hurt us!”

Hilary groaned as she raised her hands. “Dad, please. Calm down.” She turned her glare to the men. “What do you want with us? We’re poor. We have nothing to steal.”

The largest man pulled out a gun. “We don’t want nothin’ but your time. You ain’t goin’ nowhere, sister. We’ve just gotta keep an eye on you until midnight.”

“But why?” Betty clutched the book Bear made her. “Why us? What have we done?”

Maple made a face. “I think I can guess. Someone wants us outta the way, like in those gangster movies Warners is doin’ now.”

“Now, gentlemen.” Hilary tried to reason with them. “You don’t want to hurt us. You just don’t want us to leave.”

“Our boss,” the biggest smirked, “said we could do what we wanted with ya if any of ya stepped out of line.” He aimed his gun at Hilary. “I don’t know about Pops, and that little one in the back is kinda skinny, but the red-head and the chick with all the makeup ain’t bad.” 

Mackie made a face. “Pops?”

“Skinny?” Betty glared at him. “I’m not that thin!”

That was when Hilary heard the distinct sound of a giant eagle’s wings landing gracefully on their front lawn. “Eagle!” Maple grinned. “Ain’t no other bird make a sound that loud!”

Indeed, they saw a yellow beak peer in first, followed by a familiar white head and two whiskey-brown eyes flooded with horror. And then…nothing else moved. He let out a frustrated squawk, but his wings were wedge tightly in the door. 

“Oh, for the love of…” Maple pushed past the dumbfounded goons and grabbed his stuck wing. “Let me help you. Hey, C.J!” She saw her younger brother staring at those massive wings with his mouth dropped open like a fish. “Could ‘ya give me a hand here? He ain’t a little chick no more! And watch his wing, ok? They’re sensitive.”

“Um, yeah. Ok, sis.” C.J grabbed his other wing. “We’ll have you out in no time, uh, sir. On my count, Maple. One and a two and a…”

It took both of them tugging at him together, but they did finally manage to wedge Eagle into the room. He wore his good black silk shirt and trousers again, but Hilary couldn’t help noticing how badly shredded they were. There were tiny bleeding cuts under his feathers, but his beak was set in a grim line, and that frustration had blossomed into pure fury. 

“Oh boy.” One of the goons aimed his gun at Hilary. “Try anything, Feather Duster, and the old dame gets it.”

“Old?” Hilary shrieked. “I am not old! I am…well seasoned! And that “feather duster” has more intelligence in its little claw than all of you morons have in your tiny pea brains! Or have I said too much?”

“Shaddup.” The little fat goon in the barely-fitting black suit shoved a gun at Hilary. “How’d ya like a snoot full of this?”

Furious, Eagle let out a sharp shriek and wildly swung his wing at the man’s gun, knocking it from his hand. Hilary leaped for the gun as C.J tackled another man. Maple hit the third with a pillow. Victor knocked two more men down with his wings, his furious squawks cracking windows and rattling china.

Mackie slammed the smallest on his chin…and reeled back, rubbing his bruised fist and cursing a blue streak. “What the hell Is your fist made of iron?” His eyes widened over the man’s shoulder as Eagle grabbed the smallest man and tossed him out the door. “And what in holy HELL is that? Where did it come from?”

“The mansion.” Maple grabbed Eagle’s wing and dragged him to her father. “Daddy, this is Eagle, my a-fianced. I never loved a guy more. Don’t worry, Daddy, he’s brilliant, and he only hurts people who fight dirty.” 

“Uh, uh, uh…” Mackie gulped, but he did finally reach for Eagle’s wing. “My…er, boy…it’s wonderful to meet you. I think, anyway. Maple, are you sure about this?”

Maple nudged him so hard, he nearly ended up in his chair. “Daddy, you’ll hurt his feelings!” Eagle started to wave his wings again. “He says that someone needs to tie up the jerks, an’ someone else needs to call the cops.” Her eyes widened as his wings swung wider, dropping feathers and slim shards of colored glass everywhere. “And we need to get to the mansion right away? Pavla’s boys are there? Those slimy monsters?” Her eyes widened as Eagle squawked in horror, flapping his wings against himself. “You were the one Mrs. Fox sent to get help?” 

Betty nodded, her eyes wide. “I’ll go get that rope. There’s twine in the kitchen. C.J, why don’t you call the police?”

Eagle had just finished holding the twine with his beak long enough for them to wrap it tightly around the men when C.J came back, his dimpled face grim. “The police are on their way. I called Doug Thompson, too. He said the FBI agents are on their way to the mansion, along with more police. He’ll meet us there, too.”

Maple frowned as Eagle quickly waved his wings around, his squawks now fast and bone-rattlingly loud. “Whoa, boy, down! I can’t understand you when you talk that fast!”

“How can you understand him at all?” Mackie made a face as he sneezed all over the stout knot on the biggest goon. “All he’s doing is waving his wings around!”

“Dad, hush!” Maple waved him away, watching Eagle’s fluttering wings. “Mrs. Fox sent you, because they were all over Troll and Bear, and you were the only one who could get out?” She brushed the remaining slivers of glass off one of the many tiny cuts on his wing. “You ran as fast as you could and flew out a window? That’s why the glass?” He nodded, swinging his wings at the door. “And you want us to go help them.”

“You better believe we’re going to help them!” Hilary roared. She turned to her quaking father. “Dad, the Ford had BETTER be running. We’ll never get a cab at this hour on New Year’s Eve.”

“It’s running.” C.J put an arm around his quaking father. “I was the last one who drove it.” 

“We have to get out there!” Betty’s eyes filled with tears as she drew Bear’s book into her arms. “Hilary, I know who Bear is. I think…I’ve known for a while, but I didn’t want to admit it to myself. He was so different…”

Her older sister sighed. “And I know who Troll is. I think I’ve also known for months, and I also didn’t want to admit it because he's so different now.” She looked up as police sirens were heard. “But that’s water under the bridge. Maple, get Eagle out of here. We don’t need to explain him to the police. Take the back door. It’s wider, anyway.”

Maple nodded and flung her arms around his neck. “Ya hear that, Eagle? We’re gonna go for our last flight.” Even as she rubbed his wing, there was a small burst of black magic. The mahogany feathers under Maple’s hand shrunk slightly, became smaller, less sharp and more…more bird-like. 

Eagle let out a horrified squawk, staring at his shorter wings with whiskey-eyes that now had a hint of feral yellow in them. “Damn it to all hell!” Maple yelped, her brown eyes widening. “I think I know who you are, and what’s goin’ on, too. We’ve gotta get in the air, before there ain’t nothin’ left of ya to ride!” She shoved him out the back door and into Hilary’s garden.

They got Eagle out just in time. Just two minutes after he took off into the crystalline winter night sky, Maple clutching his back, a whole squadron of Pittsburgh’s finest burst through the same doors where the goons had turned up just a half-hour before. Questioning the goons didn’t prove to be very useful. All they could tell them was a pretty lady sent them and promised to pay them good money if they kept the family living in the house from going anywhere before midnight. They weren’t even supposed to harm them, just keep them from escaping. 

The moment they sent the cops off with the goons and promised to give statements in the morning, Hilary bundled her father and remaining siblings into the Ford. Thank heavens the motor turned over and sputtered for a few minutes, but did finally run. Mackie pushed the old rust bucket to its breaking point, doing his best to avoid the many traffic cops and drunk drivers heading to nightspots downtown or their own family parties for their own New Year’s celebrations.

Hilary leaned out the window at several intervals to check on Maple and Eagle. To her horror, he seemed smaller and smaller every time she gazed into the ebony night. It looked like Maple was still hanging on, though, nuzzling his neck and listening to his confused, feral squawks and hisses. 

“Dad!” Betty gasped when they nearly skidded out on a patch of black ice. “Be careful! We don’t want to get there dead!” She clutched Bear’s book for dear life, her knuckles turning as white as the snow on the lawns. 

“Princess,” Mackie’s protest came out as a near-whine, “I’m doing the best I can and still obey the speed limit. The high temperature today was 29. I can’t help it if Pittsburgh doesn’t do its duty and clear the roads!”

“Could we argue about this later?” Hilary pointed as the Ford skidded on Millionaire’s Row. “Dad, it’s at the end. If the gates don’t open, ram them.”

“Hilary!” He protested as he skidded past sprawling homes with enormous turrets and fanciful gingerbread trim. “This is an eighteenth-hand Ford, not a battering ram! If I tried that, we’d be on the ground in two seconds!”

Thank heavens the gate still magically opened for them, no ramming necessary. Everything seemed the same from the outside, but…Hilary still shivered as she stepped onto the porch. The lights were blazing, but no one was around. There wasn’t even the smallest murmur, as there had been when they arrived in January. 

“I don’t think we’re going to get even the semi-warm welcome we received back in January.” Hilary pulled out a gun. “We need to be on our guard.”

Her father’s chocolate brown eyes widened under his round silver spectacles. “Hilary Bloom, where in the hell did you get that? You don’t know how to shoot a gun!”

“I got it off one of the thugs. He won’t need it where he’s going. I wasn’t going to shoot it. I just want it to look good.” She turned to the trio behind her. “You know the plan? C.J, as soon as we get in there, you handle the lights. Betty, Dad, come with me. I saw Maple and Eagle in the sky. They should be here shortly, if they aren’t already here.”

Mackie trembled on the bottom step. “Um, you know, Ginger Snap, I think I left the Ford running, and the oven is still on at home, and I forgot to turn the living room light off. I’ll meet you after all this is over…” 

“Dad!” C.J grabbed his arm. “We’re going to need all the help we can get here!” Betty rolled her eyes and swatted him with the book. “Besides, you turned the Ford off. I saw you take the keys. I turned the living room light off myself, and no one has touched the oven since dinner.” 

It took the three of them to drag Mackie up the stairs and in the front door. Thank goodness it was unlocked. It fact, it jutted open like it had been forced. Jagged holes gaped where the knob and lock had been. Ignoring her unease, Hilary shoved the three of them through the door before following. 

The moment they got in, Hilary directed C.J to the basement, where the light switch was. Mackie looked up, sneezing loudly the moment his son hurried off. “Do you girls hear that? It sounds like…like…”

Betty gasped as animal roars echoed through the house, shaking its very foundation. “Bear!” She dashed off, following the familiar sound. It was all Hilary and their father could do to keep up with her. “I think I hear them in the ballroom!”

Hilary and the Beasts, Part 52

Monsters swarmed around every crack and crevice, scratching and leveling furniture. It took three to hold Troll back, even as he thrashed and kicked and roared at the top of his bony lungs. The others swarmed in the middle of the ballroom, muffling a familiar, helpless bear’s roar. The entire room was ice cold, probably due to the floor-length smashed window with the eagle-shaped hole to their left. The wind whistled through Hilary’s auburn curls and rustled the ghostly white sheet over the grand piano.

Betty managed to duck around two monsters who grabbed at her, dashing out to the monsters in the center of the room. “SCOTT!” She screamed. “SCOTT SHERWOOD! What have you done with him?”

They watched in horror as the monsters pulled back…revealing Pavla and three monsters leaning over a huge, shaggy bear. The creature was surrounded by scraps of white silk, though he still wore his black trousers. “Thank you, gentlemen, for getting that shirt off him. We’ll do the pants later. He will not need them where he is going.” Pavla purred into his rounded black ear, touched with silver, as she and the monsters rubbed his stomach. “Shh, pretty bear. Calm yourself.” Her monsters stroked his head as she ran her fingers across his neck, softening his growls into barely-heard whimpers. “Yes, little teddy. You will never make fool of me again. You will prance and do tricks by my side.” 

Betty’s screams matched Troll’s furious roars as Pavla yanked a heavy leather muzzle over Bear’s snout. “Tie him down, boys. I do not want him going anywhere until I order him to. He must be made to obey my commands.”

“SCOTT!” Betty pushed another monster aside. “Scott! He’s not an animal, Pavla! Stop hurting him! He’s a human being!” Bear looked up at the sound of her voice, and Betty almost stepped back. His eyes were round, black button eyes…and they were empty, without a hint of thought or human connection. 

Pavla’s laugh was chilling. She was dressed for New Year’s Eve, in a black velvet gown with long, wide sleeves, embossed with thorny crimson roses. “That’s funny, Miss Bloom. I do not see a human here. I see a bear. Boys, deal with them. I need to wrap up my sweet, tame pet.” Those needle-sharp crimson fingernails petted the bear, stroking the thick fur around his sensitive ears. “He doesn’t know you, Miss Bloom. Only that he is my playful little teddy bear. I will take him to Hollywood with me. Perhaps, sell him and his eagle friend to Griffith Park Zoo when I get out there.” 

As she moved back, the monsters swarmed around him, holding more of the thick rope from the basement.  When they finally emerged, the black bear’s paws were lashed so tightly together, he couldn’t move a muscle. “Now,” Pavla pulled out a pair of pliers, “to get rid of those claws. I don’t want him scratching me or my furniture when I take him home tonight.”

“NO!” Betty shrieked as she struggled in the arms of a monster, still clutching the book like a lifeline. “He’s not a pet, Pavla! He’s a man! Scott, please, you have to be in there!”

Hilary tried to hold the others off with the gun as Mackie whined and put up his fists, staying close to his oldest daughter. She waved her gun at the monsters, who gathered around them in a ragged circle. “Which one of you idiots want to take us on first?” She waved the little black gun. “I have a gun, and I’m not afraid to use it!”

“Yahhhh!” Mackie barely managed to dodge a swipe from the largest monster. “Hilary, I don’t think these guys can be taken down with that bitty thing! Maybe an elephant gun. Or a machine gun, like those gangster guys used on Valentine’s Day in Chicago last year. Or you’d need to be Lon Chaney!”

Hilary frowned and looked up as fluttering wings were heard. “Dad, do you hear that?” 

He nodded. “Yeah. It sounds like…a bird? But it’s winter! Most of them went south over a month ago!”

That was when Hilary saw the feathered figure burst through the broken window. “Not eagles!” She grinned. “I think the flying cavalry has arrived!”

Everyone turned as Eagle burst through the window, Maple clutching what remained of him for dear life. He was already barely half the size he had been when he took off from the yard. Even as he crashed to the ground, he shrunk all together into the size of an ordinary bald eagle. Maple tumbled from his arms, knocked unconscious as she landed hard on the polished wooden floor.

“Maple!” Hilary dashed to her sister’s side as the monsters swarmed at Eagle. “Speak to me! Dad, come on. We have to help bring her around!” She patted hard at her face. “This is a bad time to become one of those women who faint around monsters!”

Thankfully, it only took a few minutes for Maple to swat Hilary’s hand away. “Five more minutes, Mama!”

Hilary rolled her eyes and shook her shoulders. “Mama has been dead for years. This is hardly the time to be cute. Remember what we discussed? You need to get the record and recorder.”

“I’m awake, Hilary! Jeez, I just fell off the back of an eagle who kept shrinking the whole time we were in the air! I’m lucky to be here!” She instantly looked around. “Where is he, Hilary? Where’s Victor?”

“Victor?” Even as she looked up, two monsters snatched the eagle, avoiding his sharp beak as he bit and pecked and scratched with his talons. “Oh damn. It is him, isn’t it? I thought that beak looked familiar.” 

Even as Hilary helped Maple to her feet, she heard a growl that definitely did not come from the monsters…and then, the sound of an organ playing “Do Something” loudly by rabbit paws. “They’re here!” Maple nearly squealed as Pavla was stampeded by a golden puppy and a skinny, aged vixen carrying a newspaper in her mouth. The fluffy old white cat with the silver glasses followed placidly behind them before curling up on the sheet-covered piano to take a nap.  

“I’ll take that!” Hilary grabbed Newspaper, his photo on the cover now still, rolled him up, and hit a monster on the shoulder. “Dad, you can have this.” She tossed her father the gun. 

“G…gun?” Mackie stared at it like it would bite him, then at the animals. “What in the hell…”

“Dad, you look pale.” Hilary shoved her knee into the nearest monster who tried to reach for Newspaper. “Maybe you ought to sit down. You are still recovering from that flu.”

“I think,” her father gasped, “that’s a very good idea.” He pitched backwards, fainting dead away…just as the chandelier dimmed. 

“C.J!” Hilary grinned as every light in the entire house went out. “That’s my little brother!” She took the gun, then slammed her knee into the one holding Betty. “Here.” She tossed her Newspaper. “You and Maple go find that record in Eagle’s office, before Pablum’s movie monster brigade gets to it.” She winced as the rabbit jumped up and down on the organ’s keys, making the monsters cover their ears. “And hurry while they’re distracted!” 

Maple had been trying to yank the monsters away from Eagle, but they pushed her aside. “Damn it! Victor, honey, I’ll come back for you! I swear! Betty, come on!” Betty, still clutching the book, reluctantly followed her sister out the door. 

Hilary and the Beasts, Part 53

“Get away, you yellow mongrel!” Pavla kicked hard at the little yellow puppy, sending her flying into the stage. “If you are not careful, I will sell you to pet store in town!” 

She’d just reached for the scruff of Puppy’s neck when C.J hurried in, “Leave that dog alone!” He sent an elbow into Pavla’s chest. “Why don’t you pick on someone your own size?” 

“Good idea.” She smirked down at the aging vixen with the curling copper fur. “I suppose you’re Mrs. Fox. How about us…seasoned…women take on the monsters man…er, monster-handling Troll? Mr. Rabbit,” she sighed at the bunny, who was trying to figure out why the organ no longer played. “Miss Organ can’t make noise with no electricity. You’ll be more useful helping us out over here.”

Mr. Rabbit’s long ears bobbed. He hopped over and tugged at Pavla’s skirt with his sharp buck teeth. “Let me go, you little fur muff!” Pavla tried to kick at him, but Puppy pranced over and nipped at her heels. “Oww! Stop that, both of you!” 

C.J grabbed her arms, yanking them back. “How does it feel when someone doesn’t fight fair?” His soft snarl came out louder than any growl. “I’ll bet you forgot animals have claws and teeth, and most of them have no problems fighting back.”

Troll’s angry roar shook every piece of china in the house. It made the chandelier swing precariously, sending silver tinkles around the ballroom as he wildly kicked at one of the monsters, leaving bloody gashes on its leg. Hilary kicked the other in the most sensitive place she could think of. Mrs. Fox leaped on the biggest monster’s back when it let go of Troll, scratching and biting for everything she was worth. 

“Wait!” Hilary grabbed the monster the moment it doubled over. This monster wore a once-fine suit with a plaid waistcoat. The matted hair under his horns was gray rather than mouse brown, and his eyes followed her bosom the entire time. “I’ve heard of dirty old men, but dirty old monsters?” She jumped back from a hand that reached for her knee. “Wait…T.J Hunnicut?” He nodded, showing very sharp, very even fangs. “Yeah, that’s you, all right. That’s about what your mouth looks like when you’re human. I did hear in the wings that you’re half-wolf.” 

“T.J!” She gasped as he tried to stroke her knee, then let his claws move up to her chest. “Whoa, boy! Watch that animal instinct. I’m no Little Red Riding Hood! For one thing, I’d never wander off the path after such an obvious wolf!”

LET HER GO!” Hunnicut reared back, screaming as Troll’s claws ripped through his fine wool jacket and silk shirt and into his slime-crusted back, leaving nasty gashes. “Don’t you touch her! I love her!”

“Troll!” Hilary almost fell into his arms. “Oh, thank heavens! Are you all right?”

“Yes…” He coughed as he hunched over, his eyes becoming blacker by the second. “But I won’t be…in a few minutes. It’s already taking hold…I don’t feel right…”

Pavla smirked, shoving C.J into the arms of one of the trolls, kicking the rabbit and puppy aside. “You’re both too late. In ten minutes, you will be my husband, bound to me heart and soul.” She first stroked the bear, rubbing at his throat and chest until his whimpers vanished. “This one will never laugh at me again, never mock me with those merry brown eyes. And this one,” she went to the bald eagle, who was on a chain in a cage, “will never raise his voice against me.”

“No, Pavla!” Hilary screeched. “You’re the monster! They’re men, ordinary human men! You’re a sadistic lunatic!”

“No, Miss Booth.” She turned that little grin on her. “I’m a woman who is going to get what she wants. Because…”

Hilary raised her eyebrows as Pavla’s voice continued…but it had a tinny sound to it. Like it was coming from a recording near the stage. “Because I love all Americans. And being married to one means freedom. The freedom to have whatever I want. What a treat, to be molded and glazed until I’m hard and glossy. Yes, Mr. Zanish, I will go with you to Hollywood, stay with you in Hollywood. Make films with you in Hollywood. Yes, yes, a thousand times yes. As you may have already guessed…”

Pavla’s own wide brown eyes followed the sound of her sensual European accent to the corner near the stage. Maple wigged her fingers, grinning next to an old wind-up Victrola that needed no electricity to work. “Hiya, Pablum! Yeah, it’s a recordin’. Don’t you sound all pretty?” She smirked. “Trevor Zanish ain’t even in the US right now. I read in Variety that he’s in London, producin’ shows for Noel Coward! And you didn’t know that?”

“She’s been too busy turning men into monsters to pay attention to one of the top publications of the theatrical world.” Betty flipped Newspaper open and showed him to the crowd in the ballroom. “According to this, Jeff Singer, Victor Comstock, Scott Sherwood, and Jeff’s valet Foley were only in London for a few weeks. They were back by late August, just before Pavla went to Hilary.”

“You told me Jeff never came back.” Hilary’s glare could have frozen Death Valley in the middle of July. “You told me when you showed me the marriage certificate in September that he was still in Europe! You said he gave YOU the house, our apartment, and that he wanted to act with you! You said he loved you!”

“That’s a recording, Pavla. I don’t love you.” Hilary’s eyes widened at feet stomping and tapping on a hardwood ballroom floor on the record. That was Jeff’s voice…tinny, quavery, but clearly there. It held a level of fury she never heard on him before, not even during one of their many spats. “I never loved you, any more than you care about me! Where’s Scott Sherwood? You said if I married you, you wouldn’t hurt my friends or the staff here. Where IS HE?” 

The black bear looked up at an “oomph” as something heavy was thrown on the hardwood floor on the record. “Hi, Vic, Jeff.” Scott Sherwood’s warm tones were jaunty, despite the weary rasp on the edges that indicated a few too many bourbons. Betty’s eyes widened at his familiar voice, still charming despite the undertone of fear.  “Sorry I didn’t have the time to warn ya.” Raspy snarls like Pavla’s monsters nearly drowned him out. “Jeff, I’m ok! Don’t let her push you into anything. She’d never do anything that crazy, not if she doesn’t want this stuff on the air.  I’ll…oww!”

“Miss Nemcova, what depraved acts are you performing on this unfortunate…and admittedly quite inebriated…man?” Eagle looked up from his cage at the stentorian tones of Victor Comstock, his yellow-brown eyes bright and knowing. “Release Sherwood this instant and tell those…creatures…of yours to cease manhandling him, or we will broadcast your Brown Shirt associations to every corner of the known galaxy!”

Troll managed to smirk as he turned his half-black gaze upwards at the shocked Pavla, his fanged grin dripping with near-madness. “Victor didn’t stop the recording after we got Pavla’s confession,” he growled. “He knew she might get desperate. He and Foley never moved from the player. Not until her beasts started hurting Scotty.” Indeed, even as Troll spoke, the record became a symphony of movement, first “oofs” and “owwwws” as monstrous fists met human flesh. That quickly became a strangled scream that may have been Victor as the “oofs” became more prominent, joined by groans.

“I’m really enjoying this!” Maple smirked. “It’s better than any of the radio plays I’ve heard.” She nudged her sister’s arm. “Hey Betty, are you takin’ notes? You should base your next radio script on this!” 

Betty ignored Maple’s wisecracks. She ducked around the monsters, rushing the bear’s side as the clock on the ballroom wall ticked closer and closer to midnight. “Scott?” Those round button eyes showed no hint of recognition as she knelt next to him. “Don’t you remember?” She lay the book in her lap. “You wrote this for me. It’s about a bear who is really a man, a man who made the princess hate him. She becomes trapped in a castle with her two sisters and the bear’s friends, who are animals, too. She falls in love with him as a bear…but she loves him no matter what he is.” 

The monsters swarmed closer, but the others were ready for them. Maple ran to revive her father on the floor as C.J leaped the back of another. Troll snarled at one who reached for Hilary, clawing it until it lay on the floor bleeding and whimpering. Hilary grabbed Pavla, yanking her to the floor as Mrs. Fox ran up the smallest monster’s back and clawed it. Puppy and Mr. Rabbit nipped and clawed at still another monster, tugging at its tattered trousers. 

“You bitch!” Hilary grabbed at her hair as they rolled on the ground. “Troll isn’t the monster here, is he? Neither are any of those men. That’s what they are. They’re the missing men. They aren't monsters! YOU ARE!”

She gasped, her eyes growing wide as Pavla wrapped her hands around her neck. “That’s called survival,” the smaller woman hissed into her ear, squeezing her throat harder with every word. “But you wouldn’t know about that, would you? You, who gets whatever she wants. Who comes from a country where people walk freely on the streets, where their lives haven’t been shattered by war. I never had a family like yours. Never had a doting mama or papa, never had beautiful homes. I grew up on the streets of Prague. But when I saw Jeff…I knew I could get what I wanted.”

“You used him.” Hilary gasped, clawing at her neck. “Used him, the way you use everyone and everything else.” 

“I couldn’t let him and Comstock broadcast their findings, or Sherwood finish the decodings.” Those exotic brown orbs glittered cruelly as she squeezed Hilary’s neck harder. “And they never will. Nor will you. They will be gone, and so will you…AHHH!”

Pavla’s screech echoed in the ballroom as knife-sharp claws and a bony, slimy green arm yanked her off Hilary. Foam flew from his teeth as Troll shoved his grotesque face right in her wide-eyed one. “GET. YOUR. HANDS. OFF. MY. WIFE!”

Hilary gasped and pulled away to her father on the floor, letting Troll wrestle with the furiously struggling Pavla. Maple was just bringing Mackie around as Puppy whimpered and nudged him with her cold black nose. “Dad?” She and Maple helped him to his feet. “Are you all right?” She rubbed the back of his head. “We kind of lost you for a few minutes there.” 

“Ginger Snap, thank god it’s you. I had the worst nightmare…” His knees quaked loud enough to pass for maracas as his terrified brown eyes took in the monsters and the animals nipping at them. “Oh my god, it’s real, isn’t it? I was hoping it was that last flat ginger ale I had at home tonight.”

“Dad, please.” Hilary pushed him back towards the front door. “The FBI should be here any minute. Someone will need to meet them.” She shoved Mr. Rabbit into his arms. “Take him. He’s Jeff’s valet. He was in on the whole plot to discredit Pablum.” 

Mackie looked down at the shivering brown bunny with the twitching mustache. “He does look a little like Foley, doesn’t he? Around the nose, I mean. Same mustache.” He scratched the rabbit’s chin, making him quiver with pleasure. “Hi there, little guy! Why don’t we greet those nice FBI men and try to explain why my son-in-law’s valet has a pink nose and cotton tail?” He walked back to the living room, murmuring to the rabbit the whole time. 

Maple had already gone to the cage. “Victor?” She stroked his feathers. He leaned into her, gently rubbing her fingers. “It’s you, ain’t it? You’re still in there. I wish I’d known that was you on the record sooner. No wonder you were so upset.” She tugged at the lock. Eagle helped her, pulling at the chain that held his neck and trying to bite at the lock. “I’m gonna get you outta here. Hold on, hon!” 

“I can help you there.” Troll shook Pavla until her teeth rattled. “Where are the keys for that cage?” He ran the claws down her black skirt. “I can put runs in this like you wouldn’t believe.”

“Don’t you dare! This dress cost a fortune!” She nudged her back at him and nodded at low-cut neckline exposing a great deal of creamy bosom. “It’s in there.”

“Thank you.” He reached in, ignoring how much she was enjoying his discomfort. Soon as he pulled out the keys, he tossed them to Mrs. Fox. She caught them in her teeth and threw them to C.J. 

“Maple!” He ducked under one of the monsters reaching for him and hurled the keys her way. “Incoming, sis!”

“Thanks!” They almost slipped through Maple’s eager fingers, but she did finally manage to get them in her hands. “Come on, hon! I’m gonna get you outta there. We only have two minutes before midnight!”

It took her three keys, but she did finally get the cage open. Eagle almost purred as he fluttered to her arm, gently taking hold of her wrist with his strong yellow talons. “Aw, hon!” She giggled as he rubbed her cheek with his beak. “Yeah, I love you, too. I really do wanna marry you. You’re the only guy for me, no matter how many feathers you have, or what you do or don’t say.” She leaned over and gave his beak a deep kiss as his tongue rubbed her lips.

“Scott!” Betty had been fumbling with the straps of the muzzle. “Scott, please. You have to be in there! You have to remember! I can’t lose you! Not now!” Bear helped, too, trying to chew at the leather the best he could. It seemed to take forever, but it was really only a minute before she finally slid it off his bruised snout. 

She threw her arms around him. He leaned into her, his black button eyes filling with tears. “Scott, please!” she sobbed. “I love you. You tried to tell me you were still in there. You tried a hundred times, with all the stories we wrote, but I never listened. I’m listening now.” She put his paw on the last page of the book. “This is our story, Scott. You are the prince, and you’re the man, and I’m the princess. And now I know how I want it to end.” She leaned over and kissed him deeply on his furry lips as she gently placed her hand over his paw.

Hilary looked up from Betty’s declaration of love as the clock bonged midnight. She hurried over to Troll, who still clutched Pavla. Pavla had just stomped on his foot and pulled away as she grabbed his arm. “Troll!” She barely managed to breathe. “Yes! Yes, I’ll marry you!”

“You…” Those beautiful, familiar almond-shaped eyes widened in pure joy. “You…will? Even with me looking like…” He swept his claws over his warts and slime and tattered tuxedo. “This?”

“I don’t care!” She threw her arms around him. “I love you, Jeff Singer! You don’t need to give me a house or anything else. I love you because you are you! Even when we fight. Especially when we fight. I love your mind, your acting, the way you tried to save your friends, the way you throw yourself into everything you do. Jeff, what I’m trying to say is…”

Troll threw his arms around her and finally silenced her yammering with a deep kiss, just as the final bong boomed from the old grandfather clock near the stage. Pavla’s screams were joined by the sound of the front door flung in. Five men in plain suits holding up guns, and six more in the dark blue uniforms of the Pittsburgh Police Department followed Doug Thompson, himself in a fine black suit, into the ballroom. 

Mackie stepped back, his wide eyes taking in every bit of the chaos in the ballroom. “What the hell?” Mr. Rabbit leaped out of his arms and dashed over to Miss Organ. The little bunny rubbed at her side and gave it a gentle lick just as the bong ended its final reverberation.

Hilary and the Beasts, Part 54

No sooner did the clock end than the room was filled with flashes of brilliant gold light. C.J stepped back as everyone threw their arms over their eyes. “I think,” he muttered, “I’d better go turn the real lights on. I think there’s people here that these agents really need to see.” He hurried out the door, ducking around his father and two cops with their mouths gaping open at the spectacle.

Maple was so shocked, she almost dropped Eagle. She threw her arms to her face to shield the glare. When the overwhelming brightness finally subsided…she felt a human hand in hers. “Miss…Bloom?” The man whose long, tapered fingers held hers had a long, rather hangdog face, with dark, gleaming whiskey eyes. His wispy light brown hair was missing a bit all together on top. “Thank you…for aiding in our reclamation. I owe you more than I can ever repay.” He gave her a small, boyish smile. “I’m no pilot in real life, but Sherwood does have some piloting ability. Perhaps, we can have him take us up in the airplane he retained from his failed mail service venture sometime in the near future and enjoy another tet’a’tet in the clouds.”

“Aw Vic!” Maple kissed the long, lean visage of Victor Comstock as hard as she could. “I don’t care what we do, as long as we’re together. I wanna hear you talk for the rest of my life.” She threw her arms around them so violently, she knocked him to the floor before smothering him with passionate kisses.

Betty had to jump back as the light surrounded Bear. It entered every crack and crevice, unraveling the heavy rope around his hands before consuming him. When it subsided and she was able to move her arms, Scott Sherwood leaned on her shoulder, one very human hand now resting on top of hers. “Betty, Betty, Betty,” he rasped as those wide amber eyes gazed into her chocolate brown ones. “You sure are a sight for sore eyes…and my eyes are very sore right now. I’ve been trying to figure out how to tell you what was going on for months, but Pavla’s damn curse wouldn’t let me. Writing stories was the only way I could get through to you.” 

“Scott,” she whispered, “I think I’ve known it was you for a long time, since at least Halloween, maybe earlier, but I didn’t want to believe it. You were so, so…” 

He made a face. “Dumb? Ugly?”

“Different.” She gently cupped her tiny fingers around his plump cheeks and pulled his head close to hers. “Look at me, Scott Sherwood. I don’t care how smart you are or aren’t, or what you look like. I love you because you’re you. You mean more to me than any book or mansion ever could.” She squeezed his hand gently. “And I want to write more stories with you. I want to write a happy ending for ours.” 

Scott’s incandescent grin was ear to ear as he pointed at the grandfather clock. “Oh, would you look at the time? I believe Pavla has lost.” He wrapped his thick arms around Betty’s waist, tugging her close to him. “Happy New Year, Betty.” 

She gave him a brilliant white smile of her own. “Happy New Year, Scott.”

When the light around Puppy subsided, a blue-eyed teenage girl with fluffy blonde curls in a black maid’s dress sat on one of the monsters, biting at his hand. She spat his hand out as the man changed into a normal human male wearing a slightly torn suit. “I’m sorry sir, but you were accosting me, my companions, and my employer! You weren’t being very nice!”

Mrs. Fox had jumped on the piano and was nudging Mr. Cat, who hadn’t stirred once during the entire scene in the ballroom. When the lights around them subsided, they revealed a tall, slender sixty-something woman with short copper curls and sharp dark eyes shaking an elderly man with thick white hair wearing a black sweater and slacks. “Tom? Tom Eldridge?” She rolled her eyes. “Oh, for the love of heaven! Would you get a move on? We need to tell the police what’s been going on around here!”

The old man’s owlish eyes blinked under his spectacles as he finally sat up on top of the piano and gave the lady a good hard stare. “Gertie Reece! Where the hell have you been?”

The man who emerged from Newspaper blinked owlishly. He looked exactly like the photo on the front cover in full color, sweater, mustache, and all. “Damn, it worked! They did it!” 

He immediately went to the closest shocked police officer and shook his hand. “Gus Kahana, sir,” he said, singing in John McCormick’s ringing Irish baritone. “Sure as you’re a sight that would turn me mother to mint jelly in our old Irish home! I’ll be more than willin’ to state whatever evidence you’d like against that witch.” He shook his head vehemently at Pavla, who was now held by two cops and screaming at the top of her lungs. “Don’t let her be foolin’ ye. She’s a beguiling one, that lass. Evil incarnate, she is!”

“Foley!” The light around Miss Organ had subsided…revealing a small, slender man with a brown mustache too thin for his long face. “Mr. Foley! It’s your Eugenia!” Though the organ remained, Foley was now accompanied by a plump, sweetly beaming middle-aged blonde woman in a long lavender gown with a dainty lace collar. “Thank you for kissing me!” She threw her own thick arms around him, nearly sending him crashing to the floor. “Now we can get married!” He was too choked in her arms to reply.

Hilary blinked as C.J rushed in and the lights came back on…just in time to reveal her arms wrapped tightly around a slender, almond-eyed figure she knew even better than her own. “Jeff! Oh Jeff, it’s you!” It was him. His black-brown curls were matted to his head by sweat, and his shredded tuxedo could never again be referred to as his best one, but it was unmistakably him. He now filled out the shirt and jacket, those beautiful almond eyes gazing almost reverently into her own.

“Hilary!” He kissed her hungrily all around her neck. “Oh, thank god! Do you know how long I’ve been hoping you’d accept my proposal? I’ve been trying for a year, darling! If you hadn’t accepted, I’d…”

She gently pushed his head away from her neck before he got down into the bosom. “Hold that thought, dear. I’m glad to see you again too, but as you may recall, we do have an audience.”

He blushed, finally taking in her father with his jaw on the floor, C.J and the FBI agents snickering, and the cops staring with wide eyes. “Oh, right. Sorry, dear.”

“Gentlemen!” Maple gathered a pile of folders that sat next to the Victrola. “Feast your peepers on these!” She handed them to Victor. “I think you should be the one to give them out, Mr. Comstock. You did the research.” 

“But they weren’t ready!” Betty turned to Scott. “You hadn’t finished decoding them yet!”

His grin was ear to ear. “Betty, I finished them this morning. My head hurt like hell for the entire afternoon, but I did finish them.” 

“We all read them.” Jeff glared at Pavla as two cops handcuffed her. “You’ll want to have some long talks with her.’ He nodded behind him at the eight men, their suits and shirts in tatters, moaned and rubbed their heads. “She’s not only a spy for the Nazis, the Brown Shirts, and at least two other groups in Europe, she kidnapped and tortured those eight men, my two friends, my valet, and everyone in this household when we threatened to reveal her findings.” 

“I had to think of my career!” Pavla gave the FBI agent an integrating smile. “Now gentlemen, surely you don’t believe that a woman such as myself would be capable of committing such atrocities?”

The agent just rolled his eyes as Victor handed him the bulging folders. “Lady, it’s all here in black and white.” Maple ran over with the records and rolled-up maps as he inspected the folder’s contents. “You boys have been busy.” He nodded as she handed the evidence over to his partner. “We’ll be back tomorrow to question everyone in the household.” 

Jeff nodded at the men rubbing their heads. “Officer, we won’t be pressing charges on any of those men. They were attacked by that woman in the same way we were.”

“Lady, you have been busy.” The biggest Irish cop rolled his eyes. “Ye be comin’ along quietly with us, lass. I think these nice gentlemen from the government want to be havin’ a long talk about your activities in the past few years.”

“No!” Pavla glared at them, struggling. “I’m an actress! I have a show opening in New York tomorrow and a part I’m going to read for in California! You’re obstructing my career!” 

“Yeah, and me old lady is the Queen of Ireland, lass. Tell it to the judges.” Pavla was still screaming as two hulking cops led her out the door. Her screams and protests could still be heard reverberating through the house, making the chandelier shake and tinkle.

“This whole story is crazy. Monsters? Random gold lights? They’re never going to believe this at the office.” The agent in the overcoat shook Victor and Jeff’s hands. “I’m Agent Dawson, from London originally. Scotland Yard has been working with the FBI to track Miss Nemcova for years. Every time someone claimed to have information on her, either they or the information would mysteriously vanish without a trace. When Mr. Comstock called us last August and said you had information on her, I thought we finally had her.”

Victor nodded at the folders. “I believe, sir, that the knowledge my colleagues and I have uncovered here will be enough to place Miss Nemcova in a maximum federal prison or the Czechoslovackian equivalent for twenty to thirty years, and the testimony from the Bloom family, Miss Booth, my employer and colleagues, and the remaining men will likely get her sent away for the remainder of her life.”

T.J Hunnicut was still rubbing the side of his no-longer immaculately coiffed head as he joined them. “What in the hell was that? The last thing I remember, my sweetie Pavla was rubbin’ on my knee an’ chantin’ these weird words in my ear. She said it was a European love poem! How did I end up here?” He squinted at Hilary in Jeff’s arms. “Miss Booth? Where have you been? I’ve been meaning to call you?”

Jeff pushed him towards the agents before he could reach for Hilary’s knee again. “We’ll discuss roles for Miss Booth and me next week, Mr. Hunnicut, after we state evidence to these nice gentlemen.”

“You’ll have to talk to me, T.J.” Scott smirked. “I am their manager. I think we could negotiate.” 

Agent Dawson put an arm around T.J as the other agents filed out with the men. “We’ll talk to you first thing tomorrow, Mr. Hunnicut. Right now, we’ll get you some hot coffee and see if we can contact the other men’s families and get them home.”

“We’d all be more than delighted to state evidence,” Enid added as she trotted next to C.J. “Everyone in this household witnessed her depravity. That’s why she transformed all of us. She didn’t want any witnesses to talk to the press.”

“I am, or was, Mr. Singer’s seamstress who has played music for his and Miss Booth’s shows.” Eugenia pulled Mr. Foley to her side with a blinding grin. “This is my fiancee! We’re going to get married this spring.” Foley, whose cheeks were covered in lipstick marks, just grinned and wiggled his fingers.

Agent Dawson put up a hand. “We’ll come back around noon tomorrow to question all of you. For right now, you’re all going to have to stay in Pittsburgh, but…” He shook Jeff’s hand, then kissed Hilary’s. “Happy New Year to all of you, and we appreciate everything you’ve done here tonight! You’ve brought a woman we’ve been after for years to justice. We owe you more than we can ever repay.” 

“Put Pablum…Pavla away where she can never steal anyone’s roles or lives again.” Hilary smirked. “That’s more than enough pay for any of us.”

The Agent gave her a charming grin of his own. “We’ll see to it, miss. Happy New Year.” He finally followed the last of the cops out the door. 

“Well.” Hilary squeezed Jeff’s hand. “All’s well that ends well, as Shakespeare would say. I’ve been waiting to see Pablum get her just desserts since she came to me with that letter from you last August, Pumpkin.”

“Letter?” Jeff frowned. “I did give Pavla a letter for you, but I was trying to tell you she couldn’t be trusted. She must have doctored it, made it look like I was leaving you. You know I’d never leave you, Mittens.”

She rolled her eyes. “Unless we start quarreling again.”

“Scott,” Betty turned towards him as Mr. Eldridge handed him the sheet from the piano. “What did Pavla do to your head to, well, block you like that? That’s what it was, wasn’t it? You kept moaning about a black light that hurt, like lightning.”

His face became a stone mask as he flung the sheet around his bare chest like a slightly dusty cape. “I don’t remember much about that night. Right after we got back from Europe, in late August, I think. I called you for a date. You said no, rather loudly. Something about your radio plays, and Doug was taking you out. You didn’t even want to talk to me.”

“I was working!” Betty made a face. “And anyway, I still thought at that point that you, well, that you weren’t trustworthy. I’ve heard about your cons, Scott. Yes, I liked you a lot, but you always seemed a little too smart for your own good.” 

Doug frowned. “Late August? That’s right before Pavla turned up at my office, claiming she just married Jeff, and everything he owned belonged to her.” 

He nodded, rubbing his head. “Yeah. She used me to make Jeff sign that contract. It was less than an hour after I called Betty. I had one…well, maybe five…too many beers, and I wasn’t thinking too well when Pavla and her walking Halloween masks ganged up on me in the alley behind that speakeasy downtown. They worked me over, then tossed me in a truck dragged me to the mansion.”

“We heard that part on the record.” Betty put a gentle hand on Scott’s shoulder. “You don’t have to tell us the rest if it’s too painful.”

Scott closed his eyes again as his breathing became rougher, his skin pale. “I was still kind of groggy at that point, but I did catch Pablum saying something about my not being smart enough to meddle with her anymore. Then…” He gulped, grasping Betty’s hand in his as his voice quivered. “She placed her fingers on either side of my temples, and she sent this bolt of black lightning. The pain was so sharp…” Sweat rolled down his forehead as Betty squeezed his hand. “Sharp, sizzling. She must have sent a hundred gigawatts or more of that black lightning into my head. It was like everything I ever knew, every light that was on my head was beaten and slashed into submission and locked away.”

“We can vouch for the lightning,” Victor added, unable to keep the horror or sadness out of his beautiful voice. “Jeff, Mr. Foley, and I all witnessed Pavla place her fingers to Sherwood’s temples and send that intense black lightning into his brain. From what I could see, the frequency was ten times stronger than any ordinary bolt of lightning from a thunder storm. He screamed in agony…” 

Victor’s own voice paused, then darkened. “But then, the screams became growls. She chanted what I thought was an obscure poem in Czech, but I now believe was really the words of a black magic spell. It said something about sealing his mind away, bringing the bear to play.”

Maple leaned into him, wrapping her own hand harder around his. “I instructed Mr. Foley to evacuate the household, including the reporter and truck driver who had arrived earlier, asking about a story. None of them needed to be involved in an affair that did not concern them. I then swiftly absconded to the nearest exit to call the FBI and gain the aid we would require to vanquish Pavla and her powers.” 

The dark brown brows narrowed in shame and fury. “After what we witnessed and what she did to Sherwood, I knew we would need more aid to deal with her malevolence.” He sighed, his deep voice catching in his throat. “I was a foot from the front door when three of Pavla’s brutish trolls cut me off. I did attempt to fight the creatures, but they worked me over the way they did Sherwood and dragged me back to the ballroom.”

“I saw her do it.” Now Jeff’s own rich tenor caught in his throat. “Pavla said she cursed them because of me. The more light she sent into Scott, the furrier he became. When she finally moved her fingers…there was a bear laying on the floor in his clothes.” 

Hilary put her arm around her ex-soon-to-be-husband, pulling him close. “I told her I still wouldn’t marry her. Not in a million years. I wouldn’t marry her, and I wouldn’t give her the house. I wanted it for you, Mittens. This house was always for us.” Now his breathing quickened, and he turned pale. “She grabbed my arm, shoved me back into the piano. One of her monsters grabbed Victor by the throat and dangled him over the floor like a fish on a hook. Two more shoved Foley next to me, held him there. He screamed, but no one really heard him.” Foley nodded, his own eyes wide and sorrowful.

“I ran into the ballroom with Enid and Tom, just as she chanted…something.” Gertie made a face. “I didn’t understand it. I don’t speak Czech. But it sure sounded like a magic spell to me.”

Enid frowned. “I know some Czech. My grandparents originally immigrated from that country. Grandmama taught it to me. She said ‘Bind your souls, your voice, your minds, bind your hearts to mine. Animals you are, when the year has begun. Animals you will be, when the year is done. Young master, so fair, so kind, be seen as a monster in heart and mind.”

“That’s what she wanted, Mittens.” Jeff rubbed Hilary’s back. “She wanted to drive you - and anyone else who might try to break the curse - away. And she really didn’t want the cops or the FBI identifying us.”

Mackie smirked. “Oh, I get her game. She tried to make Scotty less smart, make it so Victor couldn’t talk or sound like an egghead, and make you less like a matinee idol, Jeff. She thought no one would recognize you guys if you didn’t look or act like you usually do.” He buffed his fingernails. “I saw through that curse all along. I knew it was Jeff the moment I set eyes on him back in January. I was just kind of playing along.”

Hilary chuckled as Jeff rolled his eyes. “Sure you did, Dad.” She just shook her head. “I distinctly remember you telling me that you thought he was a horrifying monster and you couldn’t get out of the mansion fast enough.”

“Well,” Mackie sputtered, “it was scary in that hot house, and I just picked one rose! You didn’t have to throw a fit over them, Jeff!”

“Those roses meant everything to me! I transferred them from our rooftop garden in New York before I sold the apartment. Hilary and I nurtured them from seedlings and twigs. They were like our own children.” He pulled Hilary closer and leaned into her. “And now they're yours, Hilary. And ours. I meant what I said. Will you marry me…for good, this time? No Mexican wedding. We’ll be married right here, in our own home.”

Hilary grinned. “No wonder I knew those roses. They’re our babies from the garden in New York? A mother does know her own children. That’s why you threw such a fit when Dad brought one home. Because those flowers mean a lot to both of us.” She rubbed his back. “And children should have their mother. Yes, Jeff, I’ll marry you again. No matter how often we fight, you really are the one for me.”

“Betty,” Scott squeezed her hand again, “I don’t have a mansion for you. I don’t even have an apartment for you. Not even a rose bush. I was living with Victor in his place in downtown Pittsburgh before all this happened. I can offer you love.” 

“Oh, I accept your proposal.” She leaned on his shoulder. “But I do want to know why Jeff bullied you so much. You were a bear. He was a skeletal troll with practically no muscle. You were three times his size! You could have knocked his block off.” 

“He couldn’t.” Jeff’s face fell at the same time as Scott’s. “Nor could Victor, or anyone else in the house. It was part of the curse. I bought the house. I was its master…and they were all under my control.” He signed as Scott rubbed his head again and Victor rubbed his neck. “I had no idea what to do with Scott after he finally woke up. I felt so guilty about causing all this and being the reason he’d been damaged. He couldn’t manage anything with his mind like that, so I told him he was a servant and could do simple household chores.”

Gertie sighed. “I’d known Jeff’s mother and father for years, and Scott’s aunt, too. They brought Victor in after Jeff hired him. I’d always helped to take care of them. It nearly killed me to see how they all blamed themselves for what Pavla did to them.”

“We could only regain our human shape at night, in dreams.” Victor rubbed his neck. “And Miss Nemcova demanded conditions on even that ability. Scott and I usually spoke for Jeff, allowing him to focus on his career with Hilary. Pavla wished to confuse you, to keep you from achieving full recognition of our personas. This is why Scott and I were silent and forced into the shadows during the night.” He gently laced his fingers through Maple’s. “You don’t know how badly I wished to reveal everything to you. I have never seen a woman fight to reclaim her lover the way you do. But the curse…”

“It’s ok, Victor.” She leaned into him, smiling. “You’re my Prince Charmin’. You were worth fightin’ for.” 

Scott winced as he rubbed his throbbing temple. “Yeah, that’s why they kept attacking Victor’s neck and my head. Pavla didn’t want us giving the game away. I’d already tried to tell you what was going on with those stories, Betty. That’s why I looked forward to them. That locked-away part of me was screaming to make you see the truth.” He let out an angry bear growl. “Pavla knew that, too. That’s why Vic couldn’t talk, why none of us could write, why Jeff and the household couldn’t explain what was going on. She really wanted to erase the truth…and she almost did it.”

“How about you?” Doug Thompson raised an eyebrow at Gus Kahana. “You seem a little out of place here. What’s your involvement? You’re a reporter, not a servant.”

“Yeah, a reporter and a truck driver, see,” said the voice of Edward G. Robinson. Gus laughed at Doug’s raised eyebrows. “I’m pretty good at that. I work for a small-time paper here in town, when I’m not hauling melons from Sarasota or doing local vaudeville. I caught wind of a scheming European actress who married a big-time Broadway star, only for him to vanish. Sounded like a story to me.” He made a face. “The little lady caught wind, see. Last August, she told me to come to the mansion, and she’d give me the story. I came in just as she was making Sherwood’s head light up like Coney Island. She didn’t want no witnesses, see?”

Doug’s eyes had been on Betty gazing lovingly at Scott. He sighed and finally put an arm around Gus. “Why don’t we get you to the cops? I don’t imagine either the truckers or your newspaper office are open at this time of night.” He shook Betty. “I’ll call you tomorrow, ok?”

Her eyes barely left Scott’s. “Hmm? Oh.” She finally smiled at him. “All right, Doug. We owe you so much.” She gave him a kiss on his cheek. “Happy New Year.”

“Yes, Doug.” Hilary grinned and also gave him a kiss on the cheek. “That’s for finally getting through to City Hall. You’ll be seeing a bigger bonus from us when we talk to you next week about joint ownership of the mansion.”

Gus chuckled as Doug turned six shades of red and everyone laughed. “Happy New Year, everyone!” He shook Jeff’s hand. “I’ll call you for an exclusive interview after I finish hauling this load of bananas to Philly.” 

“I hope you make the front page, Gus.” Jeff grinned. “Or at least, get better vaudeville bookings. That’s quite a talent you have.”

“Oh, this?” Gus laughed as he went back into W.C Fields mode, then put an arm around Doug. “I do believe, my good man, that a night like this calls for a drink. Why don’t we see if there’s still a bar open at this ungodly hour and perhaps indulge in more than a little liquid libation?”

“Sounds good to me.” Doug chuckled and followed him out the door. 

Mackie grinned. “Yeah, it’s New Year’s Day! We need to celebrate my adding three son-in-laws to the family.” He put an arm around Mr. Eldridge. “How about we take your lovely older lady into the kitchen and see what we can dig out of the wine cellar? Bet an old place like this must have some doozies hidden away in ancient caskets.”

“I don’t know about that, sir.” The gentle old man shrugged. “I do know we have spirits in the basement, and even a few bottles of wine. We can go get those.”

“Oh, for heaven’s sake!” Gertie rolled her eyes. “I know where the wine is. I’ll get it. You two dig into the icebox and heat up those appetizers I made this afternoon for New Year’s Eve. We can call it brunch, since it’s practically morning.” 

“I like that even better!” Mackie flung his other arm around Mr. Foley, nearly knocking him to the floor. “How about we get some grub?” He grinned at Eugenia, who was chatting with Gertie. “And maybe we can get you from A to B with that plump little morsel you have over there. If you’re gonna get married, you’ll have to know what to do with her.” Mr. Foley nodded, grinning, his nose twitching as they followed Gertie, Eugenia, and Mr. Eldridge to the kitchen.

C.J turned to Enid, who gazed at him with adoring blue eyes. “Uh, um, you were really brave there, Miss. The way you bit that monster…well, it was really something.”

“Oh no, sir!” Enid barely breathed. “You were the true hero! You were the one who manipulated the electricity so we could confuse Pavla and her minions. You launched yourself bodily on the monsters to rescue your sisters. You were so brave!”

Now C.J was the one turning red. Hilary chuckled as her brother scratched the back of his neck. He didn’t really know what to do with anything that didn’t involve electricity. “Um, yeah. Thanks. Why don’t we talk about this in the kitchen? Sounds like there’s going to be food there, anyway.”

“Oh, yes!” She took his arm. “You can tell me about your electrical work, and I can discuss my stories with you. I’m going to be a writer when I return to my schooling, just like your sister. You wouldn’t believe how much she’s helped me this year.” Enid was still prattling about writing and stories as she and C.J strolled to the kitchen. 

Betty nearly doubled over laughing. “Poor C.J. I was wondering when some girl was going to finally drag my little brother away from his machines. Enid’s a sweetheart, and honestly not a bad writer. I think she might be good for him.”

“If he can get a word in edgewise!” Scott took her arm. “You know Betty, I’m not really hungry. Why don’t we take that wine to the library and talk about our future? We’ll need to find a place of our own. Somewhere near the Pittsburgh Public Library and KDKA. Maybe I could even get a job there along with managing Jeff.”

“I’d like that.” She kissed Scott gently on his lips. “Happy New Year, my sweet bear.”

“Happy New Year.” His voice was husky. “I love you.” 

“Yeah.” Hers was a whisper. “I love you, too.” They headed towards the kitchen hand in hand.

“Maple,” Victor squeezed her hand. “Unlike Sherwood, I do have an apartment to offer you. I got Jeff to check, and yes, I do still own it. It’s a modest dwelling in downtown Pittsburgh, but it’s close enough to the mansion and your family’s home for both our needs. I am still Jeff’s secretary, as well as a broadcaster on KDKA. I am a man of far smaller means than my employer, but I do know I can offer you my heart and soul. I owe you more than I can ever repay, and…”

Maple just put a finger on his dry peach lips. “Shh. I’d fly anywhere with you, Victor. I love you.” 

He squeezed her hand. “I love you too, Miss Bloom.” They followed the other two back to the kitchen, Maple leaning wistfully on Victor’s shoulder.

“You know, Jeff,” Hilary frowned. “There’s one last question that no one has answered. Why have you spent the last year asking me to marry you? You threw that question out every chance you got. It actually got a little annoying.”

“It was part of the curse!” Jeff bit back his troll growl. “Pavla said that if I could get you to marry me the way I was, looking like I did, it would break the curse. If I didn’t, I’d end up like Hunnicut and all those men she snared, just one of her goons. Everyone else in the household would be full animals, and Gus and Eugenia would just be an ordinary newspaper and organ. She wanted to sell Scott and Victor to zoos for humiliating her with that record.” 

Hilary’s growls matched Jeff’s. “Oooh, that trollop! She was the real monster here! It wasn’t any of you. It was her all along! Not one of you deserved that, not even Scott.” 

“Hilary, it wasn’t just the curse.” He rubbed her back. “I missed you. I missed caring for roses with you. I missed acting with you. I wanted this house to bring us together. I even had it decorated to our tastes. That’s why I destroyed my rooms. It was supposed to be our room, but then Pavla caught wind of our broadcasts in Europe, and what we found out. She followed us back here in late August and told me that if I married her, she wouldn’t hurt my friends or reveal that we’d been doing to her superiors.” 

She nodded. “I missed you too, Jeff, but you leaving me like that…Jeff, you hurt me. Hurt me deeply. What Pavla told me hurt just as much as that bolt of lightning to Scott’s head. Maybe more. You were my world, Pumpkin, and when you left…I had nothing.”

“That’s not true.” He took her hand. “You’re the strongest woman I know, Hilary Booth. You’re a brilliant actress. Your family adores you. You’re a better woman than Pavla ten times over…and I think she knew that.”

“She did. She said she wanted everything I had.” She rubbed his hand in that same familiar way. “I didn’t really realize what I had until I lost it. Until I lost you.” 

“Why don’t we start healing?” He rubbed her knuckle, making her moan. “I’m not really hungry or in the mood for libations. Let’s go to the hot house and check on our children.” 

“I like that.” She gave him one last, deep kiss. “Happy New Year, Pumpkin.” 

“Happy New Year, Mittens.” He gave her that warm smile that always turned her into mush as they made their way out of the now-silent ballroom and out the front door.

Hilary and the Beasts - Epilogue

Epilogue, Radio Station WENN, Writer’s Room, September 1941

“That seems kind of…complicated, Hilary.” Betty looked up from her notes as Hilary finished her description. “It’s a bit too complicated and much too dark for a kid’s show.” She grinned. “But it might work for our crime anthology Vengeance Is Mine. We turned Hamlet into a detective mystery and Macbeth into a crime caper. Why not make Beauty and the Beast into a gothic Agatha Christie mystery? It would be different, anyway.”

Maple nodded, flipping through her own script.  “Vengance Is Mine is on Tuesday. We could all help you write it between shows. We have time.” 

“Now I’m looking forward to Tuesday.” Hilary sighed. “However, that doesn’t settle the question of what to do with our beasts. Where are Jeff and Scott, anyway? I thought Jeff might have gone home. No idea where Scott went.”

No sooner did Hilary speak those words than they heard three loud, angry voices back near the reception area. They all jumped up at once and dashed to Gertie’s desk…to see three familiar figures stumble into the lobby. All three held ice bags to eyes.

“Oww! Sherwood, could you please not push that ice bag so hard?” Victor Comstock stumbled in first, followed by Scott Sherwood, who held a bag of ice to a huge black and purple spot over his right eye. “It hurts abominably!”

“Sorry, Vic, but I haven’t done nursing in twenty years. I’m a little rusty.” He was trying to reach around Jeff and hold ice to his own eye. 

“Guys,” Jeff complained, holding ice to his own shiner, “could you two comedians keep it down? You know there’s still shows going on.”

“Victor?” Maple raised an eyebrow. “What happened to you? First of all, you were a perfect gentleman on our date, and as far as I know, you ain’t lied to anyone. Second, ain’t you supposed to be in Washington?”

“I am!” He rubbed his head. “I was in such a terrible hurry getting to the station, I ran into the door of the radio store downstairs. I saw stars for ten minutes before I ran across Sherwood. He and Jeff aided me in purchasing ice from the Buttery before they closed.” 

The three women exchanged amused looks, then doubled over laughing. “You look so cute like that!” Hilary had to grab the side of the desk. “It’s adorable! You really are our Lost Boys.”

“Yeah,” Maple added, giggling through her gloved hand. “Now you all match!” 

“It’s what all of you deserve,” Betty smirked, “putting us through hell tonight! You in particular, Jeff. Why did you drag me into making Hilary jealous? I did it because it was your idea.” 

“Because I thought it would get us arguing again.” He sighed and rubbed his own eye. “That’s usually the way to true love for us.”

“Miss LaMarsh,” Victor took Maple’s hand with the one that wasn’t holding the ice to his bruised eye, “I did enjoy our date tonight. Sherwood explained to me tonight that your previous relationship was in the past. I meant what I said. I am being called to Washington, but I’ll be back by the day after tomorrow. I genuinely do wish to continue our date then.” He gave her a lopsided peach smile. “I believe I have enough time before my train to accompany you to the trolley stop.”


She took his arm. “Aww, how gentile of you, Mr. Comstock.”

“I believe,” he corrected, “that the word is ‘gentle.’”

“Yeah.” Her smile could have lit up the entire building. “That too.” 

Betty sighed. “Scott…”

“Betty, I swear, I haven’t had a relationship with Maple in years. I feel more like she’s the sister I never had. Even when we were lovers, we were really more like friends. That’s why we broke it off.”

“I believe you, Scott. Maple told me.” She sighed. “Scott…why don’t we talk about this over a real dinner at the Buttery? It should still be open.”

His grin was even brighter. “You’re willing to go out with me? Even after tonight? Really?” His grin fell. “Didn’t you want to go out with Victor? I know you were waiting for him earlier. I know you want everything to go back to the way it was…before.”

Betty sighed, running a finger over the desk. “I’m not sure what I want anymore. I do know,” she finally turned back to him, “that I owe you an apology for tonight, and for my behavior since last week. You saved my life. That means something. Yes, Scott, you are brilliant…but more than that, you care. And that’s what matters.”

“Betty Roberts, tell me more.” He took her arm as they got their coats and led her out the door and after Maple and Victor to the elevator.


Jeff sighed and turned to his ex-wife. “Hilary…”


Jeff sighed and turned to his ex-wife. “Hilary…”


“No, Jeff.” Hilary made a face. “Don’t even try. I’m not going out with you. Not after tonight. Why did you flirt with Betty? You never showed the slightest interest in her before!” 


“I told you, Hilary, I did it to get us arguing! I feel the same way about Betty that Scott does about Maple. Betty and Maple are like my sisters, but I don’t love them that way.” He took her hand. “I love you, Hilary. I always have. And I always will. I swear, I will find Pavla and get her to annul that marriage contract.”


“And then we’ll just get married and divorced again.” She sighed. “Jeff…give me time. All of this hurt. She told me you loved her! I didn’t know it was a doctored monologue! It seemed real to me!”


Jeff nodded. “Hilary, whenever you’re ready, I’m right here. I always have been.” He gave her that boyish smile of his. “Can I walk you to the trolley, at least?”


“No.” She shook her head and reached for her coat. “No, Jeff. I’ll be fine. I’m a big girl. I have to water our…my roses anyway. They’re waiting for me. I’ll see you tomorrow.” 


She hurried out faster than she meant to. It was all she could do not to cry as she watched Betty, Scott, Maple, and Victor chat animatedly as they waited for the elevator, even as Victor held the ice to his eye. She decided to take the stairs. They were all chattering about their upcoming dates and the station and their Beauty and the Beast idea. She really didn’t feel like hearing talk of romance right now. 


As she hurried down the steps, she was surprised to hear steps. Eugenia made her way upstairs, holding hands with Mr. Foley. The looks on their faces could only be described as adoring. “So there you two are! I take it your date went well.” 


Mr. Foley nodded, grinning ear to ear. “Oh yes, Hilary!” Eugenia breathed, squeezing Foley’s slender hand in her plump one. “We had the most wonderful time in the world! Do you want to hear about it?”


“Tell me tomorrow. My roses are calling me.” She managed a wan smile. “Good night, you two.” 


“Good night, Hilary!” Eugenia tugged Mr. Foley along before he could do more than wave at her. 


Hilary sighed. Her roses were calling her. Maybe they could make her forget how badly this night went…and make her forget how much she wanted Jeff. How much she wanted to say “I do,” even when she couldn’t, and shouldn’t. Even when he wasn’t hers. Especially when he wasn’t hers. Maybe she’d show him how it felt to hurt the way she had. And then…then maybe…she’d consider loving him again. Maybe. Someday. She finally sighed and finally made her way down the stairs and into the dark autumn night.


The End