Writer's Desk at the Riverside
Sunday, November 23, 2025
Introduction - Maplepunzel
A WENN Fairy Tale: Maplepunzel, Prologue
Rating: PG-13 (Fantasy Violence, Sexual Situations)
Pairings: Hilary/Jeff, Scott/Betty, Victor/Maple
Disclaimer: The characters belong to Rupert Holmes. The show belongs to AMC.
Prologue and epilogue set directly after the 4th season episode “And If I Die Before I Sleep.”
Prologue - September 1941
“Ahhhhchooo!” Maple LaMarsh sneezed heavily as she and WENN station manager Victor Comstock made their way out of radio station WENN. “Thanks, Victor.” She gave him the most flirtatious grin she could manage with the flu as he handed her a tissue. “Even when sick, we make a pretty good team, don’t we? You n’ me n’ Betty n’ Scotty n’ Mr. Eldridge n’ Gertie.”
Victor nodded. “Allow me to heartily agree with that statement, Miss LaMarsh. I’ve always held great pride in how every staff member at WENN is capable of working together to deal with a crisis. In this case, it likely didn’t save the broadcast, but it did allow us to solve the mystery of why it degenerated into chaos. Sherwood told me after he came to his senses that he and Miss Roberts would deal with the press.”
“I feel sorry for Scotty. He was the one who figured out what that Brumpton n’ Abernathy were up to, and he still passed out.” Maple rubbed furiously at her dripping nose. “At least Betty seemed ok. Hilary and Jeff were gone. They still hadn’t gotten up when we left. I bet they won’t be up for hours.”
Victor gave her a small, boyish smile that made her heart skip a beat. “Would you mind it terribly if I walked you home?” He pushed the button for the elevator. “It’s much too late…or early, as the case may be…for you to be going home alone, even if you were feeling completely up to par.”
She gave Victor the most flirtatious smile she could manage with another sneeze tickling her nose. “Sure thing, Victor.” He sure was good looking, for a guy missing half his hair. He had this intense stare that could scare almost anyone, except maybe Hilary…but then, he would give her that little smile, his eyes would gleam, and he’d let loose with that throaty chuckle, like he was now. She had to grab the railing on the elevator to keep from ending up as a puddle on the floor.
“What are we gonna do ‘bout those two anyway?” Maple sneezed again. “I know you said we can’t call the cops on Abernathy and Brumpton, but they did try to sab-o-togie us.”
“We can’t call the police to apprehend them, I’m afraid. They haven’t done anything punishable by normal law.” His peach smile became wide and nearly feral. “The best way to combat them is to do what we did tonight and give our story to the press. Discrediting them and revealing their plot would do more damage to them and to the station in Philadelphia that hired them than the law ever could.”
Maple nodded. She was really only half-listening through a haze of cough medicine and sinus aches. “Ya know,” she admitted drowsily as she admired his strong chest, “I’ll bet none of those cops would look as cute as you did in that police officer’s uniform you wore a few weeks ago. Do you know, that was the first time I ever saw you?”
His face fell, and those gleaming whiskey eyes clouded a bit. “I…don’t remember that.”
“You don’t?” Maple frowned. “But you looked so good in that uniform! I wouldn’t mind bein’ arrested by a cop who looked as good as you.”
He sighed, frowning deeply. “Miss LaMarsh, I have very little memory of the night I returned from Europe, or anything that occurred before then. The doctors in Washington say my brain was so thoroughly controlled, I may never regain my full memories of that night or my work in London.”
“But…” Maple sneezed again. “You don’t even remember how we met? Or how crazy things got that night?” She couldn’t help her dismay as they stepped off the elevator. “You don’t remember me endin’ up wet, or Mackie callin’ all the craziness What’s Wrong With This Program and askin’ people to call in? By the way,” she sniffled and managed a small grin, “no one called.”
Victor shook his head as he led her through the dark radio store and onto North Gedney. “I’m afraid not, Miss LaMarsh. I only recall snippets of that night, and have even less recollection of my time in Europe. I know,” he added softly as they stepped up to the trolley stop sign, “that my mind is fragmented, that it may never be what it was. I did find out that someone told the Nazis I was Johnthan Arnold. That’s all I can remember. I don’t know who committed the act, or how it came about.”
“Ooooh!” Maple’s shriek rocked the air, punctured by another loud sneeze. “I think I can guess who tattled on ya. Pavla Nemcova probably did it. Ya know, the chick Jeff married to save you? She musta got pissed off because Scott n’ Betty tricked her by dressin’ Foley as Trevor Zanish an’ made her look like an idiot.” She sneezed violently, covering her nose with the tattered tissue as her head pounded in her skull. “Bet she went back on her word at first opportunity.”
“If she is as odious as Hilary and Jeff describe her, none of this would surprise me in the least.” Victor sighed, rubbing his head. “It’s too bad she seems to have vanished into the night, so to speak. No one here or in Europe can find her. Jeff is beside himself with fury and anguish. Hilary has been unusually cruel to him, even for her. I had to have a severe discussion with them about airing their personal grievances in a public forum after the incident with You’ve Met Your Match.”
Maple dabbed at her increasingly hot head with the tissue. “Pablum told Hilary Jeff didn’t love her anymore! She was so lost after that…that WITCH said she was Jeff’s wife. God, she acted so old. Like she didn’t care anymore.” She had just enough energy to punch the air with her fists. “Wish I could have helped Scotty n’ Betty with Scotty’s scheme, but I was announcin’ the boxin’ match that night.”
“You were announcing the match?” Victor raised an eyebrow as the bright red and yellow trolley pulled up to the curb. “I would have thought Mackie or Sherwood would perform that function.”
“Mackie was with me.” Victor took Maple’s hand and helped her onto one of the polished wooden seats in the back. “Usually, Scott announces the fights with Mackie, but dressin’ up Foley to fool Pavla was his idea. He wanted to be there to make sure it worked.”
Victor settled next to her as the trolley lurched down North Gedney. Thank goodness there were only two or three people on board with them at this hour of the morning. She was half-asleep as it was. “You admire Sherwood greatly, don’t you?” He asked in a soft, husky voice.
“Well, yeah. We’ve been buddies for a long time.” She looked up at him with a slightly loopy grin. “Victor Comstock, are you jealous?”
“Me?” Victor’s warm voice went up an octave. He turned nearly as red as the sunrise that burnished the warm brick buildings whizzing by them. “No,” he coughed, “I’m not at all jealous. I barely know Sherwood. He does appear to have a rather unseemly attraction to Betty.”
“I don’t think it’s unseemly.” Maple yawned. “I’ve never seen him this crazy ‘bout any girl. He really loves her. I just wish she was nicer to him. It’s like she’s waitin’ for her prince charmin’ to ride up on his charger. Scotty ain’t a prince, but he’s there, and he’s a nice guy. No one’s perfect.”
Victor’s voice softened. “What about you, Miss LaMarsh?”
“Me?” The rising sun fell on her long curls held back by the snood, making the coppery wisps almost glow against her pale skin. “Well, I wouldn’t mind a Prince Charmin’, but I’m more used to savin’ myself.” She closed her eyes and leaned against his broad shoulder in the gray tweed coat. “I wouldn’t mind havin’ a guy like you save me. You ain’t so bad, really. You figured out what was goin’ on with that Valerian stuff Brumpton’ was usin’ to drug everyone.”
“Yes, Miss LaMarsh,” he chided gently, “but you were the one who stopped Brumpton from administering more of the drugs, while recovering from illness. That’s no mean feat.”
She barely shrugged and coughed a bit. “Did what I hadda do. I turned on the show to hear how it was goin’, and nothin’ they were sayin’ was makin’ any sense. I knew somethin’ was wrong.”
“Sleep depredation is an ugly thing, Miss LaMarsh.” He sighed. “You were correct that I really should be running my station. If I’d been there to monitor the broadcast, I might have been able to deduce their machinations upon their arrival and ended the entire incident before it began.”
“Hey.” Maple looked up at him with her large brown eyes, gleaming with illness. “Don’t do that to yourself. You didn’t know what would happen. I didn’t, either. I got sick! I wasn’t plannin’ on that!”
“You’re correct about that, too.” He gave her that little boy smile again. “You’re a courageous, charming, and talented woman. Your organ and piano playing are exemplary, and you’re a talented actress. You just lack polish.”
She yawned. “What about Betty? Ain’t you goin’ out with her?”
“Yes, I am. Sometimes. When I’m able.” He coughed as the trolley rolled to a stop.
She stood. “This is where I’m gettin’ off, Victor. Thanks for the ride.”
He took her hand. “Let me walk you to your home. I don’t mind catching the next trolley.”
“It’s right here.” She nodded at the tall old brick apartment tower just outside the stop. He took her arm, and they strolled right up to the front door. “Thanks for bringin’ me home, Victor. You gonna be here tomorrow?”
“Yes, Miss LaMarsh. I won’t be going to Washington again until the end of the week.” He tucked one errant copper curl under the snood. The sun continued to rise around them, hiding everything behind long, dark shadows. “You get some needed rest. We’ll discuss your acting career when you return.”
She had to ruin the tender moment with a sneeze that rattled the tin trash can covers! “Ok, Victor! See you then!” She felt dizzy as she made her way inside and up the old stairs with the matted maroon carpet. It was probably just the flu, but no other guy ever made her feel like this before. Not even that governor she dated last year who turned out to be a real jerk.
Victor was different. He didn’t care how she talked, or that she was an actress. He liked her being an actress. He just liked her. She didn’t even mind his long words that some of the staff joked about when he wasn’t there. That’s just how he was. He was an inter-lec-tual.
The moment she got inside, she hurried out to her fire escape, opened the window, and peered out. “Victor!” He turned around, holding his coat and hat. “See you later!” She blew him a kiss and waved at him. He gave her a wave, a little salute, and that sweet peach smile again before heading for the trolley stop.
“He’s the original sweetie,” she murmured as she got out of her old red sweater and dress and into her nightgown. “I’m glad he wasn’t dead. He really is a prince charmin’.”
She got a glass of water from the kitchen, then slid under the patchwork quilt her grandmother made her years ago and cuddled her favorite old stuffed bear Walter. “Come on, Walt,” she whispered as she turned on the small green Bakelite radio next to her bed, “let’s see how Betty’s doin’. She was pretty much the only one up and about when we left.”
Betty was just finishing The Wizard of Oz as she switched on WENN. Maple smiled a bit as she began Rapunzel. “I kind of like that one,” she murmured. “I know how that poor kid feels, stuck up in that tower. Sometimes, I don’t think anyone really sees me, either.”
“If only,” she murmured as she leaned back in her pillow, “Victor really was my prince charmin’ who could save me from the tower. If only I could stop him from runnin’ off to Washington and everywhere else all the time! If only Betty would see Scotty for the great guy he is. If only Hilary and Jeff would stop arguin’ and letting Pavla come between them…if only…” Her long copper eyelashes fluttered closed, lulled by the soft sounds of Betty’s gentle voice and the story of the girl in the tower, before she could come up with any more “if onlys.”
Maplepunzel, Part 1
Queen Pavla of Berlania brought her ward Maple Rapunzel to the tall stone tower in the misty Dark Woods when she was just 15. She had largely been raised at a school in Yorkalia before Pavla brought her back to Prague Castle two years before. She was glad to get out of there. Prague Castle was all jagged rocks and musty old tapestries depicting bloody battles. She was horribly bored in that old mausoleum. She was hoping Pavla would take her somewhere fun and beautiful, like one of those airy palaces in Miamidale, or maybe back to Yorkalia, where there were buildings everywhere and always something going on. It annoyed Pavla that she could never quite get the Yorkalia out of her voice. She’d have to work on that with her, she said.
Pavla told Maple that she was named for the plants in her garden, the spicy, crisp rapunzel greens and the shady old maple tree. Maple missed them. She used to read fairy tales and tales from far away kingdoms under that tree. She’d dance, too, to songs the birds sang. Maple had even started writing her own songs, though she didn’t show them to Pavla. Pavla would never have approved. She liked happy songs, songs she could dance to. Her guardian liked dreary dark ballads of love denied.
“You will not be so distracted here,” Pavla purred in her deep, mesmerizing Prague accent. “You will focus more on studies. I will train you to become black sorceress and rule by my side as my princess and heir.”
“I don’t know about this.” Maple frowned, feeling more and more like this was a bad idea. “I don’t wanna hurt anyone. I like singin’ an’ dancin’. I like healin’. My healin’ is gettin’ better. Cook got a really bad burn yesterday. I just put my hair on it, and it cured right up.”
“Yes, and that worries me.” Pavla reached over to stroke her ward’s coppery red curls. Maple had beautiful long, thick hair. It was soft as the purest silk, and strong as the granite in Prague Castle. “You know what I’ve told you about light magic like healing. I don’t want you to learn such frivolous nonsense.”
She tried to protest that she had no desire to hurt anyone. She just wanted to have fun. “But Pavla…”
“No buts. You will do as you are told.” They stopped before the tallest tower Maple ever saw. It was made of thick, dusty gray stone, with a roof of stout pine boards. The base was surrounded by a tangle of bushes covered in sharp black thorns. “This will be your new home. I will visit you every day.”
Maple tried to turn her golden pony Annabelle around. “Nothin’ doin’! I’ll be lonely up there! Not to mention bored. There’s no one around for miles! How am I gonna get down and see my friends in the castle? What about Annie? I’ll miss puttin’ flowers in her mane.”
“You won’t be getting down. You will stay there. I will bring a ladder. You will drop it every day.” She ran her sharp, red lacquered fingernails through Maple’s curls. “Soon as these grow long enough, I will climb them.”
“What?” Her ward gasped, drawing back. “I couldn’t grow my hair that long!”
Her throaty chuckles were more of a growl. “Your mother did, before she abandoned you. You should be grateful to me. I took you in when your weak, silly parents gave you up. I could have left you in that rapunzel patch.” Maple gulped as Pavla leaned close, her fingers now running across her temples. “Shh, my child. You know to obey your guardian. You will stay in the tower and do what you are told.” Those long, sharp nails slowly ran down her soft, white throat, rubbing hard around her voice box. “You’re a sweet, helpless child. Good little girls speak quietly, and only when their guardian speaks to them.”
Maple gulped as Pavla’s dark eyes bored into her wide brown ones. “What…what was I sayin’? Her voice, already deep and throaty even then, came out so softly.
“You were saying that you will climb the ladder into the tower, and we will brush your hair and talk about your future by my side.”
It was like thinkin’ through the heaviest pea-soup fog, She wanted to protest, but couldn’t remember why. “Yes, Pavla.” She was shocked at how quiet her voice was. It was the barest whisper. She could hardly hear it.
Every day for almost a decade, Pavla would arrive promptly at noon. “Maple,” she called, “Maple, my child, let down your hair, so I can climb your copper stair!”
Maple knew that was the signal to drop her flame red curls over the side of the tower, covering the ivy and thick thorny vines. Pavla always came with things from Berlania, frilly gowns in soft shades of pale blue, silver, and mint green, modest silver and onyx jewelry, ivory combs and satin ribbons for her hair. She brought spellbooks filled with ancient incantations and books on the glory of Berlania, its conquest of the Europa Kingdoms and its spreading of strength and control.
Pavla always began by dressing Maple in a new gown, pulling the laces tightly until she could barely breathe, then sitting her down on her little brown stool to brush her hair. She forbid Maple from cutting it, never touched it with scissors. She said the longer it was, the more powerful it would be. By the time she was 21, it was so long, it reached the base of the tower. She had to be careful when she let it down to not get it caught in the thorns.
“Do you really need to braid it?” Maple whispered as Pavla yanked at the curls with ribbons and bands. “Can’t you just leave it? I sorta like it better down.”
Her guardian laughed, a merry, tinkling sound. “Silly child, you have far too much hair to leave unbound. You’d be tripping on it.” She would proceed to tug it into a heavy braid, then loop it or wrap it around her head like a copper crown. “There.” She placed a silver tiara trimmed with sparkling jet stones in her braids. “You will be the perfect Berlania princess, quiet and demure.”
“I wish,” she said, trying to raise her voice, “that I could see myself in it. Why ain’t there any mirrors around here?” Indeed, there wasn’t a reflective surface to be found in the entire tower. No mirrors, no polished glass. The silverware was tarnished, the dishes rough soapstone. The furniture was built from split pine logs. Even the water in her stone washing basin was enchanted to never ripple. Maple hadn’t seen what she looked like since she came to the Dark Woods.
“You don’t need to see yourself.” Pavla stroked the back of her head, running her fingers around the base of her neck. Maple’s breath caught and became shallow, her eyes, with their thick eyelashes, slowly closing. “I know what you look like. You don’t need to. Vanity is unbecoming in a princess of Berlania. Let me handle dressing you. You only need to concern yourself with your studies and your music.”
The fog descended on her mind again, and she wondered why she’d been worrying a minute ago. Pavla would take care of everything. She always did. “Yes, Pavla. I’m just a child. You know better.”
“Now,” Pavla pulled up the finest plush chair in the tower to the upright piano. “We must work on your voice. You will sing my favorite songs for me.”
“Pavla,” she began as she settled at the green brocade-upholstered piano bench, “I wrote some songs I think came out really well. I thought you might like to hear them…”
“Not now.” She reached over, caressing Maple’s throat, rubbing deeply into the larynx. “Now, to massage your voice box. When I’ve finished, you will sing of Berlania’s great deeds, of the many battles we’ve won, of the frivolous countries we taught to be strong and sensible.”
“Yes, Pavla.” Her voice was always so strange after Pavla massaged it. It was scarcely recognizable as her own. The soft, whispery tones sang of bloody battles and mighty armies who conquered their enemies, of lovers who died or sacrificed themselves for their countries. It was as if she had no control over it.
Maple was hopeless at black magic. No amount of fog could convince her to turn people into toads or woodland animals. Though she could heal and her voice could soothe headaches, she was hopeless at making poison or drugs that would dull the mind. Pavla’s angry glares and soft scolds were more terrifying than any screaming, even though she never laid a hand on her.
“That’s it for today.” Pavla finally sighed as Maple spilled yet another sleeping potion on her worktable, the dark green liquid leaving a dark stain on the pine. “You need to work on not being so clumsy with your spells. You are a princess of Berlania, the darkest of the Black Kingdoms. Never forget that.”
She nodded, curtsying before her guardian and nearly tripping over her braid. “Yes, Pavla.”
The fog in her head usually lingered for about an hour after Pavla climbed down her hair and rode off into the wispy gray mists. After that hour passed, she was free to do whatever she pleased. The gowns of pastel ruffles and fragile lace were pushed to the back of her pine wardrobe and replaced with loose-fitting peasant gowns in bright colors, reds and golds and purples and greens, with ruffled aprons embroidered in her shaky hand and flowered skirts. She never even bothered with shoes, shoving the silk heels under the wardrobe.
“Hi, Eugenia!” Eugenia was her first best friend, a plump yellow bird with big bright eyes, grayish wings, and a sweet little white beak. She always showed up just as she made breakfast, twittering merrily as she perched on the top rung of a chair. “I know you’re hungry. I really shouldn’t be feedin’ a wild animal. My books say it makes them too tame. I don’t think some toast crumbs and a little bit of pancake will hurt ya, ‘long as the pancake doesn’t have syrup.”
Maple learned her best songs from Eugenia. She danced along, not the slow, intricate minuets Pavla taught her, but wild, joyful movements of her own design, involving a great deal of kicking up her heels and tapping on the pine planks. The dirges were replaced with her own songs, the ones she wrote herself. In her songs, she could make anything happen that she wanted to. No war, only people enjoying themselves, happy and free, and lovers who always came together in the end.
She most looked forward to the arrival of her closest human friend, who came every few days, whenever Pavla remained in Berlania. “Hi there, Mapes!” Scott Sherwood, a woodsman and guide who worked in the Dark Woods, waved up at her with an apple-cheeked grin. “How’s things today?” He was handsome and merry, with his sparkling amber eyes, long ebony hair peppered with shining silver at the temples, and wide amber eyes under thick silky brows. His broad shoulders and muscular countenance strained at his cheap, rough green and brown tunic and leggings.
“They’re great, Scotty! I just finished breakfast. Pavla ain’t here, and Eugenia just taught me a new song.” She sat on the window, beaming down at him. “Wanna hear it?”
“I always wanna hear your songs, Mapes.” He grinned as she dropped her now-unbound curls. “I have gifts for you, too. I just came from Philly Town. I brought you a stuffed eagle for your bed, a bronzed bell that really rings, and a ball from a base-game at the Shibe Arena. You should have seen that game. The Philadelphians really knocked the stuffing out of the Yorkalia Metropolitains!”
“Again?” Maple made a face. “Wish those guys would get a move on. That’s the sixth time this summer the Philadelphians beat the tar out of them.” She made a face as Scott awkwardly clutched her braid and shimmied up the rough stone walls. “Hey Scotty, would ya watch the hair? I don’t need ya yankin’ it out! What would I tell Pavla?”
“Maybe she’d leave you alone once in a while.” She wondered why he was heavier than usual. He had two furry animals with him along with the boxes. “Foley n’ Walt wanted to say hi, too.”
“Foley!” Maple greeted the twitchy brown bunny with a big hug. His little pink nose with the thick brown whiskers that resembled a mustache bounced and wiggled. She stroked his nut-brown lop ears. “And Walter! My favorite baby boy.” Walter was a bear cub who had lost his parents to hunters. Scott took him in and often brought him up to visit. He was the sweetest little thing, a rolly-polly brown ball of fur with sharp claws and sweet button eyes who regarded Maple as his mama and Scott as his papa. “Mama has a big pot of honey for you.”
“So, Scott,” she began as she settled at the table and gave Walter his honey crock, “tell me all about Philly Town. Do they really have a cracked bell and the oldest brick buildings in the Seven Kingdoms, and did the base-game fans really throw snowballs at Old Man Winter?”
“Oh, you bet, Mapes!” Scott laughed, slapping his knee. “I didn’t see it, but a guy I know who works at the Philadelphians’ arena saw it. Boy, did they get into trouble!” Scott knew the most wonderful stories. He had been all over, seen every single one of the Seven Kingdoms ten times over, and even the worlds beyond them. When he spoke of tall buildings made of warm red brick and arenas overflowing with screaming fans and a beautiful green square where children rode exquisitely painted wooden horses on a carousel, she felt like she was there, too.
Scott always had a hearty appetite. He finished the eggs, bacon, and pancakes, and whatever he didn’t eat, the animals did. “Hey Mapes, you got any new songs for me?” He turned the chair around and sat on it backwards. “I learned a new dance in Philly Town and would love to teach it to you.”
“Sure!” She sat down at the piano and pounded away at her newest tune. “Been workin’ on this one.” Eugenia trilled, Foley squeaked, and even Walter growled along, nuzzling his mama on her bare leg. Scott grabbed her for a dance as Eugenia picked up the song. Scott was a lousy dancer who stepped on her feet and tripped over her hair, but it didn’t matter. They always had a wonderful time with the wild, jerky choreography.
“Whew!” Maple finally flopped down on the piano bench as Scott returned to the turned around chair. “We got our exercise for today, didn’t we?” Walter trotted over, rubbing her leg. She stroked his head. “Hey Scotty, can you tell me about Hope Springs again?”
Scott’s grin fell slightly. “Aw Mapes,” he sighed, “you’ve heard those stories a hundred times.”
“I wanna hear them again.” She balanced Eugenia on her finger. “I wish I could have seen Hope Springs. The way you talk about it, it must have been the most beautiful kingdom of all.”
“It is…or it was.” Scott’s eyes wandered to the window. “It isn’t anymore. Not since…well, not in a long time. It just…vanished.”
Walter settled by Maple’s leg, licking at her bare toes and making her giggle. “Walt, cut that out!” She looked up at Scott with curious brown eyes. “How can a whole kingdom just vanish?”
“No one knows. It was there the day I left, but hours later…it wasn’t there. No one could find it.” His plump-cheeked grin didn’t meet his eyes. “You would have loved it, Maple. It was the most beautiful of all the kingdoms. The houses were fine white clapboard, and every road was paved with good stone. Horses like my Flynn pulled huge white carriages with soft seating in the streets. That’s where all of the best theaters were, where plays and concerts went on all day and night.”
Maple sighed, tapping randomly on the C key. “I wish I could have seen it. I would have loved to make it there as a singer or dancer! But Pavla…”
“She’ll let you out. You’re no more a Berlania princess than I am.” His voice dropped to a whisper as sadness filled his amber eyes. “Or Betty was.”
“Betty.” She gave him a grin and nudged him. “Your true love. The writer. The dame you’re crazy about. The way you talk about her, she must have been one hell of a woman.”
Scott’s eyes lost their focus as he gazed out the one window and into the rustling tree tops. “Yeah, she was.” His voice dropped, became softer and more reverent. “She was the most beautiful, intelligent, and sweet woman I’d ever known. She could turn my tall tales into an epic poem of love and adventure. She was small and slender, with thick, dark hair, the sweetest, gentlest smile, but don’t be fooled. When she was angry, or got annoyed at me, she could be cold as ice…like the day I was banished.”
He finally looked back at her, those amber eyes now haunted with guilt. “Queen Hilary was her guardian, just like Pavla is yours. She didn’t restrict her the way Pavla does with you. Betty was free to go where she wished, and Hilary respected her writing ability. She wrote all of the plays for Hope Springs’ theaters, and many wonderful stories.”
“Hilary didn’t like me much, though.” The merry amber orbs became haunted and sad. “After I…borrowed a few dollars from local businesses…she told me I was never to return to the kingdom. Betty already had a fiancee.” Scott’s eyes dropped to the rough wood floor. “That was the last time I saw either of them. They vanished hours after I left.”
Maple frowned and took his hand. Foley hopped into his lap, and Walter leaned into his papa’s leg. “Gosh Scotty, I’m so sorry. The way you talk about Betty, she must have been quite a dame. And Hilary too, really. Bet it wasn’t her fault. She was just doin’ what she had to.”
“Yeah.” Scott shrugged, regaining his merry grin. “Ehh, it’s in the past. I hope you love the stuff I brought you from Philly Town.”
Maple loaded the dishes into the water basin. “When are you gonna come back? Do you know?”
“In a few days. I have a surprise for you. Some rich prince hired me to find something important.” He nudged her. “Maybe he’ll be the right guy for you.”
Maple grinned back. “I’d love to meet him, ‘long as he doesn’t get the wrong idea. Pavla keeps sayin’ I ain’t ready for…that…yet. I think she’s full of baloney. I’ve felt ready for…that…for years.” She chuckled, leading him and the animals to the window. “Now, you get out of here, before Pavla shows up and we all get into trouble.”
His grin widened. “Three days, Mapes, and Walt and Foley and I will be back with a surprise for the most beautiful woman in the entire Dark Woods!”
She chuckled as she dropped her hair. “Oh, go on, before I cut my hair and keep you here forever.” He shimmied down the tower, taking Walter and Foley with him.
Maplepunzel, Part 2
Three days later, Maple was sitting at the window, practicing her songs with Eugenia. “Hi, Eugenia.” The plump gold bird with the gray wings balanced on her finger, looking up at her with bright, dark eyes. “Got any new songs for me?”
Her brown eyes lit up as Eugenia twittered, rubbing her round head against her finger. “Yeah, that’s a nice one.” Maple leaned out the window, singing her own words to Eugenia’s melody. “Where’d ya learn this one? You’ve brought me so many nice songs, but I’ve never heard this one before.” She trilled along with the bird, liking how her voice echoed in the trees. The wind carried it, letting it caress the wildflowers and blow through the green trees.
Eugenia heard the ruffle of griffin wings first. She stopped singing, cocked her head, and let out one soft tweet. “Aw, heck.” Maple made a face. “You hear Pavla? But I’m not done with my song yet! And I wish she wouldn’t bring the griffin. That thing is scary. The eagle beak n’ lion’s body tends to make the other animals in the woods run for the hills.”
The little yellow bird fluttered to her shoulder and trilled in her ear. “We can finish later? You say you saw two men in the woods?” Eugenia nodded, her trills becoming longer. “Scott an’ another guy? A cute one?” Maple grinned. “Must be Scott’s surprise. I like it already.” She winced as the flapping wings and griffin screech became louder. “You’d better get outta here, Eugenia. You know how Pavla feels about animals who ain’t her monsters.”
Eugenia soared out the window, Maple watching her the whole time. “She’s so lucky.” She leaned on her elbow, staring absently out the window. “She can fly wherever she wants, sing whatever she wants. And me? I’m stuck here, tryin’ to turn people into toads. Pavla ain’t never gonna let me outta here!” Leaning against the window, she sang again, but this time, the notes were sadder, full of longing and sorrow.
Her mind was so focused on her song and Scott’s “surprise,” she didn’t even hear the sound of the griffin’s squawk or human feet on the ground. “Maple!” A familiar snort and Berlania accent finally got her attention. “Maple, child, send down your hair, so I may climb that copper stair.”
Pavla shimmied ever so slowly up her shining copper tresses. “Good afternoon, pretty one.” Her own immaculate auburn tresses were pulled into elaborate curls, her exotic almond-shaped brown eyes highlighted by thick, fluttering eyelashes and cheekbones sharp enough to cut steel. She always dressed in the height of fashion, sporting a cobalt blue gown with black ribbon trim and an enormous standing tulle collar. “See the lovely things I brought for you today?” She showed her the pale green gown with the frilly stomacher, piled with soft yellow lace and ribbons. “A brand new dress, and ribbons for your hair.”
“Isn’t it a bit…much?” Maple picked up the sleeve, with its wide gossamer ruffles, between her fingers. “You could make three dresses outta this!”
“Not for a princess of Berlania.” Her fingers went to Maple’s temples, rubbing gently as she breathed softly in her ear. “You will wear the dress. It suits you. I need you to dress well. I have a suitor for you. One of my most prominent officials is intrigued by your beauty and demure nature. I’m in the process of giving him your hand in marriage.”
“But,” Maple tried to protest, even as the fog moved in, “I don’t know him!” She pulled back, but Pavla gently nudged her against the wall.
“You don’t need to. You’ll make a fine couple.” She leaned closer, the sharp fingernails stroking deeply into her throat. “After I corrupt those useless light powers of yours, you will rule by my side as the heir to Berlania. Now,” she whispered, “what are you saying about your beautiful new dress?”
“I was…sayin’ somethin?” Maple blinked through that fog that crowded her mind. The thick black mist suffocated every thought she’d had, every song she wanted to sing. “What was I sayin’?” Her voice was so soft, she could just barely hear it. “I was thinkin’...”
“Shh, child.” Pavla’s fingers moved up Maple’s neck, massaging her scalp. “Quiet. You don’t need to think. Let your guardian think for you. You just need to let me dress you. You’ll look lovely in that gown. You’ll wear it when I take you to Berlania to meet your betrothed.”
She only nodded as Pavla turned her around and roughly unlaced her peasant dress. “Yes, Pavla.”
Maple had no memory of anything that happened after that. Most of the afternoon was lost in a haze of black, misty fog. She knew Pavla did stuff her into that tight green gown. She had to lace her bosoms within an inch of their lives to get her into it, but she did wear it. Pavla insisted on her softly performing her newest ditty, a sad ballad of a queen who was to have wed a prince, but she was a fool and the prince never came.
The sun was just setting when Pavla shimmied down her hair, promising to return next week. She had to talk to her generals who were returning to the front. The prince of Wenneria, who was the head of their armies, had been strangely absent these past few weeks. No one could find him. His brother, who had also been a commander, had disappeared months before.
Maple vaguely watched her guardian shimmy down her tight braid. She was about to pull it back in when she heard the heavy clip-clop of horses’ hooves and a familiar tweet. “That’s strange,” she whispered. “Pavla don’t usually come back after she leaves for the night.”
“Maple!” The voice that called her name didn’t really sound much like her guardian. “Maple, my child, let down your copper hair!” Another voice, slightly higher, whispered from behind a tree. “Oh yes! Maple, let down your hair, so I may climb your copper stair!”
“Um, Pavla,” Maple said softly, “how come you sound like you have a cold? That’s not your accent. That’s a bad attempt at a Transylvanian vampire.”
“What did you say, child?” called the nasal accent. “You really must learn to speak up! I can’t hear a word you say.”
Maple winced at the strong tug on her braid. “You’re climbin’ a lot faster n’ you usually do, Pavla. Remember the thorns at the base of the tower! You’re always tellin’ me not to touch ‘em. They could put an eye out!”
“Child, I know the thorns are down there!” Now her guardian really didn’t sound like herself. For one thing, even at her clumsiest, Pavla never got that annoyed. For another thing, she sounded distinctly male. “Do you believe I’m incapable of watching where my extremities are moving at this second?”
Maple raised an eyebrow. “Um, no offense, Pavla, but I’ve never heard you use words that long before.”
“What is so unusual about my speech patterns?” Maple pulled back, her eyes wide in shock, as a balding head that definitely did not belong to Pavla peered over the stone blocks in the window. “Could you possibly aid me in entering your abode? I’m accustomed to riding into battles, not shimmying up sheer rock towers.”
She grabbed his hands, finally dragging his full, lanky body through the window. “I’m immensely grateful to you, miss. My thighs ache, my digits are sore, and I received two bruises on my left knee banging them against that blasted Berlania rock.”
“You’re…you’re a man.” Maple moved slowly towards the hearth, with its array of heavy metal pans and copper pots hanging in a neat row over the fireplace.
The guy who flopped over her window was tall and commanding, even with the wispy dark brown hair on top of his head and slightly thicker, wavier hair on the back. He was also sweating like an overworked messenger boy and breathing harder. She moved back, grabbing at the closest cast-iron frying pan. “You’re an intruder. Pavla said she didn’t want intruders here.”
“No!” He quickly waved his hands. “Please miss, you may reshelve your weapon! Woodsman Sherwood said we would find a great surprise in this part of the woods, and certainly,” he gave her the shiest, gentlest peach smile, “you are a greater surprise than I could have dreamed of in a million years.” Maple loved his smile. It was so cute and boyish, it really made him seem softer somehow.
“Surprise? You’re my surprise?” Her voice remained so quiet, she could barely hear it. “Scott…” The black fog pushed, trying to crowd something important out. “Scotty…he told me about a surprise.” She shook her head, giving it a smack to clear out the fog.
He was by far the best surprise she’d ever gotten. Tall, commanding, with glittering eyes that could pierce your soul. His broad shoulders beautifully filled out the navy blue uniform of the Wennaria Kingdom, with its ten brass buttons down the front and modest gold trim. Just the sight of him made her shake out her head and push away that pesky fog. As she came closer, he gave her a gentle little smile from his peach lips that softened his sharp cheekbones and forbidding hooked nose.
“I swear to you, miss, on my honor as the commander of the Wennaria Royal Army, I would never, ever harm an innocent female.” He dropped to his knees before her and gently took her hand, barely brushing his lips against her knuckles.
“Sherwood boasted that you were the most beautiful and talented woman in the entire Black Woods. He’s known for his tall tales and bragging, but in this case, he spoke the utmost truth. You possess the loveliest voice I have ever had the privilege to hear. When you performed the Ballad of Lost Love, it brought tears to my eyes. I had to stop my horse Hamlet and listen.”
“You really like my singin’?” Her voice got a little stronger as she gazed into those gorgeous eyes. “You think I have talent?”
“I think you have immense talent. You just require polish.” He managed to roll slowly to his knees, wincing a bit. “I believe that climb took more out of me than I first surmised.”
Maple hurried to the little box filled with ice. “Here,” she handed him a bag. “This might help your knee. And I have chilled tea. I made it when Pavla was here.”
“I thank you, miss.” He settled down at the table, grunting as he placed the small brocade bag filled with ice over his knee. “May I ask what your name is?”
“Maple.” She managed a flirtatious grin, even as her legs wobbled and her increasingly strong voice shook. “Ya know, like the syrup? Maple Rapunzel. I was named for where Pavla found me in her garden. My parents were light magicians who abandoned me when they couldn’t keep me anymore.”
“I’m sorry about that, miss.” He managed to stand and bow deeply before her. “Prince Victor of Wennaria, Maple, currently on leave from the Wennaria Royal Armies.”
She couldn’t help the huge grin on her face. This was better than she could have imagined! “You’re a prince? A real, honest-to-life prince? Just like in my storybooks? I ain’t never met a prince before. In fact, Scott’s the only human man I’ve ever met. Pavla always said she didn’t like men in the tower. She was afraid they’d de-floral me, or something.”
“I have no intention of de-flowering you, Maple.” Victor settled back down, rubbing his knee. “I merely wished to address the owner of that amazing voice.”
She poured the tart raspberry tea into two slightly chipped stoneware cups, then brought one to him and took the other for herself. “Cream? Sugar? Honey?”
“No thank you. I prefer my tea black.”
“You do? Me too. I’d rather have cookies for sweet stuff.” Thank heavens she hadn’t eaten the entire plate of chocolate cookies! There were plenty to share. “Here ya go. Got snacks, too. I made ‘em myself.”
When that little smile spread on his face again, her knees shook so much under all that satin and lace, she had to sit down. “Thank you, Maple.” He reached for one, biting into it. “This isn’t bad. A bit chewy. I don’t frequently have the opportunity to partake in sweets on the front.”
Maple leaned on her elbow, forgetting how Pavla always said that was bad manners. “So, if you’re a commander, what brings ya all the way out here? The battles are mostly in Berlania and Brittanica. Ain’t never seen no armies around here.”
He sipped his fragrant, fruity tea. “I seek my younger brother, Prince Jeffery. Almost a year ago, his fiancee, Queen Hilary of Hope Springs, and my fiancee Princess Betty vanished, along with the entire kingdom, shortly after they were invaded by Berlania. He swore he would find her and bring her home, but that was seven months ago, and no one has heard hide, nor hair of him since. I had heard rumors that he was last seen in the Dark Woods.”
“Gosh.” Maple put her hand on his. “I’m sorry about your brother. If I had a brother, I wouldn’t wanna lose him like that.” Her eyes drifted to the window. “Pavla may not be the nicest guardian, but she’s all I got.” She made a face when she remembered something else he said. “Your fiancee? That name sounds familiar.”
Victor sighed. “It was an arranged engagement. She was beautiful and intelligent, but I spent very little time with her before she disappeared with her guardian Hilary. I was too busy on the front lines. I truly regret that I never really got to know her.”
“That’s too bad. Scotty told me ‘bout her. He said she was a nice girl, real smart n’ pretty.” Her smaller hand squeezed his. “I’ve never been to Wennaria. Can you tell me more about it? Scotty says it’s a swell place. He’s been all over.”
Maple barely noticed the sun disappearing behind the trees and the moon rising. She was too enthralled by Victor’s rich, beautiful voice telling her all about his kingdom. He spoke of the small but charming houses, of his kindly old father and sharp-as-a-tack mother, of their fertile fields of grain and iron works turning out pots and pans like the ones on Maple’s hearth.
“That’s amazin’!” Maple couldn’t help her yawn as Victor told her about the beautiful old theater where ballets and opera played in downtown Wennaria City. “I ain’t been to a theater that size since I went to school in Yorkalia. Someday,” she stretched her arms from all that sitting, “I’m gonna be a great singer at a theater like that.”
“With your talent and ambition, I’m sure you will be.” He couldn’t help his own yawn. “Perhaps it’s time I returned home. Sherwood continues to await my descent, and my parents are also waiting.” He kissed her hand again. “I would be most delighted to visit you again tomorrow, Miss Maple Rapunzel.”
Maple gulped. “Don’t get me wrong, I want ya to. I really like you! It’s just…” She nodded at the window. “Pavla usually comes durin’ the day, an’ I don’t think she’ll like me havin’ men up here, or anyone up here who ain’t her.”
“I’ll have to arrange it with Woodsman Sherwood, but I could visit you just as twilight descends and Pavla departs. We’ll be able to spend the evening talking over pastries and tea together.” He gave her that little smile that made her squeak and her knees shake. “I couldn’t imagine a better way to spend an evening.”
“Me either, Victor.” She dropped her hair down the window to Scott, who waited near the tower with the horses. “Just be careful, ok? Those vines ain’t down there ‘cause they look pretty. They’re sharper n’ razors. You fall on them, they’ll cut you to ribbons.”
“I assure you, Maple, that I will show the utmost caution in my descent.” He gave her a kiss on the cheek. “Until tomorrow, Miss Maple Rapunzel!”
“Until tomorrow, Prince Victor!” She knew she was blushing as she waved to him and Scott. Her face turned so hot, it glowed along with the flickering flames in the hearth. “See ya, boys!” She sat at the window and made sure Victor got down with no trouble, then watched them until they and their horses vanished into the inky black night.