This is a list of stories I'm working on, hope to work on soon, and am developing ideas for. Keep in mind that this list can and will change depending on what I'm interested in at any given time and what else is going on in my life.
Currently Working On:
Star Wars Original Trilogy
Fairy and Folk Tales
Robin Hood
Coming Up Next:
Star Wars Original Trilogy
Novels/Novellas
Superhero Story (Alternative Universe 1970's Superhero/Action Fantasy) - Leah O'Malley is an intern in corrupt Coruscant City by day in 1977. By night, she's Force Girl, a superheroine who is a member of the Rebel League, a society of superheroes and vigilantes who fight the regime of the evil Mayor Palapatine and the devious Chief of Police/super villain Derek Veder. Lucas Weston is a geeky college kid and major comics fan who discovers that the owner of a local book store/comics shop was once The Negotiator, a great World War II/Golden Era superhero...and that Lucas is the inheritor of a superheroic dynasty. Lucas seeks help from Harris Arietta, a carpenter and handyman whose dog Chewbacca always rides with him and acts as a Team Pet.
Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
Novels/Novellas
Resistance Kids: The Last Good Cop (Alternative Universe - 1950's) - Rey is the first student at Luke's new police school, but he's wondering if he should give up teaching after the destruction of his previous school. Meanwhile, the First Order Gang is back on the street, including Ben Solo, and they're gunning for blood. Then Poe's beloved sports car blows to bits in front of his eyes, and Hank vanishes and his business is ransacked.
Remember WENN
Novels/Novellas
Once Upon a Time In the Land of WENN (Alternative Universe Fantasy/Fairy Tale) - Even when Elizabeth and the others leave Port Harbor, looking for the Emerald Talisman, trouble follows. Lady Gloria Redmond has no desire to even discuss the magic that caused her so much grief. There's also the evil candy witch Pavla Nemcova, who has both Jeff Singer and Sir Victor Comstock in her grasp, to contend with.
In Development:
Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
Novels/Novellas
Troop Beverly Hills (Alternative Universe - 1980's Comedy) - Leia Ortez-Solo is one of LA's best criminal defense attorneys, but her home life is a mess. Her husband, race-car driver and car repair shop chain owner Harry Solo, is threatening divorce. Her son Ben just got out of jail for arson and armed robbery. On a suggestion from her best friend, romance novelist and amateur astrologist Amilyn Holdo, she takes a position as the head of her niece Rey's Wilderness Girls troop. No one else has been able to figure out what to do with this motley assortment of rich girls and tough tomboys who aren't into the usual cookie-selling and craft-making. Good thing Leia isn't, either. She's determined to show everyone - including Edgar Snoke, the militant head of the First Order Troop - that it takes all kinds to make a Wilderness Girl, whether she lives in the wilds, or the wilds of Beverly Hills.
Hello Leia! (Alternative Universe - Musical-Inspired) - Leia Solo-Levi is the best-known matchmaker in New York City in 1907. She's hired by her ex-husband Harold Solo to find a match for their son Benjamin, who can't make up his mind between the severe police chief's daughter and anarchic son of one of New York's richest men. What she wants is to re-marry her husband, but he has his eyes on a woman in town. Meanwhile, she engineers a meeting between Harold's clerks Poe and Finn and two cute girls in Manhattan, Rey and Rose. They all come together at Harmonia Gardens, the restaurant owned by Leia's brother Luke, for a most memorable evening.
Remember WENN
Novels/Novellas
Captain Victor, Man of Power (Alternative Universe Superhero/Action) - Set directly after the first season episode "There But Before Grace." Tired of dealing with (and being run all over by) sponsors and confused about his feelings for Betty and Grace Cavendish, Victor Comstock imagines himself as one of those new superheroes that have become popular with the kids, Jeff as his sidekick, Betty as the new girl reporter on the block, C.J as a scientist, Ceila as the daughter of a missing scientist and Victor's other sidekick, Hilary as a snooty actress-turned-society-reporter, Mackie as their boss, and Grace as a Dragon Lady-type villaness.
The Best Radio Christmas Pageant Ever - A kind of "missing scene" story set during the early first season. Victor wants to present the story of the Nativity on the airwaves, but the kids starring in the show are unruly, Hilary wants a bigger role, the sponsor is turning the show into a commercial, and Ceila will have nothing to do with it. And there's reports of a major snowstorm heading for Pittsburgh...
On the Edge of the Precipice Series
The Fox and the Falcon - Betty finds herself head over heels involved in espionage when the true leader of the spy ring becomes known...and Victor Comstock returns with startling news...
Remember WENN Fairy Tale Series
Hilary's Story: Beauty and the Beast - Wrap-around segments set day after fourth-season episode "You've Met Your Match." Story based around third and fourth season. Angry at Scott and Jeff for their behavior the night before and in the past few months in general, Betty and Hilary concoct the story of two sisters who discover that the beastly owner and manager of a dilapidated theater may not be what they appear on the outside...or even inside...
Mr. Eldridge and Gertie's Story: The Man Who Minded the House - Set after and based around the fourth season episode "Work Shift." Mr. Eldridge recalls the story of how a man and a woman (him and Gertie) learn that the grass isn't always greener in someone else's work area when he takes over her household duties and she works in the fields.
Needs Work/On Hold:
Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
Novels/Novellas
The Road to Coruscant (Mid 20th Century Alternative Universe) - Ben Kenobi and Anakin Walker are singers taking their vaudeville act on the road. Anakin is forever coming up with moneymaking schemes that get them into a few little problems with the law, to the annoyance of Martin Windu, their long-suffering manager. They have no problems romancing the ladies, either...until they encounter beautiful, elegant dancer Patricia Amidala. Patricia, a genuine noblewoman, is in a heap of trouble with the nasty Count Dooku and Lord Palpatine. Anakin says it's up to them to get her out of it. Ben...wishes they could just go home to Los Angeles, but Anakin is his best friend, so he does it anyway.
Fairy and Folk Tales
Swan Lake
Star Wars Original Trilogy
Han Solo, Private Eye (Alternative Universe 1940's Mystery/Thriller) - Han Solo is a private detective with a squalid apartment in one of the shadier parts of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania in 1947. He's a bit surprised when rich dame Leia Ortez comes to him to find out who murdered her adopted parents Bail and Breha Ortez. Han, Leia, and Han's big partner Chuck go from the Wharf to Society Hill in order to flush out the corruption at the very top of the City of Brotherly Love...and flush out a not-so-brotherly killer.
Western (Alternative Universe Western Adventure) - It's 1867 in the untamed plains of Coruscant, Idaho. Former homesteader Luke Walters longs to be a sheriff, like his late daddy Anthony was before him. He may get his chance at an apprenticeship when the current sheriff, Ol' Ben MacKenner, deputizes him to help rescue rancher's daughter Leia Ortez from the bandits who have raided and burned her home. They also get more dubious assistance from Harry Solo, a shady gunrunner, and his partner, Native American warrior Chewbacca.
The Music Han
Guys and Dolls
Star Wars Anthology Series
Heist Story (Alternative Universe - Solo: A Star Wars Story) - In 1965, Henry Solomon grows up on the mean streets of Chicago as a poor pickpocket for a local mob. He's hoping to eventually make enough money to marry his girl Clara and head out west. He manages to get out via the Navy, but Clara remains behind. Now going under the name Hank Solo, he finds himself in Vietnam without a paddle, at least until he's helped to go AWOL by a gruff old Russian named Charrel. He's recruited by a gang to take a big armored car job, but it goes wrong, landing them on the wrong side of the big Vegas mob the Crimson Dawn. They hire smooth gambler Lance Caliss and his gorgeous vintage Falcon car to take them across the Vegas desert to the Kessel Iron Works, and then make the infamous run on the Kessel Highway to take down Dryden Vos at his Twin Blades Casino and Hotel.
Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
Novels/Novellas
The Wizard of Oz (Alternative Universe Fantasy-Wizard of Oz-inspired) - Rachel "Rey" Gale lives with her Aunt Leah and Uncle Harry and their two farmhands on a farm outside of Jakkuson, Kansas in 1939. She feels like her life is as gray as the world around her, especially after the nasty man who runs the First Order Manor near-by threatens to take her beloved Westie Terrier BeeBee to the pound and her grouchy cousin demands his share of the farm.
A tornado whisks Rey and BeeBee over the rainbow and into the land of Oz. Oz is under the tyrannical rule of the Warlock of the West and his apprentice. Queen Leia was imprisoned in her own magic bubble and banished to the lands of the South, where she amasses an army to stop him. She once ruled with her husband and her wizard brother, but her husband vanished after he was attacked by her son, and her brother is hiding in the Emerald City.
Rey has to go to the Emerald City to find the Wizard Skywalker, with the help of a cowardly lion-soldier, a scarecrow who had once worked for the queen, and the Tin Smuggler, who seems to know a lot more about the queen and the Warlock of the West and his apprentice than he'll let on...
1920's Melodrama (Alternative Universe - Roaring 20's Action/Adventure) - Rowena "Rey" Knight has traveled all the way from England to work with the great Luke Waterson, the most decorated and popular reporter to ever have written for the Hosnia City Daily Star. But when she arrives, Hosnia is under siege from the First Order Company, a criminal organization that uses a legitimate business as a front for everything from bootlegging to kidnapping to gambling. Luke Waterson has gone into hiding behind his desk at the Daily Star. His sister, Leia Waterson-Solomon, is the town's mayor, but she and her task force, including bush pilot Poe Damerez, can't hold out much longer against Arlington Snoke and his protege Kylo Ren. The arrival of Rey and former First Order Company worker Finn Finnegan may be what Leia needs to turn the tide.
1980's Nightclub Story (Alternative Universe - Action/Comedy) - It's 1981. Poe Damerez, with money provided by his boss, Galactic Records owner and president Leia Wallace, has just bought the former Rebel Alliance nightclub in Cherry Hill, New Jersey, just a few minutes outside of Philadelphia. He's hoping to reopen it as a dance club and music showplace...and that his first act will be no less than Leia and the Falcons. The Falcons started as a jazz trio after World War II, before adding two more members and moving on to becoming a pioneering rock and folk group.
Poe has several headaches from the get-go. First of all, while Leia is all for playing a one-time-only gig, none of her former band mates agree. Harry "Han Solo" Shaw, the manager and saxophonist, is now a manager for several low-level groups who is known for his shady activities. Guitarist and dancer Luke "Skywalker" Wallace is living in retirement in Philadelphia and has no desire to rejoin the music business. Laurence "Lando" Craydon has vanished all together. There's also Leia's business partner Amilyn Holdo, who is wary of the entire scheme. Not to mention, the First Order Company is after the land to build a shopping center...and their vice-president Kylo Ren has his own reasons for not wanting the Rebel Alliance Club rise again.
Singin' In the Rain
Newsies
Sequel to Tales of the Gold Wookie
Police Academy
Remember WENN
Maltese Falcon Film Noir Spoof II (Alternative Universe Film Noir/Mystery) - Wrap-around set during the late third or early fourth seasons. Hilary and Scott give two different sides of the tale of a dame who may or may not have gotten a private eye involved with smuggling and murder.
Ceila Short Story - Missing scene set during the first season episode "A Capitol Idea." Ceila says good-bye to the station after she's hired by the guy who wanted her to promote Blondie cartoons.
Fairy Tale Series
Jeff's Story - Aladdin and His Magic Lamp
C.J's Story - Jack and the Beanstalk
Victor's Story - King Arthur
Ceila's Story - Goldielocks and the Three Bears
Mackie's Story
Eugenia and Mr. Foley's Story
Original Children's Short Stories
Stories based after childhood memories, including:
Painting someone else's fence.
Little kids running through other people's yards when Mom and Dad aren't looking.
Beach frolics - walking home from the beach as a child
Tuesday, January 8, 2019
Introduction - The Snow Queen
This is a story I've been meaning to do for a long time. I first got the idea in 2016 and had originally planned on doing it during the winter of 2017...but then Carrie Fisher died, and it just didn't feel right. One way or another, it kept getting pushed further to the back burner. One of of the things on my "to do" list for the new year is to clear out a lot of old Star Wars fanfic ideas that have been lingering on my story ideas list for two years or longer, or ones that revolve around the Original Trilogy.
Luke, Han, Leia, and Chewie arrive in a planet of snow and ice that's a bit less hostile than Hoth. They get a warm greeting from Lady Gerda, but the head of the planet, Queen Frostra, remains mysterious and aloof...until Luke disappears in the snow, and the other three take off across Norweden's frozen plains to rescue him from the Snow Queen.
Luke, Han, Leia, and Chewie arrive in a planet of snow and ice that's a bit less hostile than Hoth. They get a warm greeting from Lady Gerda, but the head of the planet, Queen Frostra, remains mysterious and aloof...until Luke disappears in the snow, and the other three take off across Norweden's frozen plains to rescue him from the Snow Queen.
The Snow Queen, Part 1
Rating: PG
Parings: Han/Leia
Disclaimer: Star Wars belongs to
Lucsafilm and the Walt Disney Company.
Notes: This is set in the three years
between A New Hope and The Empire Strikes Back.
Han looked over his shoulder at Leia as
the Millennium Falcon came out of hyperspace. “Are you sure this is
a good idea, Princess?” The smuggler made a face. “Norweden has
always been neutral. Queen Frostra is pretty good about looking the
other way unless you try to melt her ice castle or something. I heard
that the Empire's tried four times to get her to join them. She
trades with them, but she's not officially Imperial.”
“Norweden can't afford to stay
neutral much longer.” Leia peered around his shoulder at the blue
and white sphere that glistened just beyond the cockpit window.
“They're may be on the Outer Rim, but several shipping lanes do go
by this way, and they've just started to mine at least two kinds of
crystals used as reflectors for blasters.”
Luke pushed between them, his blue eyes
wide. “It's beautiful,” he whispered, almost reverently. “I've
never seen anything like it.”
“You won't be saying that once you've
tried to walk through a snowbank that's up to your knees.” His
pilot friend shivered. “Give me a nice, warm space ship anyday.”
Han's co-pilot, the massive furry Wookie Chewbacca, let out a series
of barks that indicated his agreement.
“It's not as cold as, say, Hoth.”
The Princess was already looking up information on her data pad.
“They do have warmer months that can get up to as much as 40
degrees. That's when the snow melts and the local dewdrop flowers are
harvested for their spring festival. It's also how, unlike Hoth, they
can sustain human habitation. There's villages, small towns, and even
cities, but they're spread out.”
“They mainly export flowers and
vegetables. Sometimes really exotic stuff.” Han smirked as Leia
raised an eyebrow at him. “What? I've done a little business on
this planet. I've paid attention to what goes in and out of the
country. They have hothouses in several major cities that raise crops
for the outlying villages. Some of the most prized flowers in the
galaxy come from this iceberg. We smuggle 'em to other Outer Rim
planets where flowers are harder to grow.”
The Millennium Falcon entered the
atmosphere over what appeared to Luke to be a series of sparkling
lights. As they got closer, he realized the “lights” were tall
spires made from blue and white crystal that glowed from within.
“It's beautiful,” Luke gasped, his blue eyes widening.
“Yeah, if you like freezing your rear
end off.” Han finally settled the Falcon down at a frost-covered
airfield just outside of the city. “Not to mention, this is just
the cities. The outlying areas are infested with bandits and trolls
and tauntauns. Most people stick to their settlements and leave the
country to the criminals.”
Leia was already running her finger
across her holo-pad. “Trolls are mischievous creatures with, it's
said, dark magical powers. They have been known to attack larger
animals, but that's mainly for food. They mainly use their powers to
play pranks on humans. Some of those pranks can be quite dangerous.”
“Those idiots?” Han rolled his
eyes. “You leave them alone, they'll leave you alone.” Chewie
growled and frowned. His partner made a face as they landed on a hard
crystal surface. “No, I don't count the one time they chased us
when we were delivering spices. You stole their dinner!” Chewie's
series of growls and arm-waving indicated that he remembered the
incident too well. “I told you not to take that tauntaun meat! I
can get you all the tauntaun meat you want the next time we load up
on supplies!”
“Enough, you two.” Leia set her pad
aside. “The queen won't be meeting us. Something about being called
away to her palace in the Far North. We'll be greeted by her
second-in-command, Lady Gerda.”
Indeed, an older woman awaited them as
they disembarked. She sported a heavy pale blue velvet cloak trimmed
with thick wampa fur and a blue gown that sparkled with crystals and
beads. A narrow circlet of crystal beads lined her long silver hair.
Her eyes were a lovely warm dark blue, and her cheeks were rosy
despite her pale skin. Truthfully, Leia felt dowdy next to this
elegant woman in her white quilted Alliance snow-weather uniform.
“It's wonderful to meet you.” The
older woman grasped her hand. She was flanked by two towering men in
shiny crystal armor and visors that covered their faces. “I'm Lady
Gerda of the Snowflake Hills clan, the emissary of Queen Frostra.”
“I'm Princess Leia, of the Organa
clan.” She nodded at Luke and Han behind her. Luke gawked at every
single building, his mouth hanging open. Han leaned casually against
Chewie, awaiting even the slightest sign of danger. “This is
Commander Luke Skywalker, also of the Alliance, Han Solo, Captain of
the Millennium Falcon, and Chewbacca, his first mate.”
“Charmed to meet all of you.” Lady
Gerda clasped Luke's hand next. “My boy, I've heard so much about
you. They say you're the one who destroyed the Death Star. That was a
brave and wonderful thing you did, young one.”
Luke turned red under his snow cap and
raised goggles. “Thank you, Your Ladyship. Your planet's beautiful!
I was raised on a desert planet. I've only read about snow before.”
“We'll have to show you every bit of
our city. It may be cold, but we call it home.” Gerda turned to
Han. “You can put your weapon away, Captain. I have my own guard
with me.” She nodded at Chewbacca. “You too, furry one. As long
as you're with the royal entourage, you're safe.”
Han finally eased off of Chewie and
looked like he was considering it for a minute before finally sliding
his blaster back into its holster. “All right, Your Ladyship.”
His familiar annoying smirk spread across his face. “Since you
asked so nicely.”
She lead them to a wide white vehicle
trimmed with silver curls on either side. It was pulled by two of the
large, shaggy tauntauns. “It's easier to ride here by
repulser-sleigh. The weather is too cold for most ordinary
landspeeders, and snowspeeders are mainly reserved for deliveries and
the military.”
Luke's jaw dropped even further when
they entered the city. The shining spires gave way to smaller, but
equally charming, buildings made of stone and crystal. These were the
homes and stores for ordinary citizens, the merchants and everyday
workers.
They kept going until they came to one
of the largest houses, a tall crystal rectangle that wasn't quite as
spectacular as the buildings near the air field, but was more
elaborate that the workers' homes. The armored guard tugged on the
reins of the tauntauns, stopping them right at the main door of the
house. The snow to the walkway was being blown away by blue crystal
droids that slid along on the icy paths. A glow came from an
all-crystal enclosure off to the side of the building.
“This is my home. You may rest and
refresh yourselves here while Queen Frostra returns from the city.”
Lady Gerda smiled at Luke's wide blue eyes that took in every detail.
“I take it you approve of my home, Commander.”
Luke finally remembered where he was
and pulled his head away. “Oh yes, Your Highness. Forgive my
staring, but I've never seen anywhere like this before.”
“I daresay I'd be the one staring if
I were on your desert planet. I've lived here all my life.” One of
the guards hurried around to the side of the repulsor-sleigh and
helped Lady Gerda out. “Would you like to see my hot house,
Commander? You too Captain, Your Highness, Mr. Chewbacca.”
Leia smiled back as the guard helped
her out. “I'd love to. I haven't been in a hothouse since
Alderaan.”
“If you've seen one flower, you've
seen 'em all.” Han insisted. He stretched as Chewie helped him and
Luke out. “I'm gonna take a nap, preferably somewhere warm.”
Chewie turned to Han with a growl...just as his stomach let out an
even bigger one. “My co-pilot here could use some of that
refreshment you were talkin' about, Your Ladyship.”
The pale lady gave Chewie a wan smile.
“Well, we do have some tauntaun steaks in the kitchen we could
spare. I don't suppose you need them cooked.”
“Nahh, he'll eat 'em any old way.”
The lanky captain shivered. “Could we go inside? I'm freezin' out
here.”
Gerda shivered and pulled her cloak
further around her. “Certainly. I'll have my cook prepare hot
dewdrop fruit cider for all of us.”
She lead them through the doors and
into a sparkling stone wall of blue and white. The colors were echoed
in the soft blues and creams of the frosty wood and velvet furniture.
Crystal chandeliers sparkled overhead. Holo-art with silver frames
depicted men and women in fine crystal-studded white gowns and robes,
their massive crowns framing hair so pale, it resembled the snow
outside.
“These are the Kings and Queens of our planet over the years.” Gerda stopped in front of the last holo-frame. “This one is of the current Queen, Frostra. She's ruled the planet for ten years now.”
“Wow.” Luke couldn't stop looking
at her. Everything about Frostra was crystal. Her white hair and
lashes were laced with sparkling diamonds. Her fingernails were
stardust, and her lips were ice blue. “She's beautiful. She's the
most beautiful woman I've ever seen.”
Han just made a face. “Yeah, but I
heard all that ice is in her veins. Rumor has it that her heart is as
cold as her castle. She'll just as sure as dump you in her dungeon
and let you freeze or make you into a slave as look at you.”
The younger man just couldn't help
himself. He'd never seen anyone like her. Those pale blue eyes
flashed with intelligence and strength, and her lips were set in a
tiny little smile that seemed to beguile him. It was too bad they'd
only get to see each other in a formal meeting. He'd really like to
get to know her someday. He didn't leave the holo-art until Leia
finally dragged him along.
After a rest period and a lunch of
roast tauntaun and snow sprouts in their rooms, Luke and Leia
followed Lady Gerda to the hot house on the side of the manor. “Your
home is really lovely, Your Ladyship,” Leia said kindly. “It
reminds me a bit of our home at Alderaan.” Her voice choked up a
bit, like it always did when she thought of Alderaan. “We had four
Norweden crystal chandeliers, and furniture in three parlors made
from frost wood.”
“I'm so sorry about what happened to
Alderaan.” Lady Gerda frowned, her own blue eyes becoming
concerned. “That's part of why we're hesitant to support the
Alliance. We don't want the Empire to come down on us the way they
did on your planet.”
“But that's why you need to join.”
Leia leaned over a spicy-scented yellow flower with star-shaped
petals and inhaled it deeply. “The more planets pledge their
support, the more we can keep catastrophes like the destruction of
Alderaan from happening again.”
Luke strolled through rows and rows of
colorful flowering plants. He'd rarely seen plants in his life that
weren't for harvesting moisture, never mind ones as bright and
cheerful as these. He finally stopped before a row of blood-red
flowers with a sweet smell that grew in hearty green bushes. He
reached for one, but drew back when the stem pricked his finger.
“Ouch!” He sucked at his wounded
digit as Leia and Lady Gerda hurried over. “That flower bit me!
What did I do?”
The lady laughed and took a pair of
shears from a work table nearby. “You didn't do anything.
Commander. Roses have sharp thorns that protect them from intruders.”
She cut the flower, wrapped the stem in a bit of paper, and handed it
to Luke. “Here, Commander. A gift, from me to you.”
His smile could have melted every bit
of snow for miles around. “Thank you, Your Ladyship!”
“Call me Gerda.” She clipped
another rose for Leia. “And this one is for you, Your Highness.”
Leia buried her nose in it. “It
smells wonderful. My mother wore a perfume made from Alderaan roses
for years.” She looked up with a smile. “And you can call me
Leia.”
“Look!” Luke pointed out the
window. “It's snowing again!” Indeed, the snow was coming down in
full-force. It was so hard, they could barely see out the window.
“Ahh.” Lady Gerda laughed. “I see
that the white bees are swarming.” She joined Leia and Luke at the
window, smiling at their confused expressions. “That's what locals
call the blizzards. They're white bees, gathering the frost nectar to
create the crystals in the mountains.”
Luke's eyes never left the powdery
crystals falling from the sky. “Do they have a queen bee?”
“Oh, yes.” Gerda clipped another
flower, a ruffly pale yellow starflower, and placed it behind her
ear. “They say that the ruler of Norweden is the head of the bees.
They use their powers to gather the harvest and send it out among the
people, making sure that there's plenty of crystals to unearth, build
with, and trade.”
The commander's blue eyes were far
away. “The Queen must be the most wonderful woman in the galaxy!”
“I just hope she'll change her mind
and join the Alliance.” Leia stroked the velvety red petals. “We
need your crystals and your manpower. Your people are used to extreme
temperatures, and we frequently make our headquarters in some very
rugged places.”
The elder lady sighed. “I'll see what
I can do to talk to her. She can be stubborn when she sets her mind
to it. She's almost as bad as her sister Zoma.”
“Zoma?” Leia raised an eyebrow.
“The Summer Lady? Queen Frostra's sister? I thought she left the
planet. Some kind of dispute with her family a few years ago.”
“She only left the castle.” Lady
Gerda clipped a handful of large ruffled flowers whose petals were so
pale blue, they were almost translucent. “Her magic revolves around
warmth and warmer climes. She keeps her own home and garden near the
Misty Blue River. There's rumors that she wicked witch who turns
children into flowers and adults who displease her into mindless
beasts...but I know Zoma isn't like that. She's mostly just lonely.”
“Poor woman!” Luke frowned. “Maybe
we should visit her after we talk to Queen Frostra and bring her some
fruit or cookies. Make her feel better.”
Gerda sighed. “All she really wants
is someone to talk to her. I really need to visit her as soon as we
have this meeting.” She nodded at the curtain of white that
continued to fall. “It looks like the snow is letting up a bit. Why
don't you take your friends and go outside and enjoy it, before
Frostra returns?”
“Can we?” Luke swung to Leia, his
bright blue eyes shining. “Can we, Leia? I've never played in the
snow before!”
“And I haven't in a long time.” She
gave him a small smile. “All right. Just for a little while. We'll
have to come in and dry off before Queen Frostra arrives.”
“Let's bring Han, too.” Luke put
the rose on a table in the entrance. “I'll come back for this.”
“Let's bring me to do what?” The
lanky Captain shuffled downstairs, stretching his long limbs, while
Chewbacca followed him.
Luke was already tying his cap. “We're
going to go out in the snow, Han. Want to join us?”
Chewbacca nudged him and nodded at the
windows. Han made a face. “Chewie, I just got warm!” The wookie's
big paw waved at the windows again, throwing in a long, eager bark.
“Ok, ok! We'll go out. Just let me get my coat.”
“This is going to be so much fun!”
Luke zippered his own coat as Leia pulled on her hat. “Do you think
we'll see then Snow Queen when she arrives? Queen Frostra sounds
amazing.”
“With any luck, we'll be inside well
before that.” Leia smirked as she tied her thick nerf-wool scarf.
“Race you to the door!”
“No fair!” Luke yelped as the
princess pushed past him. “You got a head start!”
~*~*~*~*~*~
Above them, in the hills that
overlooked the town, were three trolls. Gangling, furry, and about as
dumb as a post, the trio of mischief-makers mostly confined their
pranks to rolling snowballs and tossing rocks at unsuspecting humans,
or letting out such noisy screeches that they created avalanches that
could bury humans in their homes for days. Today, they had more
ambitious plans.
“Look at this, brother!” The
largest troll held a magnificent mirror. It shined in the darkness of
their crystal cave, reflecting the ugly pig-nosed creature. “I made
this myself, from the snow and our magic! Just crushed up the
crystal, blew on it, and we have this!”
The second-largest troll pushed him
aside, grabbing this wonder and looking it over. “But what does it
do?” He ran a long claw down the mirror, creating a crack and
making the most god-awful sound.
The smallest with the softest wavy fur
winced. “It sure don't make pretty music!” she whined, throwing
her paws over her ears.
“Gimme that!” The eldest troll
snatched it back. “It's magic crystal. When it hits a human, it'll
freeze them up, make 'em act the opposite of how they usually do.”
“That sounds like fun!” The female
troll giggled. “How does it work?”
“Like this.” The old troll picked
up a crystal. “Just break it, and let the shards fly!” He used
the sharp crystal and his own claws to break the glass into a million
pieces.
“I like this!” The second-largest
let out a bark of a laugh. “Now, let's let the wind carry it away!”
He gently pushed his shards into the wind, watching as the pieces
blew helter-skelter in the air.
The largest troll turned his gaze to
the big human house-cave at the bottom of the hill, pointing at three
humans stumbling outside. “Hey! I ain't never seen those people!
Let's play with them!”
“I like that.” The smallest blew
hers in the direction of the trio. “It'll be fun to see how they
turn against each other!”
“There they go!” The largest troll
blew his hard, scattering his shards to the four corners. “Ok,
mirror, do what you're told! Turn those humans' hearts from warmth to
cold!”
~*~*~*~*~*~
The snow was coming down lighter when
they finally made it outside. Luke nearly fell to his knees in a
snowdrift. “Look at this!” He grabbed snow and tossed it in the
air, letting it flutter over his head with the flakes that were still
coming down. He tilted his face toward the crystals as they blew
overhead. “It's like thousands of little feathers!”
“It's cold.” A heavy parka hood
covered Han's head. His navy jacket almost blended in with the dark
sky. He finally leaned over and made a ball from the snow in his
hands. “Hey kid, incoming!”
Splat! The snow hit Luke dead center in
the chest. “Hey!” Luke started to form a ball of his own as Leia
and Chewbacca pushed past the drifts. “Two can play at that game!
Take this!” He chucked the snow at Han as hard as he could.
“Yow!” Han had jumped out of the
way. The snowball ended up hitting Leia. “Oh, that's the way we're
going to play, huh?” She formed her own ball and hurled it at Luke.
It hit him right in the face.
“Oww!” He wiped it off. “That's
cold!” He threw another at her and hit her in the side with enough
force to nearly land her in the snow.
Pretty soon, all four were throwing
snow as hard as they could at each other and laughing more than any
of them had in a long time. Even Chewbacca joined in, although his
balls were usually three times the size of the others, thanks to his
huge paws and strong arms. Chewie's balls could easily knock them
head over heels into a snowbank.
After about twenty minutes, Leia
finally put up a hand. “Let me catch my breath. I haven't had this
kind of exercise since the last time we had to outrun the Imperials.”
“You spend too much time in some
office or the other.” Han smirked. “You need to get out more,
Your Worship. Have a little fun once in a while.”
Leia made a face at him. “This war
won't win itself, you know. Some of us care if the rest of the galaxy
lives or dies.”
Luke wasn't paying attention to their
usual argument. “I wonder,” he murmured, “what the Snow Queen
will be like when we see her?” He turned to Chewie. “Have you
ever seen her?”
The big brown Wookie shrugged and let
out a bark. Luke thought he was getting better at understanding the
big navigator. That sounded like a “sure, kid.” “I can't wait
to meet her. I hope she's as beautiful and graceful as her
holo-portrait.”
“Maybe we'd better get inside.”
Chewie barked at Han, whose eyes were now on the hill behind them. “I
swear I saw something move up there. I think we're bein' watched.”
Leia turned in the same direction and
only saw the wind blowing the snow into more mounds. “You're
imagining things. All I see up there is snow.”
“It is getting dark, though.” Luke
shivered as another burst of wind howled across the yard, sending
snow and ice everywhere. “I think it's time to go in.”
“Yeah, kid.” Han shielded his face
with his gloved hands. “Before we're blown half-way back to the
Falcon.”
“I think we ought to...owww!” Luke
blinked rapidly as glittering ice shards hit him right in the face,
One lodged in his eye, sticking right by the lashes. “That really
hurt!”
“Luke?” Leia waddled to his side in
the snow. “Are you all right? Let me see your eye.”
He pushed her away harder than was
really necessary. “Leia, cut it out! I'm fine! You don't need to
play princess for everybody!”
The girl's mouth dropped. “You don't
have to be rude! I was just trying to help!”
“Well, don't!” He pushed her so
hard, she toppled backwards in the snow.
Han grabbed Luke's hand. “That wasn't
necessary, kid. She was being nice. What's gotten into you?”
“Don't call me a kid!” The youth
yanked his hand away. “I'm not a kid! It's not like you're that
much older than I am! You treat me like a five-year-old!”
“You're acting like one right now.”
The older smuggler glared at him. “K...Luke, knock it off. Pushing
people wasn't necessary. Why don't we go inside and see if we can get
whatever it is that's in your eye out?”
“No!” Luke stumbled back. “Leave
me alone, all of you! Just...leave me alone! I don't want to be a
part of this anymore!” He turned on his heel as well as he could
and stomped off into the snow, vanishing in the winds.
“Luke!” Leia started after him.
“Luke, where are you? Luke!” She turned to Han, worry creasing
her brow. “We have to stop him. He doesn't know this planet. He
could freeze to death!”
“I'm more worried about how he was
acting. That's not like the kid.” Han nodded as Chewie growled.
“Chewie says he can try to sniff around for Luke, but the snow may
be blocking a lot of his scent.”
Leia was already starting towards the
house. “I'm going to borrow the repulsor-sleigh from Lady Gerda.
We'll be able to catch up with him faster in the sleigh than on
foot.”
“I'm right behind you.” The captain
added, he and his towering first mate following on her heels. “Let's
go save Luke from the snow and himself.”
~*~*~*~*~*~
The snow continued to rage around him,
but Luke barely noticed. He just wanted to get away. All those two
ever did was treat him like he was a baby. Like he was less than they
were. So he wasn't a captain or a princess. He blew up the Death
Star! Neither of them did that, even if Han did help. He didn't care
about them or anything else. Let that stupid Empire come! Darth Vader
didn't scare him. His chest felt heavy and numb, the warmth normally
inside freezing from within.
As he gazed into the raging wind, he
heard the silvery tinkling of bells on the horizon. As they came
closer, the most magnificent repulsor-sleigh he'd ever seen hovered
up to him. It was easily twice the size of Lady Gerda's. The sides
were trimmed with silver leaf and chiming bells. Crystal beads
sparkled on the curling ends. Each of the six white tauntauns who
pulled the carriage were more magnificent and spirited than the next.
A figure swathed all in white fur,
velvet, and crystal sat next to another figure in silver armor.
“Hello, my boy.” Frostra of the holo-art gazed out from under
lashes so pale, they resembled the crystal tiara in her creamy white
hair. “What brings you out here? Humans can't survive in weather
like this.”
“You're...you're beautiful.” He
couldn't help staring. “I've never seen anyone so beautiful.”
The queen's smile was as icy as her
hard, pale blue eyes. “Thank you, my boy. What are you doing out
here?”
“I'm...” He looked around, and
realized that he didn't quite know where he was. “I guess I'm
lost.”
“Perhaps it's not such a bad thing to
be lost.” Frostra put out a hand covered in white velvet. “Come
to the Castle of the Seven Crystals with me. I think you'll do
admirably as a plaything for me, a doll I can amuse myself with. You
have a...a certain power...to you.”
“Really?” Luke's grin could have
melted every last bit of snow. “Thank you!”
She helped him into the carriage. “One
more thing, my little one. If you're to be my plaything, I must give
you a kiss. It's the only way you'll survive at my home in the Frozen
North.”
The moment she pressed her lips against
his, Luke let out a gasp. His heart, which was already icy from the
trolls' power, suddenly froze over and became a lump of ice. He felt
like he would die. After a few moments of his heavy breathing and
clutching his heart, he opened his eyes again...and they were pale
and icy as her own, without a hint of feeling or compassion in them.
“Much better. You'll be such a lovely
little toy.” She stroked his head. “I think I'll keep you, if no
one comes to claim you. I won't let my summer sister have you. She
tries to take too many of my toys. You'll be mine, and mine alone.”
The driver finally turned them north,
with the enormous carriage vanishing in the swirling blizzard.
The Snow Queen, Part 2
“Han, can't you push this thing any
faster?” Leia made a face, at least as much as she could when it
was wrapped with heavy scarves against the blinding snow. “At this
rate, we're never going to find the road, much less Luke!”
His bright hazel eyes managed to glare
at her through the wrappings. “I'm doin' what I can in this mess,
Your Worship. You think I ain't worried about the ki...Luke? He ain't
like you n' me. He's never been in weather like this before.”
“We used to get snow in Alderaan,
mostly up in the mountains, but nothing like this.” Her sigh was
barely audible in the raging wind. “At this time of year in
Alderaan, it would have been springtime. The fields would have been
green and filled with wildflowers, and the redberry trees would be in
bloom...”
Chewie growled. His best friend rolled
his eyes. “Oh, please. How can you be freezing? You're the one with
the fur!” He turned to Leia, a bit more concerned. “You really
miss...well, I can't blame you, given what, well, happened. I guess
that's somethin' I don't understand m'self. I left Corellia and never
looked back.” Another deep growl rent the frigid air. “Qi'da
doesn't count, buddy!”
She huddled into the blankets they'd
brought for warmth. “I wish I could see one more garden like the
one in that surrounded Aldra Castle. It was so beautiful. I used to
run and play among the fountains and flowering fruit trees.”
Han shivered and wiped the gathering
snow from his brow. “Wish we were there now. We'd be warmer,
anyway.”
Chewie sniffed, howling. He pointed his
big paw at a light in the snowy woods around them. “What is it,
boy? What do you see?”
The snow barely obscured a narrow road
that lead further into the woods. It seemed a little less heavy here.
The path had been cleared of ice and debris. Tiny snowdrops bent in
the wind, almost touching the frozen whiteness on the ground. “Han,
turn that way.” She waved her gloved hand. “Even if we don't find
someone who can give us directions, we'll at least be able to get out
of the snow.”
“I like the 'getting out of the snow
part.'” He tugged on the reigns, managing to get the tauntauns to
turn around. “I'm not so sure I like the idea of turning off the
main road. Something doesn't seem right here. Roads don't appear out
of nowhere.”
“There is something strange about
it.” The princess shivered and dug further into the furry blankets.
“But what choice do we have? We either see if we can find a place
to stop and ask about Luke on that path, or freeze to death.”
The further along they went, the less
snow they saw. By the time they were deep in the woods, the blizzard
had subsided. Indeed, it seemed to be summer in this part of the
planet. A rainbow of flowers bloomed in soft green fields. Velvety
green leaves shaded them overhead. Birds chirped in the branches.
Leia got so warm, she was able to unwrap her scarf and headgear and
remove her gloves. She and Han even took their coats off.
The path lead to a lovely little
cottage in the center of the woods. It was a charming, old-fashioned
place, with a straw thatched roof and bell-shaped pink and blue
flowers twining around the stone walls. An iron gate and stone fence
surrounded a beautiful garden that was filled with every flower Leia
had ever seen. There were wooden benches and even a small fountain
gurgling and splashing. A narrow river flowed just beyond the back
gates.
Han was the last one in before the gate
shut. “Hey!” He grabbed at the handles. “Chewie!” The Wookie
on the other side shook the metal bars until they rattled and let out
a growl that rumbled in the trees. “Buddy, see if you can get over
the wall somewhere. I can't get this open.”
“Hello?” Leia was startled when a
lovely woman with long golden ringlets strolled out. She wore a
simple summer outfit with a frilly laced bodice and bright flowered
skirt. The brim of her straw hat was laden with every type of flower
in the garden, and she carried more in her basket. Her eyes were the
same color pale blue as Queen Frostra's, but they were filled with
warmth. “Who's there? May I help you?” The way her mouth crinkled
when she smiled and the slight rings around her blue eyes indicated
that she was perhaps a decade or so older than Leia.
The princess jumped and turned around.
“Oh! Hello, miss. I'm sorry we trespassed, but we needed to get off
the road and out of the snow. My name is Leia. My friend Han and
Chewbacca and I are looking for a young man named Luke Skywalker. He
ran off into the blizzard, and we're afraid he may have gotten lost,
or worse.”
“I'm Zoma, the summer witch, and
princess of Norweden.” She laughed at Leia's surprised expression.
“You expected me to live in a palace. I was never comfortable with
living in some cold, lonely castle like my sister Frostra. I'm
happier outdoors, in my own little home. I gave up the throne
voluntarily after our parents died and came to live here.”
“You're a witch?” Leia raised an
eyebrow. “You don't look like any witch I've ever seen.”
“You expected a witch to be old and
ugly, like they are on most planets. On Norweden, most witches are
healers and wise women, not evil crones.” She cut a lovely scarlet
rose like the one Gerda gave to Luke. “Here, my dear. For you.”
Leia smiled. “Thank you.” She took
a deep sniff of the fragrant blossom. “It's lovely! So sweet. It
smells like spring. It reminds me so much of my friend Luke. He was
so excited when Lady Gerda showed us hers. He never saw flowers that
weren't for crops before he joined the Rebellion.”
“We call them scarlet beauty roses,
because of the color. They're only grown in hothouses here, and in my
garden.” Zoma smiled. “Perhaps you could stay for a while.” She
ran her finger through Leia's braid. “I could even brush your hair.
You really do have very lovely hair, dear.”
She was going to say no, but something
in the woman's eyes made her pause. “Yes,” she whispered. “I'd
like that. No one has brushed my hair for me since my mother...well,
for a long time.”
“Then I'll be your mother.” Zoma
gently sat Leia down on a soft chair on one side of the main living
room. “I get very lonely out here by myself. I haven't had a
plaything for myself in a long time. Frostra always ends up with the
better toys.”
“Plaything?” Leia frowned as Zoma
unpinned her long brown tresses, letting them spill past her
shoulders and nearly to her waist. “What do you mean?”
“Shh, dear.” The witch picked up a
hair brush made of a soft polished amber wood and ran it slowly
through Leia's long hair. “You'll make a fine companion for me. You
don't need to find that young man of yours. You'll stay right here,
and be my friend. You'll make a very pretty little doll.”
Han stomped across the garden and right
up to the two women. “Lady, why did you shut Chewie out? He's my
partner. I don't make a move without him.” He narrowed his eyes the
moment he saw Leia. She perched on the chairs with her eyes closed
and her face serene, as if she were in a trance.
“Oh, I'm sure he'll be fine.” Zoma
continued to brush Leia's hair, as if he hadn't spoken. “I do need
to figure out what to do with you. I don't need two dolls.”
“Lady, she is not a doll!” Han's
growl was nearly as deep as Chewie's. “I don't know what they call
us here, but where I'm from, we're called 'human bein's,' an' we
ain't here for your amusement. We've gotta find Luke!”
“You're a mouthy young man, aren't
you? And you growl worse than the actual animal outside.” She moved
her brush from Leia to Han's hair. “You have lovely hair, too. I
have no need for a young man, but I could use a nice pet. Something
to cuddle in my lap and chase mice and moles away from my garden.”
She ran her fingers over his throat. “Yes, you will make a handsome
lap dog. You'll be the companion for my friend.”
Han tried to protest, but to his
horror, his words came out as barks and whimpers. The more she ran
the brush through his hair, the shorter and furrier he became...until
he found himself running around on four legs on the ground and
harrier than Chewie. “That's a good boy.” He tried to back away,
but she swept him into her arms. “Yes, you're a very nice little
dog.” As she continued to brush his fur, a heavy collar and a
bright woven leash appeared around his neck. “There. That's a good
pet. I far prefer you this way.”
The witch put the brush aside and went
into the garden. “Now,” she said to the dog in her arms, “to
get rid of these.” The moment she waved her hands, every single
rose bush sank into the ground and vanished. “If there are no
roses, she won't remember that silly young man she keeps talking
about, and she'll never leave.” The dog whimpered and scratched at
her. The witch only stroked his head. “And neither will you.”
She dropped Han on the ground and tied
his leash to a table leg, then went to Leia to give her hair a few
more strokes. “This should do it.” Her fingers stroked Leia's
forehead. “You will awaken now, my little companion. Awaken.”
Her brown eyes fluttered open, but Han
could see how empty they were. “Where am I?” They gazed around as
if they'd never seen the room before. “Why am I here?”
“Why, to be my little child. I'll be
your mother.” She handed Han to her. “I even have a little pet
for you. This is your home, and it always will be. You'll like it
here. It never snows, and only rains when the garden needs watering.
I'll dress you and feed you, and you will help me with my flowers.
I'll teach you what every single one is and how it can be used in
herbs and dried bouquets.”
Leia only nodded absently, stroking Han
between his ears. “Yes, Mother.” Han tried to whimper, but she
only rubbed his belly.
For Leia, days passed blissfully.
Mother Zoma taught her the name of every flower in the garden. She
learned how to plant them, and when, and how they should be cut, and
what was the best vase for them. Zoma did everything for her, brushed
her hair and dressed her and washed her and read stories to her. Her
little dog kept scratching at the gate, whining to be let out. Leia
thought she sometimes saw a huge, hulking hairy creature skulking
behind the gate, but then Mother Zoma would call her to help pick
sweet hyat berries, and the creature would be gone again.
It didn't occur to her that anything
was wrong until she was on her knees in the garden one day, planting
lace tulips, when her dog trotted out with Mother Zoma's straw hat in
its mouth. “What is it, boy?” The dog nudged one of the flowers
on the crown. Leia had never seen anything like it. There were no
flowers like it in the garden. It had velvety blood-red petals, and
it smelled as sweet as a bowl of juju candy.
“These flowers...” she murmured,
“they remind me of somebody.” The dog leaped on her knee and
waggled his tail, barking in hope that she'd remember. “He was a
friend...a handsome boy...” The clouds vanished from the deep brown
eyes as suddenly as they'd came. “Oh gods! How could I have
forgotten?”
“Leia?” Zoma came around the corner
with a basket on her hip. “Have you seen my straw hat? I need to
remove one of the flowers...”
Leia turned to her with the hat in her
hand. Her dark eyes were now as hard as amber. “What did you do to
the roses?”
“The roses?” Zoma gave her a sweet
little laugh. “I don't know what you mean, my pet.”
“I'm not your pet!” She yanked the
rose out of the hat's band. “This is the only rose I've seen in the
garden. There used to be more. What did you do with them?”
“Made them vanish. I don't need
them.” Zoma frowned sadly. “I do need you. Everyone thinks I'm a
horrible witch. They avoid me like I have some kind of disease! Maybe
I shouldn't have done it, but I get terribly lonely here. I wanted
you and your friend to stay. If you remembered your young man, you'd
leave me, and I'd have no one again. I thought, if I were good to
you, and kind to you, I could keep you.”
The girl glared at her, while the dog
growled by her side. “You don't make friends by taking their
memories and forcing them to stay with you! Where's Han and Chewie?
The man and Wookie who came in with me? What have you done with
them?”
Zoma sighed. “The Wookie is outside.
I had no need for him. I was hoping he'd go away. Your friend is by
your side. I had more use for him as a dog than as a human.”
The dog pawed Leia's leg. “That's
him, isn't it?” The fire in her eyes could have melted every bit of
snow on the planet. “Change him back. Now.”
“Very well.” As soon as the summer
witch's hand waved over the dog, he stood on two legs, and grew and
grew until he was Han again. “There. Are you satisfied?”
“No!” Han yanked off the collar and
leash, then whipped out his gun and aimed it at Zoma. “You'll be
lucky if I don't shoot you in the heart for pulling that crap!”
Leia pushed his hand down. “I think
us leaving her alone will be punishment enough.” She looked the
woman straight in the eye. “Where is Luke?”
The witch frowned and rubbed her head,
her own eyes now a bit clouded. “I...I don't know. I never saw him
here. My younger sister Princess Herfa may know. She and her husband
live in a castle at Tivoli, about forty leagues down the road from my
cottage.”
Leia and Han went back into the bedroom
to change into their winter clothes. When they came out, Zoma handed
them a basket covered with a flowered cloth.
“Here.” She pushed the basket into
Leia's arms. “If you're going to insist on going on a fool's
errand, you can at least be fed in the cold. I have a bottle of hot
tea, fruit, bread, and dried meat for your Wookie friend.”
“Thank you.” Leia's eyes were still
a bit hard. “Next time, Zoma, if you want a friend, try being one
yourself and coming out of your garden once in a while.”
“Yeah, lady.” Her male friend
crossed his arms. “I really don't appreciate you shutting my
co-pilot out, and I didn't like being fuzzy, either.”
Zoma still shook Leia's hand. “Good
bye, dear, I still think you're crazy for doing this.”
“I know,” Leia told her. “But
he's my friend.”
Han nodded. “Who knows where he's
gotten to in the cold?”
Another wave of Zoma's hand opened the
gate for them. They rushed out as fast as they could, Han with his
fingers still laying on the trigger of his blaster. Chewie just
barely managed to dodge the gate as it opened and nearly flattened
him.
“All right boys.” Leia tossed the
basket in the back of the repulsor-sleigh before jumping in herself.
“Let's get out of here, before that lady changes her mind and
decides she wants me to stay that badly.”
Han nodded. “Yeah. No offense,
Chewie, but I never want to be as fuzzy as you ever again.”
Chewie's bark sounded a bit questioning. “How long were we in
there, anyway?” He raised his eyebrow as his co-pilot put up five
fingers. “Five hours? It felt more like five weeks!”
“Probably part of her magic.” Leia
leaned over and secured the basket under the sleigh's seat. “Time
must flow differently in her garden than it does elsewhere on the
planet.”
“Yeah, well, I'm not sticking around
to find out more. I've had enough of magic gardens.” Han shook the
reigns on the tauntauns. “Ok fellas, let's go!”
The tauntauns took off down the road,
leaving the blooming garden and the open iron gate far behind.
The Snow Queen, Part 3
The blizzard had long subsided by the
time the trio reached the castle. While there was still snow on the
ground here, it wasn't as heavy or as cold as it had been in the
city. Much like the buildings back at the city, the castle was made
of stone and crystal. It reminded Leia a great deal of Lady Gerda's
home with higher towers and a much smaller garden around either side.
One of the guards standing in front of
the gate dropped his long crystal staff in front of them. “Halt!
State your name and business.”
“I am Princess Leia, formerly of
Alderaan.” She nodded at Han and Chewie. “This is Captain Han
Solo and his co-pilot Chewbacca. We're looking for a friend whom may
have wandered this way, Commander Luke Skywalker. Princess Zoma told
us that her sister might have some idea of his wherabouts.”
“Princess Zoma, huh?” The guard
snorted. “Nobody's seen her for a long time. Thought she was still
in hiding.” The guards still let them in, but not until they spent
a good ten minutes discussing it.
“Thank you, gentlemen.” Leia tugged
at the reins. “Would you be so kind as to watch over our tauntauns
while we're talking to Their Majesties?”
“We won't. Not our job.” The guard
took the reins when Leia pulled them to a stop. “We'll hand these
over to the boys in the tauntaun stables. They'll look after 'em.”
The other guard lead the trio through
the heavy wooden doors and down a long hall. The furniture was mostly
made of wood and woolly nerf pelt and was a little cozier than Lady
Gerda's home. The walls were hung with brightly-dyed wool tapestries
woven with pastoral scenes of daily life in this part of Norweden.
Two young people sat a small, cheerful
parlor on the end of the hall. One was a woman, barely more than a
girl, in bright woven dress that looked as if it were made from the
same process as the tapestry. She had long red hair and glittering
blue eyes.
Her companion looked a great deal like
Luke. He had the same blond hair and nose and sunny smile. His eyes
were a darker blue and more mischievous than Luke's gentle ones, and
he was quite a bit taller, with paler skin. They were playing a game
not unlike the one in the Falcon that Chewie hated to lose.
Herfa went right to Leia. “Your
highness!” Her bow was more like a bob. “Forgive our guards for
being overzealous. Lady Gerda contacted us and said that you would
likely be coming this way. She told me that a friend of yours had
vanished?”
“Yeah. His name is Luke.” Han
nodded at the young man who remained seated. “Looks kinda like that
guy, but shorter.”
“I'm her husband, Prince Delent.”
The youth frowned. “What happened to your friend? Gerda wasn't
clear on that point. We could have our guards search for him.”
“We're not sure ourselves.” The
former princess of Alderaan settled down gingerly in one of the
chairs. Han and Chewie remained standing. “He just...lost his
temper, then took off into the snow. That was over a week ago, and we
haven't seen him since.”
Han shrugged. Chewie barked. “Yeah,
you said it, buddy.” The shorter of the two waved his hand at the
prince and princess. “Kid was actin' really weird when he took off.
He was insultin' everyone in firin' range, bein' real nasty. That's
not like him.”
Herfa and Delent exchanged worried
looks. Herfa turned to Leia. “Was your friend near the Fir Top
Mountains when he ran off?”
“There were mountains behind us.”
She looked over her shoulder at Han. “That wind...the one that
popped up just before Luke ran off...it came out of nowhere, didn't
it?”
Han looked thoughtful. “Now that you
mention it, yeah. It did. It wasn't as windy before that, or after
it.” His co-pilot let out a short bark. “Chewie swears he saw
something moving on the edge of the one of the mountains. Wookies
have really sensitive eyes. They can see a lot further than we can.”
“The trolls.” Herfa made a face.
“Playing their pranks again. They must have used the mirror.
Probably saw your friend and thought he'd be the perfect candidate.”
“How can we change him back?” Leia
bit her lip. “If we're going to make that meeting with the Snow
Queen, we'll need all of us.”
“The Snow Queen?” Herfa went to a
holo-station. “You mean my sister. Gerda said you were going to try
to get her to join the Rebellion. I wish you luck. I agree with your
aims, but Frostra prefers to be neutral. Truth be told, I think she's
just lonely, like Zoma. They both hide in their respective parts of
the kingdom, while Delent and Gerda and I end up dealing with the
day-to-day side of things.”
Delent took her hand gently. “But
you love it, dear. You love the people, and Gerda's like a mother to
you.” Han didn't miss sappy pure adoration in the guy's eyes. He
was lucky, he thought. Too bad the princess wouldn't give him that
kind of look, if he even wanted her to.
“And I love you, dear.” Herfa gave
her husband a hug and a kiss before looking up at the others. “I'd
talk to Frostra. You said he was wandering in the snow. She's the one
in charge of the snow and ice here. If she hasn't seen him, someone
in her court might have.”
Leia nodded thoughtfully. “Could you
possibly contact your sister and tell her that we'll be attending
that meeting after all? It'll just be a few days late, and at her
castle instead of the city.”
“We'll do what we can. It's not
always easy to get through to her when the blizzards are going.”
Herfa gave them a gentle smile. “Why don't you sleep here tonight,
and get a fresh start in the morning? We have plenty of room.”
“That's very kind of you.” The
former princess of Alderaan gave her a small smile of her own. “I
think we'll accept.”
Han shrugged. “As long as you've got
hot kaff and meat for Chewie, I don't care where we shack up for the
night.” Chewie gave his own growl of agreement.
“Very well.” Delent stood and took
Leia's arm. “Why don't we go see your rooms? As soon as you're
settled, we'll see about some warmer clothes and better supplies for
your trip up to the Frozen North.”
Leia's room was small, but cozy and
well-appointed, with more woven tapestries, a heavy wood and wool bed
with bright woven blankets, and thick nerf wool carpets dyed in
shades of red and gold. She, Chewie, and Han ate heartily together.
She was surprised at how much fun Han could be when he wasn't being a
scoundrel or a selfish idiot.
They headed out the next morning after
a hearty breakfast. The prince and princess gave Leia and Han heavy
velvet and fur coats and wool scarves and gloves, trimmed with
colorful woven ribbons. Leia had a muff made from the softest white
fur she'd ever felt. Chewie's fur had been brushed to a soft copper
glow, and he'd even polished his bandolieer. They packed their
repulsor-sleigh with cheese, dried meat, and hot-house fruits that
were considered a delicacy on Norweden.
“Thanks for everything!” Leia
hugged Delent. She couldn't help noticing Han's slightly jealous
frown out of the corner of her eyes and smirked a little. “You
know...if you were shorter,” she went on, “you could almost be
Luke.”
Delent patted her shoulder. “I hope
you find him. You've told us so much about him. He must be a truly
wonderful person to have friends like you.”
“Yeah, he is.” Han took Leia's hand
a little rougher than she thought was really necessary. “But we've
really gotta move along, before we're late to meet with the queen.”
“Here's the map.” Herfa handed Leia
a small holo-pad. “Just watch yourselves in the Thieves' Woods.
We've been having problems with bandits raiding people's carts and
stealing their valuables for months.”
Han patted his blaster before taking
the reigns. “Don't worry, Princess. Chewie n' I can deal with a few
thieves. We do it all the time.”
“All right.” Herfa finally pulled
back. “Stay safe!”
Delent nodded. “And good luck!”
They stood at the gate and waved to the trio until they disappeared
around a corner and out of sight.
~*~*~*~*~*~
The snowy forest seemed to continue for
miles. It grew darker as they continued onwards. Light filtered
through snow-topped trees, while tiny brown birds with sweet red caps
chirped overhead. Leia pulled the velvet blanket with the gold thread
trim around her and Han. The rhythmic clip-clop pace, broken only by
the occasional bump on the path, made her feel a little sleepy. She
leaned on Han's shoulder. Chewie kept an eye on the road in the back.
Han wanted to steal his hand around her waist, but thought better of
it. This was good enough for now.
Maybe he was being lulled to sleep by
the pace, too. It would explain why he didn't see the bandits until
it was too late. He thought they were just ancient brown leaves in
the trees. It came as more of a surprise when those leaves leaped
onto him, grabbing at his jacket.
“Hey!” Leia screamed when a female
bandit in a scarlet coat leaped onto her. “What do you think
you're doing?”
“Taking your valuables, sister.”
She yanked at Leia's coat, trying to get it off. “Hey Tenner, I
think this is made of real cottine velvet. Only royalty can afford
that.” Her long fingers snatched Leia's muff. “And this is
kittatane fur! Ain't too many of those left in these parts.” She
tugged at Leia's braid. “Are you royalty, sister?”
“Yes,” Leia snarled, “but not for
this planet. And don't call me sister!”
Her fingers went around her blaster,
but the bandit got to it first. “Don't even think about it,” the
girl snapped as she pointed Leia's at her chest. “You try it, and
you'll have a hole in your belly the size of your fuzzy buddy back
there. They won't kill you if I say you're mine, but I ain't got any
problems with killin'.”
It took five men and women to subdue
Chewbacca, yanking his bowcaster out of his arms and pulling him down
like a tauntaun. An elderly woman with coarse black hair nearly as
thick as Chewbacca's put her arms around Han as two of her sons pried
off his parka and took his blaster. Han tried to protest, but the
woman gagged him with a strip of cloth from her pocket and threw him
to her sons in the back.
“Let's take 'em back to our camp,
Mudder.” The girl stroked Leia in a way that sent fearful shivers
down her spine. Her grin was feral and sharp as an icicle. “I'd
like to keep this one, and the furry beast will look good with my
collection.”
Her mother gave them a nasty, toothless
grin. “Suit yourself, Diefta. I claim the man. He's a real looker.
Haven't had a good man in three years. Wore out m'last one. I think
this one might last a little longer. He's got meat on his bones.”
Diefta shoved Leia into the back of the
sleigh. “Let me drive! Ain't never driven one of these fancy
vehicles before! I wanna have fun!” She shook the reins, and they
all took off like a shot before Leia could protest. Her brothers tied
Han and Leia with heavy rope and clamped handcuffs on Chewie.
“Take us home!” her mother called
over the thumping and bumping of the repulsors over rocks and roots
on the path. “We'll decide what to do with our new prizes there.”
“Home” was an ancient stone castle
that looked like it had been abandoned decades ago. There were long
cracks in the walls, and the tapestries were frayed and chewed by
rodents. The snow was much heavier here than it had been back in
Herfa's domain, and far colder and icier. The wind shook the laden
branches, sending more snow raining down on them as the sleigh pulled
in to the main courtyard.
They were dragged into a large main
room, made smoky by the lack of chimneys. The smoke from the cook
fire in the great fireplace just went out the open windows. At the
very least, the bandits did share their food with them, allowing them
small portions of thick tauntaun meat and stringy green brocchio
vegetables.
“You're mine now, sister!” Diefa
took Leia by her arm as soon as they finished eating. “You're gonna
stay with all my pets, and be mine, at least until I get bored with
ya.” The princess watched helplessly as the old woman dragged Han
in the opposite direction, towards the east side of the castle. Two
men shoved Chewie behind the two young women. “You n' the furry
beast. I like to keep the things I find.”
Leia shoved her away, glaring at her.
“I would thank you not to call me a 'thing.' I am not a thing, and
neither is Chewbacca. This is the second time in less than a week
that someone has tried to treat me like a toy. You Norwedens need to
find better ways to amuse yourself!”
“Look who's so salty!” Diefa's gun
pressed into Leia's side. “Keep movin'. If you upset me, I might
just blast your head off, and your furry buddy's, too.”
“Have you seen a young blond man?”
Leia asked her. “Small, only a little taller than me. Golden hair,
blue eyes. Answers to the name of Luke.” Chewie growled and lifted
his paw over Leia's head to indicate how tall. “He vanished a week
ago. We were told he might be with the Snow Queen.”
Diefa clapped a hand nervously over
where she assumed her heart was. “Oh no. We don't got no dealin's
with her. We don't like havin' our hearts frozen 'till we can't feel
nothin' no more.”
“That's why we have to find him.”
The princess bit her lip. “He's never been in snow before, and I'm
afraid...I think something terrible has happened to him.” Chewie
nodded, tossing in a worried bark.
The thief's savage smile softened a
bit. “You're really thinkin' of him, ain't ya? I ain't never had a
man who weren't my brothers who I thought of that way. Mudder says
I'm too wild, but I just ain't never found the right one. And the guy
you were with...is he your brother? Or maybe your lover.”
“Well, he's...I guess he's a good
friend.” Leia hoped the robber woman didn't hear the slight
wistfulness in her voice. “I mean, he can drive me crazy, but he's
also loyal and funny and helpful when he's not thinking about money.”
Diefa snorted. “Only time I ain't
thinkin' 'bout credits is when I'm thinkin' bout my collection.”
They were shoved into a large room on
the very end of the castle, near the stables. Animals filled every
crack and crevice. Gray peace birds nestled in a cage in the eaves. A
shaggy tauntaun was tied to the remains of a wall with a gold collar
and a rope. The girl thrust her vibrator-knife under the poor
creature's chin and laughed when it reared back in fright. “I like
to scare this boy a little. Tickle him a bit. It's fun.”
“It's not fun at all!” Leia
snapped. “It's abusive! You shouldn't do that to animals!”
She tried to grab at the knife, and
Chewie reached for it in anger. Diefa shoved Leia back into Chewie's
arms. “I ain't hurtin' him! I just like seein' how he acts. He's a
big coward, but he rides good.” The creature let out a shocked honk
and reared again, but that just made Diefa laugh harder. “He's
mine, an' I can do what I want with 'em.”
Leia ended up sleeping with Diefa that
night. It was one of the least-comfortable nights she'd spent since
the time she had to share a cramped bunk with three other women when
they were stationed at the Crait salt flats. The savage girl robber
threw her arm around Leia and hugged her like a rag doll. Her snoring
was matched only by Chewie's as he tried to settle on a pallet of
straw on the floor. Even when the princess finally managed to drop
off, her dreams were all of Luke, trapped in a tower of ice and snow,
somewhere far north...
~*~*~*~*~*~
Luke knelt at the feet of a
stunningly beautiful woman dressed all in shimmering white. Her long,
lithe form, swathed in velvet, white fur, and crystal beads, reclined
in an ice throne on a frozen lake in the very center of the castle.
Leia was shocked to see that the young Jedi's skin was blue under his
padded snow outfit, almost the same color as his icy blue eyes.
“Mother,” he complained in an
oddly thin voice, “why can't I figure this out? What is this puzzle
you've given me?” Pieces of colored ice were scattered around him
on the floor like shards of a rainbow. “Why is it taking so long?
None of the other puzzles I've done have taken more than an hour or
so! I want to be perfect, like you!”
“Patience, boy.” The Snow Queen
patted Luke on the head like he was a puppy or a recalcitrant child.
“When you have figured it out, you'll be your own master, and can
go wherever you like. Until then, you'll remain here as my dear
companion and pet.” She stroked his cold cheek with her velvet-clad
fingers. “You do make a lovely pet. It's too bad I can't keep you
for very long.”
“Why?” Luke's loud whine was
enough to make Leia cover her ears. “I want to stay with you
forever! You're beautiful and perfect, not like those idiots back
there on that dumb old, breaking-down Falcon. Everything here is
perfect!”
His perfect queen sighed. “You're
human, my pet. Even with my protection and the will of the Force,
you'll never be able to survive a full winter here. Humans weren't
made to exist in such frigid conditions.”
“But I don't want to leave!” He
shoved the tiles away. “I'll never be able to figure this out, even
with that stupid Force! Why did I ever think I could be a knight
anyway? What did Obi-Wan know?”
“Obi-Wan Kenobi knows a great deal
more than you do.” Frostra smirked at Luke's surprise. “Oh yes, I
knew General Kenobi well. He and Anakin Skywalker came here during
the Clone Wars to get my mother's support. We've always been neutral.
Father gave him artillery and weapons, but did not fully join the
Republic army, which is likely why the Empire went fairly easy on us
when they came into power.”
Luke made a face as he pulled out
his lightsaber. “Stupid war! I lost everyone I had to this damn
war! It's dumb, that's what it is! I just want everything to be
perfect! Why would I want to be a Jedi, anyway? They all died! Just
like Obi-Wan!” His blue face was purple with rage as he threw it
against the crystal wall, sending chunks of crystal falling to the
snow-covered floor.
His queen went to him and stroked
his neck this time, calming his breathing. The young man's eyes
drooped, and his face became more peaceful. “Shh, my little pet. I
don't understand the Force entirely myself. Our powers come from a
different, more mystical source. I do know that it's not something
that takes years to train, rather like my own magic.” She lead him
to a pile of snow next to her throne. “Why don't you go to sleep?
It'll do you some good. You'll awaken refreshed in the morning and
ready to tackle the colored tiles again.”
“I don't want to...sleep...” As
Frostra continued to stroke Luke's neck, his eyes fluttered. “Well,
maybe just for a little while. An hour or two...” He finally
dropped off by her side, with her running her fingers through his
golden hair and across his icy blue cheek.
~*~*~*~*~*~
“Luke!” Leia shot out of bed the
second her eyes opened.
Her robber companion pulled the
tauntaun-hair pillow over her head. “Could you not scream at this
hour of the mornin', girl?”
“I have to get to him.” She was
already pulling on her heavy pants and thick shirt. “He's at the
palace of the Snow Queen. He'll freeze if we don't save him!”
Diefa continued to hide under her
pillow. “You are way too noisy for this early in the morning.
You're gonna wake the whole castle.”
“Good. We need to get out of here as
soon as we eat breakfast.” The princess clipped her belt and stuck
the knife in a kittane-hide sheath, then went to Chewie. “Come on.
Let's get Han, then go find the Frozen North. If we keep going up, we
should hit it eventually.”
Nasal tones honked from under the
tauntaun-hide blankets. “Ask the tauntaun. He's been up there. He
knows. Or so he says.”
Leia frowned and stroked the beast's
neck, letting him nudge her cheek. “But I don't speak tauntaun, and
we left C3P0 with Mon Mothma and the Rebellion.”
“He says he can take you there.” A
long, dirty nose and wild, thick black hair could be seen under the
covers. “He knows where the Snow Queen lives. He has relatives up
there, or something.” Two black eyes squinted at Leia. “You ain't
gonna be able to get out of here. Mudder's probably passed out drunk,
but I ain't gonna let ya leave, and my brothers sure won't.”
“You won't have much of a choice.”
Leia snatched the vibrator-knife out from under the robber's pillow
and held it to her throat while she was still emerging from her
blankets. “How does it feel now to be the one who gets tickled?”
Diefa stared at the knife until she
went cross-eyed. “Don't feel too good.”
“Chewie, tie her up and release the
animals.” Leia wrapped the girl's tauntaun-fur cloak around her
arms. It was dirty, smelled like unwashed tauntaun, and was too big
in the shoulders, but it would keep her warm. “We'll deal with her
brothers next.”
“What? Are you crazy? You can't take
on the Snow Queen alone! You can't...” Chewie gagged the robber
girl with a piece of woven cloth and rolled her in her blankets until
she could no longer move and only her head stuck out. He shot the
lock to the birds' cage open with his bowcaster and let the creatures
fly out the window, while Leia cut the tauntaun free.
Leia dropped the muff next to the
struggling girl. “You can keep this. I don't need it. Just stick to
collecting objects from now on. Live creatures weren't made for your
amusement.”
“Sweetheart! Chewie!” Han met them
in the hall. Like Leia, he was clad in a dirty tauntaun-skin jacket
and heavy fur boots. A fur hat that was nearly bigger than his head
covered his scruffy hair. “I got lucky. That old crone and her sons
had so much ale last night, they passed out and are still snoring
back there. I think it would take another Death Star attack to wake
'em up, and even then, they might not move for a few hours.”
“We dealt with Diefa. She's unharmed,
but I don't think she'll be capturing animals or humans again.”
Leia stroked the tauntaun's nose. “This gentleman is going to take
us to the Frozen North. Diefa said he's from there and knows the
way.”
Han raised an eyebrow, but finally
shrugged. “Ain't any stranger than anything else we've gone through
on this trip. I managed to snare some dried beef and fruit and a jug
of water from their stores. If we've got everything, let's see if we
can get the repulsor-sleigh outta here, before that bitch of a thief
manages to get free and wakes up her family.”
They heard the first crash and screams
of anger and surprise just as Han finished hitching the tauntaun up
to the sleigh. Leia cracked the reins only moments before the first
laser beams hit the ground where the sleigh had been. Han and Chewie
exchanged a few blasts before the sleigh managed to turn a corner
into the woods and out of sight.
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